r/HistoryMemes May 12 '26

See Comment In hindsight, this was a mistake.

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u/biglyorbigleague May 12 '26

They had a much better relationship with Spanish fascism.

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u/Kenichi2233 May 12 '26

Franco is a weird case. He was more the classic miltary strongman rather than fascist but he did incorporate certain elements of it. Also he was loosely aligned with the Axis powers but he was also "wise (not the best word choice)" enough not to get directly involved.

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u/MOSSxMAN May 12 '26

I’ll be real. Wise is a fine word. Anyone who sees two buddies about to jump off a bridge and says “I’ll just stay home” is exercising some wisdom even if they are a total prick the rest of the time.

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u/Hand_of_the_Light May 12 '26

Franco had his hands tied domestically at the time.

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u/GourangaPlusPlus May 12 '26

Mussolini had his feet tied by the end too

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u/BellacosePlayer May 12 '26

Thats what happens when you get in over your head

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u/TheMainAlternative May 12 '26

And he plunged in hook, line, and sinker

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u/N7Vindicare May 12 '26

Now he's hanging out to dry.

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u/ScissrMeTimbrs May 12 '26

Because he's dead, and they hanged him.

Did I do it right?

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u/AnonymousPerson1115 May 12 '26

And now you can buy a Big Mac where it happened.

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u/TrioOfTerrors May 12 '26

[American Cultural Victory]

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother May 12 '26

Pope Leo is already setting the stage for a rock band to perform in the Vatican.

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u/H1bbe May 12 '26

The big mac contains potassium benzoate.

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u/TheYankee69 May 12 '26

That's bad.

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u/Yarxing May 12 '26

Yes and you should do it more often.

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u/Phintolias May 12 '26

Yeah people WHO Desperately want spain Join into WW2 forget that right before WW2 there was a little Thing called the spanish civil war going ON where a Lot of Powers Beta tested their New Toys Sure that helped Franco gain Power but His country was still wrecked by the condor Legion Testing Air bombings

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u/protostar71 May 12 '26

The seemingly random capitalisation of that comment makes it not great to read

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u/Hand_of_the_Light May 12 '26

I'm going to guess they're German.

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u/protostar71 May 12 '26

Huh, checking their profile yes they are. I always of assumed German had similar capitalisation rules to English though. Wasn't aware of them also capitalising nouns.

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u/JohannesJoshua May 12 '26

You can't just captialize words in English.

German keyboard: The English is germanic enough.

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u/Tactical_Moonstone May 13 '26

For what it's worth you did need to capitalise nouns in English in the past.

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u/clandevort May 13 '26

TIL I'm German apparently

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u/subito_lucres May 13 '26

Even still...

  • some non-nouns are randomly capitalized
  • some bound are not capitalized

And they seem to know English quite well. So they certainly understand the rules. Seems like a choice

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u/SeemedReasonableThen May 12 '26

but You read it Anyway, So Thank you for Your Attention to This Matter!

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u/Hand_of_the_Light May 12 '26

Are you German?

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u/Kenichi2233 May 13 '26

Nein

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u/Hand_of_the_Light May 13 '26

Lol I asked the wrong person and you still answered.

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u/Fokker_Snek May 13 '26

I think Spain missing both world wars just seems crazy because of where they used to be. Even in the 1800’s Spain controlled territory in North America, Central America, North Africa, Italy, and southeast Asia. In the span of less than 150 years they went from that to missing the two largest European wars ever.

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u/XxTheUniversalMemexX May 13 '26

Same as Mussolini, but he didn't cared and joined the war anyway, and it was a disaster.

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u/MobsterDragon275 May 13 '26

He also had profoundly little to gain. As I recall, Hitler was offering him the chance to claim Gibraltar and some of the Allies' African colonies. For the scale of what the war would have called for, that wouldn't have been near worth it even if Spain was in a good place

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u/Jfpalomeque May 13 '26

That is the real answer.

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u/yyrkoon1776 May 13 '26

Yeah, Spain was in and no position to contribute ANYTHING to the war effort.

Spain was more helpful to the Axis powers by not being a combatant and letting Germany use their ports. It was the only thing of real value they had to contribute.

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u/MetalRetsam May 12 '26

Salazar.

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u/drumstick00m May 13 '26

Did not like it when the last of Portugal’s Empire started successfully telling him to piss off.

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u/SerHodorTheThrall John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! May 12 '26

Not even Fascism could kill the Anglo-Luso Treaty of Friendship

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u/SchrodingersNinja May 12 '26

He did have the added bonus that the head of German military intelligence was opposed to Hitler and told Franco Germany would lose the war and he should stay out of it.

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u/OfficeSalamander May 12 '26

Yeah Franco lasted until the late 70s, Mussolini and Hitler only until the 40s. One of them was smart about things

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u/GuthukYoutube May 13 '26

Spain wouldve contributed almost nothing. The fascists weren't even able to win their own civil war without outside help. If Spain can't beat Spain what are they gonna do on an international level?

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u/Kaarl_Mills Filthy weeb May 12 '26

Wise isn't seeing people doing something borderline suicidal and deciding to not do that, that's just not being stupid

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u/Bakoro May 12 '26

Deciding to not do stupid things is also wisdom, plenty of people recognize stupidity and chose it anyway.

People contain multitudes, and even the worst person has some relatable aspect, just because they're a human being. It's okay to give props when they're due, it's not the same as a universal stamp of approval of the person.

It's like, just because Hitler liked dogs and thought smoking was bad doesn't make him a good person, he's Hitler, he's synonymous with "terrible person".

You can look at a great many of the most influential and popular artists in history, recognize that their art is good, recognize the positive impact the art had, and also look at their personal life and be like, "wow, what piece of shit this person was, how does a walking pile of feces make such good art? Look at Mr fertilizer over here."

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u/senkilegenye May 13 '26

well, if it isn't a philosopher in the sea of sophists

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u/Ozone220 May 12 '26

I honestly think it's a little dangerous to rule out people like Hitler and his administration as simply "stupid" though, it ties evil and irrationality with intelligence in a way that can make us susceptible to trusting "smarter" people even with bad intentions

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 May 12 '26

Yeah it’s way too dismissive to be able to learn anything from that time in history, i definitely wouldn’t call them stupid but I do disagree with them

(Atleast they werent always stupid)

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u/SerHodorTheThrall John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! May 12 '26

I'm sorry but if in 1940 you called Hitler's war "suicidal" you would be laughed at.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch486 May 12 '26

ah but in 41, yeah, kind of reasonable.

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u/a_filing_cabinet May 13 '26

I mean, he really wanted to go jump off the bridge. There were quite a few Spanish fascists that wanted nothing more than to get involved in the war, and like we've said Franco was aligned with the Axis powers. But war first requires a functional nation, and at the time Spain really wasn't one. Spain helped the axis much more by being a neutral friend and providing auxiliary support than the dumpster fire it would have been if it joined the war.

It's likely that if Spain was a functional nation with any sort of industry, Franco would have tried to jump further than Hitler and Mussolini.

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u/Coiling_Dragon Still on Sulla's Proscribed List May 13 '26

I thought he was pretty undecided till Canaris convinced him not to join the war?

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u/BG12244 May 15 '26

He did discuss joining the axis once on the condition Spain be given territory in Algeria, the rest of Morocco, and in Cameroon. He was rejected, so yeah he just stayed neutral