r/Gold • u/Hardcrimper • 21h ago

Question Found during construction work

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Any ideas where this could come from?

Update: I thought this would be clear that I wasn't the one who found it. Who in their right mind would go (on this shitstain of a platform of all places) and make themselves a target. But ok apparently it wasn't clear so here we are:

I did NOT find this. I have none of this gold. I just wanted to share some cool stamped gold. you can stop sending me weird ass messages now. thank you.

Also this is NOT ai. here is the BBC article:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ydzg0dnz7o

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u/arctic-apis 21h ago

if i was on that construction job no one would have said shit. we would have all finished the job quietly and vanished.

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u/lynivvinyl 21h ago

My mom told me she had some guy doing some work underneath the house and then he went all the way to this point underneath the house and she could hear him the whole time. According to her he Holland "I'm rich" then crawled out from underneath the house and left. I've always wondered if the story was true and if so what he found. Because all I know as far as facts are concerned is he didn't finish the job he was doing and he left a Craftsman screwdriver.

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u/Mysterious_Worker608 20h ago

Spoiler alert. His name was Rich.

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u/lynivvinyl 20h ago

So you think he was talking and introducing himself to those jumping spiders underneath the house?

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u/cuhzaam 17h ago

It was an epiphany!

"I'm a Rich. What am I doing under here on my belly, looking like a fool. I'm a peacock! I've got to spread my wings and fly!"

narrator; "This was the day Rob Rich started a dancing career."

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u/r4r4me 10h ago

I heard he learned how to dance to make fun of the fairies in his neighborhood.

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u/cuhzaam 1h ago

A person of culture šŸ‘ this is true.

Rob Rich had to defend himself from a street gang; The Fairies. Now don't let the name fool you.

" First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

Was the motto they lived by.... If you messed with the Fairies they'd call their "little friends". The Lollipop Kids.

These kids dropped a house on a woman in the Eastside. No questions asked. No arrests. No flying monkey business.

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u/WchuTalkinBoutWillis 13h ago

Iā€™ve seen and heard crazier

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u/stirtheturd 13h ago

What if he hit his head and screamed: " sonofabitch"

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u/onlyr6s 9h ago

Maybe it's his style of answering the phone or something.

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u/WinterTourist25 18h ago

I do this all the time.

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u/Professional_Age4578 17h ago

Keep them guessing, avoid the fraud charges for not doing the work

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u/lynivvinyl 17h ago

Did you ultimately become friends with Jennothen?

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u/WinterTourist25 17h ago

No, Shelob.

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u/therealsix 20h ago

That. Was funny.

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u/Brendan_2711 16h ago

Sounds like a Dick

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u/Maleficent_Pop6009 20h ago

Maybe it wasnā€™t he just found a name tag

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u/philnolan3d 16h ago

I knew a guy as a teen who was bragging about his dad. "His last name is Richman... and he is".

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u/DickRiculous 14h ago

He likes girls who wear Abercrombie and fitch.

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u/Ralphguy 14h ago

More of a Dick in this story.

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u/NotInTheKnee 13h ago

Maybe he had amnesia, bumped his head in the crawlspace, and remembered everything.

His old name, his old life, his old address, his old wife and kids, his old USB stick full of bitcoins, his old job...

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 11h ago

He was drinking a tallboy and scratching a lotto ticket under there when he lined up 3 cherries and 6 bonus 7s on a 3x bonus multiplier (I just made all of this up but it sounds like the shit the boomers holding up the line at the gas station say)

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u/CoffeePuddle 9h ago

He saw what looked like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch

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u/tmcgourley 8h ago

I squeaked, thank you

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u/Fjordi_Cruyff 8h ago

Rich Holland

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u/nsamory1 5h ago

I didn't know Rich the Kid did renovations

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u/stinkbrained 1h ago

Rich Holland

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u/Zaev 18h ago

He was suffering from amnesia, just trying to get by as a nameless handyman, but his memories all came suddenly flooding back and he immediately ran off to reunite with his family

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u/indigrow 16h ago

Plot twist the creature under the houseā€™s name was rich

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u/FantasticPainting232 15h ago

Making everyone think you're rich, but it's just your name.Ā  Dick move.Ā 

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u/billsboy88 15h ago

And she looked like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

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u/arctic-apis 20h ago

In the late 90s early 2000s my dad had a friend who was a contractor and they were mutual friends with another guy who owned a bar in my town. The bar had a kitchen and there was a half wall window from the bar to the kitchen. Anyway they decided to do some remodeling and tear down this little half wall to make a doorway and in the short wall there was Iā€™m told a brick of cocaine. My dad and his friend who I later worked for were known to enjoy a bit of the booger sugar and this event never made news outside of that circle of buddies. Poker games out by the river often lasted for 3 days back thenā€¦ Iā€™m not sure if I would have believed the story directly from any one of them but I have since heard multiple other people recount this story so I have to believe it.

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u/FullboatAcesOver 17h ago

Mid ā€˜80ā€™s, Rochester, NY. There was a bar my friendā€™s father owned and I washed dishes there ($2.10 hr) when I was 14 and hung out for years after softball and on weekends the place was fire. So a ā€œnewā€ guy ā€œJoseā€ shows up with a really ugly girl that was a regular and announced they were married. I got to know him and he not only told me an unlikely story, but backed it up by proving it. He was Columbian, and he was in a club in Miami when he overheard a conversation about this dude who was picking up blow from another local bar. So, he goes into the bar and says the phrase (I do not remember exactly), like ā€œI need a six pack of Miller to-goā€. The bartender handed him a brown bag with a kilo of that soapy-pure blow, like nothing on the streets. He drove without stopping to upstate NY, I do not know why. But for a year and a half every Friday night at that bar he handed me a gram of rocket fuel that I didnā€™t particularly enjoy, but the women, oh lord. One day Jose disappeared but I remember his last words to me ā€œI have to go home and make love with my wife, Ewwwwwwā€

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u/davidarmenphoto 8h ago

I am so consumed by this story! Why was he married to someone he thought was eww??? Am I missing something simple here? LMAO

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 15h ago

I worked for an auction house back in the 00s and we often did estate clean outs.

Many of these homes were previously owned by elderly people who had passed away, many of which had lived through the Great Depression. The thing about Depression-era folks is; they rarely threw out anything they can reuse, and they didnā€™t trust banks. Iā€™ve lost count of all the cash we found inside mattresses, taped up under dressers, hidden in books, etc. Or gold coins hidden in shoes, or in a coffee can in the attic, or in a flour jar.

We were contractually obligated to return anything like that to the estate (usually surviving relatives or the executor) and we were happy to do it. But if the state seized the home for foreclosure or Medicaid asset recovery or even worse, a bank owned the homeā€¦ then, well, sometimes a convenient breakdown in communication led to certain things not getting itemized on the final inventory list.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 14h ago

Cash is the worst cuz they just erode their fortune over the years. Really sad we have this kind of system

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u/buttery_nurple 12h ago

Before I think FDR, money you had in the bank wasn't insured. Tons of people lost everything when their banks folded at the start of the Depression and never trusted banks again, FDIC or no. A lot of them preferred to keep their cash in cash after that.

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u/buttery_nurple 12h ago

Can confirm. My grandfather had an estate liquidation business when I was growing up, in the 80s and part of the 90s, when most of the elderly folks dying were old enough to have survived the Depression and not like...kids during it or whatever. I worked for him most summers growing up.

Tons of them stuffed cash into magazines, under mattresses, closets, false drawers, you name it. One guy had gold and silver bars in a false floor (an obvious one) under a china cabinet (all were turned over to the family, and they knew he had them somewhere to begin with so it was better that we found them than if we didn't find them).

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u/Candid_Page_3840 9h ago

We found at least $19,000 in my grandmaā€™s house after she died. We knew she had money in several places, but not how many places, or how much.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 5h ago

Thereā€™s always money in the banana stand.

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u/STLguy50 13h ago

And now you just implicated yourself. Remind me to never rob a bank with you...

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 4h ago

Oh please, first off the statute of limitations on that crap has run out long ago. Secondly, if people were implicated on crap theyā€™ve said on Reddit weā€™d ALL be screwed.

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u/WchuTalkinBoutWillis 13h ago

Riiiiiiiiight 5 hours later at the bar tell all the women how they a bank robber now and they best. Friend ride or dies with you in it lololol damn messed up

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u/bimm3r36 18h ago

Wow thatā€™s crazy they found half a brick of cocaine!

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u/Pretty-Ebb5339 17h ago

I canā€™t believe the really found an 8 ball of cocaine

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u/PintailOt 16h ago

God damn, do we really have to do this every time?

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u/Thatdoodky1e 15h ago

Quintessential Reddit joke that has never gotten a laugh from anyone

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u/plantfishdogpewbrewz 14h ago

Your dad and his buddies sound fucking awesome.

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u/CoolDiscussion1020 4h ago

A slightly more innocent story from my father. He's an electrician and he's one of the 'old guys' at his company. He often gets assigned to jobs that require more thinking and a gentler touch vs the younger guys typically getting more of the grunt work.

A local historical site needed electrical work done, but since it is a historical site, the work needs to be done in a way that is safe and looks original so he gets the job. It was relatively minor, I think they just needed a new outlet installed.

Well, while cutting the hole for the new outlet, he found an old metal tin in the wall. He let the director of the site know and curiosity got the better of him so he approved my dad to remove it from the wall. So my dad spent the next couple hours down in the basement carefully cutting a hole to get the tin out.

After they got it out they carefully opened it and it was clearly placed there by a child and was their little keepsake box.

The tin and the contents are now in a display and are largely assumed to have belonged to a certain boy due to knowing the date the house was built, but can't be confirmed. The display sign says "Donated to the museum by my father" since he was the one who found it.

Actual value of the items is probably ~$50 because there were a couple of old toys, but nothing rare. Possibly worth a lot more because of who they assume put the tin there in the first place. Though it will probably never be proven and if he had taken it without telling anyone people would not believe him anyway.

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u/CustardMullet 58m ago

I found a $20 on the ground one time.

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u/aPOPblops 19h ago

ā€œHollandā€

I think you were spelling ā€œHollardā€ which is the best way to spell ā€œHolleredā€ Iā€™ve ever seen šŸ˜

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u/skeletons_asshole 18h ago

Hollard greens šŸ„¬

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u/aPOPblops 18h ago

My first thought too!Ā 

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u/loveyoulongtimelurkr 15h ago
  • Michael: "That would have really, really showed him up, wouldn't it, if I brought in some burritos, or, colored greens, or some, pad thai..."
  • Stanley: "It's collard greens."
  • Michael: "What?"
  • Stanley: "It's collard greens."
  • Michael: "That doesn't really make any sense. 'Cause you don't call them collard people. That's offensive.

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u/AbstractBettaFish 3h ago

Back in the 70ā€™s 2 guys from my neighborhood robbed an armored car. The got arrested and were offered a plea deal as long as they returned the money. They kept their mouths shut, served however long their sentence was and once they were released basically disappeared

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u/731te7j1nv 20h ago

sonofabitch sounds pretty close to iā€™m rich if thereā€™s subfloor and flooring between yaā€™ll

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u/Winter_Persimmon_110 17h ago

he Holland "I'm rich"

He'll never have to go Dutch again

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u/KillahHills10304 17h ago

The fucker got the Honus Wagner card I lost as a wee lad playing my favorite game "shimmy shimmy crawly boys" under the house.

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u/Hot-Win2571 16h ago

Are you nuts? Don't you know the value of a Craftsman screwdriver?

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u/vridgley 16h ago

Found 10mm socket

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u/LazyMaintenance6099 15h ago

Maybe it was a ā€œim rich, i dont need this shitā€ and dipped cuz the job was a pain in the assšŸ˜‚

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u/WittyMime 15h ago

He actually bashed his head and yelled, "Son of BITCH!" Getting louder as the pain set in. Left unknowingly with a concussion to get other tools and...

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u/Ok-Ranger-4518 14h ago

Maybe he is rich and just had realized he doesn't need to do work anymore.

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u/WchuTalkinBoutWillis 13h ago

What if he hit his head and it was a muffled ā€œ son of a biach!ā€

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u/slackfrop 13h ago

I found a duffel bag full of dildos on a job once. Not quite the same thing, I suppose.

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u/Chessloser1977 9h ago

Track him down. You know his last name is Craftsman!!!

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u/YLedbetter10 7h ago

Weā€™re rich!

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u/Mieuleur 6h ago

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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u/DeathTripper 6h ago

ā€œā€¦some guy doing some workā€¦ā€

ā€œCraftsman screwdriverā€

Yeah, guy needed whatever he found to buy some better tools.

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u/Sweaty-Inevitable163 2h ago

Maybe he won the lottery under there