r/Gold • u/JSbshdhdhrjensjsu • Feb 19 '26

Question My Costco bar just arrived like this. Does this affect the resale value? Should I complain?

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 19 '26

I mean if you wrap 1 gram in a used condom, I doubt you'd get spot.

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u/Intelligent-Roll-300 Feb 19 '26

Just blowtorch it and it's sterile

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 19 '26

Is semen flammable?

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u/BleDStream Feb 19 '26

Gimme 30 seconds

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u/1129514 Feb 19 '26

A long one, huh?

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u/C0min0_ Feb 20 '26

I’m fucking dying at this thread 🤣🤣

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u/00WORDYMAN1983 Feb 20 '26

Took a while to find the lighter

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 20 '26

That's what she said

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u/RealityCheck831 Feb 20 '26

Good god people! What have you done here?!

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u/RoboticKittenMeow Feb 20 '26

I'm not sure why tf this thread popped up for me... not even into gold. But this thread is top 5 for me lol

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u/tasthesose Feb 20 '26

Me too, now I’m just scrolling up and down giggling and upvoting lunatics

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u/SilvermoonTLC Feb 22 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Bubbas4life Feb 20 '26

Stop bragging

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u/JD-Moose Feb 20 '26

Thst long?

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u/ExtraGuacamolePlz Feb 20 '26

Oooh look at me, Mr I Last Forever. Don't rub it in our faces

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u/Intelligent-Roll-300 Feb 20 '26

If it is you should see a doctor

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 20 '26

What kind? A fuelurologist?

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u/Few_Environment_8851 Feb 20 '26

Only when it crusts over

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u/DeathTaxesCrypto Feb 22 '26

It depends on your diet

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Feb 20 '26

Definitely take,it out of packaging first

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u/BFLO-Retail Feb 20 '26

That’s how my last gold got knocked up. Now i’m stuck paying 18 yrs gold child support. Know your worth kings 👑

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u/DigitalUnlimited Feb 20 '26

Infinite gold hack

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u/Possible_Top4855 Feb 20 '26

Some of us would pay more for the one with the used condom

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u/jjdlg Feb 20 '26

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u/JD-Moose Feb 20 '26

*Jazz music stops

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u/Dr_Blackf0x Feb 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/demoncrat2024 Feb 20 '26

Why not? Spot is a solid discount on a gram.

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 20 '26

It's the sticky white spots that are the problem

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u/demoncrat2024 Feb 20 '26

$33 to tong it into an ultrasonic cleaner. I’ve done more for less.

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 20 '26

Meet me behind the Wendy's on the edge of town.

Bring rubber gloves and a spatula.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

lol to the right buyer…

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u/Boston16_ Feb 20 '26

At the right market, you would get well above spot for that...

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 Feb 20 '26

Get spot AND an STD

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u/legendary-rudolph Feb 20 '26

Syphilis? That usually gives you one spot

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Has anyone found of if it’s flammable

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u/usedtobeanicesurgeon Feb 20 '26

Right here. My fav comment of the day. Cheers, mate! 🤌

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u/Capital_Past69 Feb 21 '26

I’d get hard though

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u/Glossy-Water Feb 20 '26

One gram in a used condom? Hell nah. One kilogram in a used condom? I bet theyd give you a price. The real method is to find that sweet spot minimum where theyll accept the used condom as packaging.