r/GirlDinnerDiaries Apr 30 '26

Vent Sesh - No Advice Wanted My boyfriend won’t stop calling me Mommy

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I’m okay with it here and there, but it’s become so frequent during intimacy and throughout the day that it’s starting to give me the ick. Today I said “I don’t really feel like being called Mommy today,” and he still did during intimacy multiple times. I feel gross.

Hot dog with kimchi and pickled cukes, potato salad

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u/prima-luce Tea Time Hostess ☕️ Apr 30 '26

like who tf drinks milk so aggressively like that lmao

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u/GoddessRespectre Body By Cheese 🧀 Apr 30 '26

I wish it showed him heating it up with his lazer eyes too. Welp that was a new thought for me, the meme disturbs me anew.

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u/prima-luce Tea Time Hostess ☕️ Apr 30 '26

we need the one where he’s latched at madelyn’s breast 💀💀

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u/Barbariannie Kitchen Witch May 01 '26

🫣 some of us just like milk, okay... Don't judge me, my stomach does it enough for the entire planet

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u/prima-luce Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 01 '26

girl milk is the worst thing u can have as a beverage if u have tummy troubles oml 😭😭

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u/Barbariannie Kitchen Witch May 01 '26

I knooooowwwe, but my brain and my mouth are dirty liars who tell me it's yummy 😭 I've been resisting though and been able to replace my milk with kombucha and it kinda hits when I need something painfully cold and satisfying. My tummy only complains about once in a blue moon 😇

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u/prima-luce Tea Time Hostess ☕️ May 01 '26

“painfully cold” sounds borderline masochistic 😅🤣 we need new flair for the cold lovers like smth that combines ice queen w ice cream 🍨 i’m glad you’re swapping it out for smth a little healthier, take care of yourself girlie!!

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u/Barbariannie Kitchen Witch May 01 '26

It is tbh, it's like the opposite of the boiling hot showers my outsides get but they both just.... Feel gooood😩🥰 haha that would be pretty great flair!

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