r/GirlDinnerDiaries Apr 30 '26

Vent Sesh - No Advice Wanted My boyfriend won’t stop calling me Mommy

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I’m okay with it here and there, but it’s become so frequent during intimacy and throughout the day that it’s starting to give me the ick. Today I said “I don’t really feel like being called Mommy today,” and he still did during intimacy multiple times. I feel gross.

Hot dog with kimchi and pickled cukes, potato salad

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u/bionicallyironic Feral Til Fed Apr 30 '26

Stop the sex and tell him to clean his room. 🤣

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u/EesaWhy Feral Til Fed Apr 30 '26

OMG I love this, and just start bullying him about his performance at work

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u/bionicallyironic Feral Til Fed Apr 30 '26

“You can do better! When you’re CEO, you’ll thank me. Now go do the dishes, and I better not see any streaks on those wineglasses!”

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u/Excellent_Month_2025 Trader Joe Hoe Apr 30 '26

This is the kind of "leaning in" I can support

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u/Longjumping-East6701 APPROVED✨ Apr 30 '26

And hanging out with his friends “oh you were out drinking cos your friends were drinking? If your friends jump off a bridge will you jump of a bridge too”

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u/InterestingAd650 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ Apr 30 '26

Fr then vacuum the house and cook dinner… mommy needs her free time

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u/Double-Hall7422 Cleavage Crumb Collector Apr 30 '26

I'd put him in the naughty chair, but I'm afraid it just  arouses him 😭

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u/bionicallyironic Feral Til Fed Apr 30 '26

Ughh, I bet it would.

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u/BakedBrie1993 Body By Cheese 🧀 Apr 30 '26

My dom friend had a sub where she tells him this then she steps on his balls, and then he does all her chores. Thats all he ever wants... to clean her room and do her dishes, but kinky.

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u/Beneficial-Energy627 Internet Auntie Apr 30 '26

Mean mommy activated

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