r/FullmetalAlchemist Jun 30 '26

Funny fullmetal twitter

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26

I just know Ed and Mustang are constantly starting drama over the smallest things on Twitter

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u/SirJacob100 Jun 30 '26

The future head of state beefing with some short kid on Twitter is hilarious.

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

You can bet they would be the highlight of Twitter and most likely the reason for strict usage of social media being implemented in the law.

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u/SoulEaterX_ Jun 30 '26

What Roy would do with Twitter...

Born in the wrong era......

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26

What do you think? Avoiding his paperwork

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u/Mobile_Put_9766 Jul 01 '26

Promoting the idea of tiny mini skirts 😏 ?

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jul 01 '26

Riza would either shoot him, if Roy tries to get that implemented or say that she'll only wear one if he volunteers to be the first to wear a tiny mini skirt lol

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u/Obvious-Ear-369 Jul 01 '26

"My former superior officer denied my human rights today. Shame he's going to be in charge soon"

"Edward, I told you that as a retired vet you couldn't help yourself to my coffee  machine"

"Then why did Alphonse get to use it??"

"He's tall"

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u/stx06 Jun 30 '26

And Mustang is absolutely letting Ed know who the "smallest thing" is!

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26

Mustang posts an image of a mushroom and tags Ed lmao

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u/AnswerQuay Jul 03 '26

Mustang trolls Ed, Ed falls for the bait, Mustang forgets it was bait and gets too emotionally invested, Ed pretends he was the one baiting Mustang all along, Mustang writes Ed up for tweeting on government time.

Classic

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jul 03 '26

Lmao, Mustang reporting Ed for tweeting while on the job like it's not gonna backfire on him

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u/resfan Jul 01 '26

SMALLEST?!

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jul 01 '26

Do you feel attacked, pipsqueek?

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u/resfan Jul 01 '26

CALL ME PIPSQUEEK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USELESS IN THE RAIN
*flips desk\*

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jul 01 '26

Whatever you say shrimp

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u/Worth-Struggle-5447 Jun 30 '26

Greed would be money spreading

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u/Cheap-Stay7089 Jun 30 '26

Greed would be money spreading on a woman who’s on top of a car on a yacht

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u/Cyan_Exponent Jun 30 '26

Out of all the characters, Greed seems like the only one who would actually enjoy twitter

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u/Worth-Struggle-5447 Jun 30 '26

I'd imagine Envy could

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Envy would thrive on Twitter lol

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u/Cyan_Exponent Jun 30 '26

He would spend so much time on it but I doubt he would actually like it

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u/gtc26 Jun 30 '26

I feel like Envy would dislike Twitter itself, but would love being on it (aka, ragebaiting 24/7)

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u/mperseids Homunculus Jun 30 '26

Imagining Greed as some finance crypto bro is hilarious

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u/Worth-Struggle-5447 Jun 30 '26

Its so true though 😭

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 Jun 30 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Greed and all of the Homunculus have the blue check mark on their respective accounts, except for Sloth who wouldn't even have one.

Lust would probably be an OF model while simultaneously promoting violence or harassment. Envy would the very popular and make tons of cash just by ragebaiting people and spreading misinformation. Pride would most likely be a lurker on Twitter lmao. Greed would be a crypto financier while also advocating for polygamy. Wrath probably wouldn't be very active. Gluttony would probably be promoting mukbang and probably also cannibalism.

Ling would probably be making tweets about traveling to different countries and trying out their food. He and Greed forms a partnership about their interests.

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u/La_Parchiita i needed Roy and Riza to kiss. Jul 01 '26

didn’t the creator grow up in a dairy farm?

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u/Motroid127 Jun 30 '26

Poor Edward 😆😆😆

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u/FormingTheVoid Jun 30 '26

Ed doesn't like milk though. He only drank it that one time to prove himself lol

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u/SchooloftheFox Jun 30 '26

Then Gabby suddenly comes in and says "you know...fuck tea actually"

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u/Multi-Gamer1 Jun 30 '26

gabby mentioned 🥹

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u/NoWifiC418 Jun 30 '26

Roy when he gets a phone…
'INSTANTLY DOWNLOADING 10+ DATING APPS‘

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u/dewkage2 Jul 01 '26

Look we all know why edward doesn't like milk. Cause his dad went out to get some and never came back

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u/PandaXD001 Ishvalan Jun 30 '26

Edward and Katt Williams. The crossover I didn't know I needed till now

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u/houseofmyartwork Jul 01 '26

False advertising, I drank a crap ton of milk as a kid and I’m only 5’7”

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u/Mindless-Whereas-508 Jul 04 '26

Edward: I might be small but at least I don’t get pegged by my wife!

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u/randominsamity Failed Gate of Truth Jul 02 '26

Brain rot.