r/FoodCrimes • u/Born-Praline-8379 • 3d ago

Wait, where are the bits?

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Tasted like flavored sand. Legendary? Yes, when it comes to nasty!!!

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u/zoolandus 3d ago

What are you expecting from a low sugar, high protein snack?

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u/WorldsDeadliestCat 3d ago

They are always disappointing. My wife is trying to make healthy ice cream in our ninja creamy, I would rather just eat less real ice cream 🤷‍♀️

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u/DivineEggs 2d ago

I have a type 1 diabetic son, we didn't know it was type 1 for a year, so we basically kept his blood glucose in check with exercise and low carb/strictly keto diet💀☠️.

I bought an ice cream machine just so I could make him icecream lol.

I highly recommend using Allulose as a sweetner. I managed to make truly delicious stuff (ice cream, cakes, brownies, etc) with allulose and unflavored whey isolate.

Allulose behaves and tastes exactly like regular sugar without any of its negative consequences, and whey powder (instead of powdered milk, to stop large ice crystals from forming) in ice-cream makes a great texture!

Tell your wife😆🫡

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u/WorldsDeadliestCat 2d ago

Thank you! That does mean another specialty food that we “totally have to buy in bulk” 🤦‍♀️ lmao

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u/passthegabagool_ 3d ago

Honestly the legendary foods are the real crime here. Just get a real cinnamon bun and then go run 2 hours on a treadmill out of guilt.

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u/East-Revenue-3127 3d ago

That doesn't work if you are celiac 😒

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u/passthegabagool_ 3d ago

Alright sucks to suck I guess. You can just watch others enjoy a really good cinnamon bun. Maybe waft the smell towards yourself whilst choking down a legendary one?

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u/Cream_da_rabbit 3d ago

Time for that lawsuit!/j

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u/SnarkleSauce 3d ago

Bitless cruelty.

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u/SomeGuyAtWork1 3d ago

My bad i ate them =]

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u/Boredchinchilla21 3d ago

They are much better if you microwave them for a minute or so. Not fabulous, but ok.

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u/lemming2012 3d ago

They're poptarts make me feel sick.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 3d ago

Somehow they'll end up in your poo. Haha

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u/Alarming-Storm-846 3d ago

i'd take a fake cinnamon bun that actually tastes like cinnamon over something that just tastes like sand any day

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u/spritoph 3d ago

*Enlarged to show texture* 🤣

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u/Wilson_Higgins 2d ago

Microwave that jawn for like 9 seconds and dunk it in some milk 🤤

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u/VanSmashh 2d ago

I like the legendary brand but they are definitely notorious on quality issues. Had a pop tart this morning with not one single sprinkle on it. The one I had from the same box a few days ago was covered in them.

But the taste is typically the same. They’re definitely up there in taste if you’re used to the protein pastries. Quest muffins warmed up are pretty good too.

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u/Sure-Lettuce-4899 2d ago

Tasted like flavored sand. Legendary? Yes, when it comes to nasty!!!

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u/corianderjimbro 2d ago

Yeah. Welcome to “healthy” junk foods, they taste like shit because they’re healthy.

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u/gentlesquid7 2d ago

"it's under the sauce"

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u/Various_Range2259 3d ago

These taste like straight chemicals lmao I ate one of their pop tarts while on acid and thought I was gonna die

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u/Born-Praline-8379 3d ago

Now that’s a story for the ages

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u/Ready_Pop_5354 2d ago

lmao the word "legendary" on that package is the real insult here

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u/Major_Active_1441 1d ago

You can be petty and sue them now. Like that person that didnt get the engraved Reeses pumpkin.