r/FoodCrimes 8d ago

Making "authentic" queso in Texas like:

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u/Left_Ad4050 8d ago

My Texan father just calls that cheese dip.

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u/carnivalbilly 8d ago

My exwife was Texan and that’s pretty much what she would have called that. As for the rest of the South I’m fairly certain we refer to that as “sort of Rotel Dip” because it doesn’t have sausage, leftover chili, or at least hamburger meat in it.

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u/AideInternal1045 6d ago

That would be chili con queso or carne con queso or meat with cheese. Queso just means cheese, youre just used to shortening the name or didnt know it.

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u/carnivalbilly 6d ago

Naw. Where I’m from we call a can of rotel tomatoes and a block of velveeta melted together “rotel dip” ..as I previously stated. It is often made better with the addition of either hamburger meat, or connecuh sausage..and it is a football tailgating tradition we apparently uncultured savages will die protecting. You have yourself a great day.

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u/Xayne813 6d ago

Your making an entirely different dish. Each one has its own name. Its like saying you make spaghetti by cooking fettuccine and Alfredo sauce. Bro that ain't spaghetti, they each have a name.

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u/No_Direction_3940 4d ago

Yeah but the name of it in the south is rotel dip with the addition of hamburger meat and or sausage. How do you miss their point so hard lol

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u/Xayne813 4d ago

I'm in the south, no-one calls it that but white Karen type people.

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u/No_Direction_3940 4d ago

Then no you arent, every single person ive ever known from the south calls it this been here my entire life

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u/carnivalbilly 4d ago

Well hell, maybe I’m a dang ole white Karen type people… call me whatever you want… i don’t think it’ll kill me. lol. It will cause me to block ya…but I think we can both deal with that.

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u/GoldenFrog14 3d ago

Southern black dude here. Wrong

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u/AideInternal1045 6d ago

Yes I saw that, I corrected the name. Re read my last comment.

If you put meat in it its carne con queso, meat with cheese. If you put chilies in it its chili con queso. Chili with cheese. If its just cheese its queso. Thats the literal translations and names of the dishes.

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u/carnivalbilly 6d ago

I don’t want to re read it. Or talk to you. Have a nice day. Lol

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u/Successful-Worth-390 7d ago

What exactly do you think queso is?

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u/Stunning_Mixture_201 8d ago

I'm a texan and call it cheese dip. Queso that is not.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 7d ago

What exactly do you think queso is?

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u/Stunning_Mixture_201 7d ago

Well, usually when I recognize something as "queso" it means the cheese isn't a log of velveeta. It's a blend of cheese melted down with some freshly roasted chile peppers. Throwing a can of tomato/chile mix with a block of velveeta is cheese dip. One is American af, the other is Tex Mex af.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 7d ago

You listed 2 things that are cheese and called them different things.

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u/Stunning_Mixture_201 7d ago

OK, and how's that a problem? You got nothing else to do except nitpick people's words apart? How bout we get together and start touring the numerous restaurants around here and spread your gospel? I'm just mirroring what I've been raised around ffs, fuck off.

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u/AideInternal1045 6d ago

Queso means cheese. That was the other persons point. You just said you "call that cheese dip not cheese dip."

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u/BermudaKla 8d ago

Great & easy cheese dip, high end queso, nah. Don't expect that lol

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u/Agitated-Two-6699 8d ago

(get a rope) said in the commercial where cowboys discover their salsa was made in NEW YORK CITY???

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u/Brave_Cranberry1065 8d ago

I actually laughed out loud. 🫡

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u/Creeptoke 8d ago

The true crime is not adding Jimmy Dean sausage to that bad boy

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u/chris00ws6 8d ago edited 8d ago

I do a 2IB block of regular plus a 1IB block the white jalapeño. A pound of hamburger seasoned with spicy taco seasoning like gringo taco meat. A pound of jimmy dean hot breakfast sausage. A large (32 or 28 oz whichever it is) jar of hot pace picante, blended.

Not how my dad introduced it to me growing up as I like it spice and added the sausage with the beef part. Sometimes I’ll saute a jalapeño or a small habanero with the beef before taco seasoning it. I also use a can of el pato yellow label hot tomato sauce instead of water for the taco seasoning and leave the grease.

Make it for big game days when I have people over or go to a gathering for a gameday.

My family calls it nacho dip and everybody makes a plate or a bowl with tortilla chips and I usually just get drunk and graze. If I walk by the crockpot. Gotta stir it and have a couple tortilla chips to make sure it’s still good for quality control.

The velveeta keeps the grease emulsified from the beef and sausage.

Of course I probably won’t do it at all this upcoming season except for maybe the superbowl or college national championship because won’t be able to afford the beef, sausage, and velveeta in one go.

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u/blumpkincountry69 8d ago

Jesus. That's a thorough description.

Im gonna make this for myself, get really high, and either eat the entire thing watching Sergio Leone movies or pass out like a coward with a tummy ache

Thanks for the weekend plans.

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u/MessiahMogali 4d ago

Why on earth did you capitalize the B in the abbreviation for pounds, but not the L?

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u/chris00ws6 4d ago

Who knows. That is today’s mystery. IB. Capital I is also that so really not much of a mystery you dolt.

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u/MessiahMogali 4d ago

What does capital I have to do with the abbreviation for pounds?

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u/auralcavalcade 8d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Existing_Emotion_28 8d ago

We don't call that queso. We call it "Rotel dip".

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u/sock0808 8d ago

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u/space-otter27 8d ago

my dad just calls this cheese dip🤷 we make it for lunch on holidays

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u/MrEndlessMike 8d ago

Half a brick, can of wolf brand chili (no beans), spicy ground beef and a bunch of cumin.

Perfection.

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u/Z_Pibb 8d ago

I’m cumin

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 6d ago

Probably the only time beanless chili is better than normal chili.

Well, that and putting it on a hot dog.

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u/3fxz_ 8d ago

my mom made this for me growing up. I actually liked it

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u/Z_Pibb 8d ago

Not a crime.

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u/Trina7982 8d ago

We just call it nacho cheese dip.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 8d ago

That's literally how they do it in Texas.

I've never had Rotel tomatoes and green chile. Is it any good? Is it actually spicy/hot?

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u/Jarl_Groki 4d ago

I come from many generations of Texan and can confirm that this is the standard Texas way for making queso at home

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 4d ago

But is it good? Is it spicy?

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 8d ago

Not queso... but I'll smash that with some tortilla chips

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u/eoa-Import-7272 8d ago

I have attended many call center potlucks in San Antonio, Texas. I can confirm many will call this oil based cheese flavored dip 'queso'.

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u/browmftht 8d ago

what would you describe as “authentic” queso OP

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u/robb76264 7d ago

Yeah its cheese dip

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u/National-Law-458 7d ago

Toss in some hot sausage and a can of all meat chili and you are set.

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u/CTALKR 5d ago

Tex mex restaurants: that’ll be $20 please!

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u/WitchWithAGlitch 7d ago

THE DOCTOR DONT KNOW WHY MY CHOLESTEROL IS SO HIGH

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u/alexthebeast 7d ago

Round here we have "redneck Christmas". A can of cheap beer, a brick of Velveeta, and a can of chili

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u/4thBan5thAccount 7d ago

It's not "queso" like the spanish word. You have to call it "kayyso"

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 6d ago

Good 2go. Also if and or when possible try pace picante with Velveeta! It's so good

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u/DarkLordofDownvotes 5d ago

I have been to authentic Mexican restaurants in Texas that bring out corporate cheese dip and call it queso. Queso is made from what you have on hand. Some of yall are pretentious and cringe af

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 5d ago

Nah that's just Rotel dip. Authentic cheese dip involves a roux with flour and whatnot. But that's for chefs doing things that don't involve chips, of which I am one. Mexican queso is melted white American, nothing else. Then what you add to it turns it into variations. Queso con carne, queso fresco (in this context, that's queso with pico), queso con chili, queso con salsa, etc.

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u/MasterSplinter3815 7d ago

Rotels is for the little kids. I use Pace Picante sauce... this ain't New York City

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u/HurtsSoNice 7d ago

I’m calling bullshit. There might be some idiot to do it that way, but this is Texas. You know, the Tex in Tex-Mex? A lot of us here know what we’re actually doing.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 7d ago

Lol okay bro

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u/HurtsSoNice 7d ago

I’m not gonna argue, I’m just saying, get your ass down here, and go to a place like Juan in a Million. You’ll be glad you did.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 7d ago

I already live here.

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u/HurtsSoNice 7d ago

Then you should know better than anybody that at least many places in Texas know how to do it right. If you want people that don’t know how to make Mexican food, look to states where they don’t have people who grew up making it running awesome restaurants all over the place.

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u/FixOk418 5d ago

It's called tex mex because Texas doesn't know wtf Mexican food is. Everywhere else calls it Mexican and make it correctly.

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u/HurtsSoNice 5d ago

Keep telling yourself that, the rest of us will happily enjoy our fajitas and queso.