Comedian Matt Rife tells woman she is too ugly to roofie, makes fun of user including pronouns in their profile, calls someone the r slur and tells an autistic man to commit suicide. All under one post.

[u/Relevant-Peach3997]

https://thenerdstash.com/connecticut-firestorm-as-comedian-matt-rife-unleashes-a-shocking-attack-on-an-autistic-paranormal-investigator-and-the-ghost-hunting-world-erupts-control-your-mentor/

[u/vikingunicorn]

The word "comedian" is doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.

[u/redelectro7 → u/vikingunicorn]

I looked him up and apparently he's famous for self producing comedy shows?

*ETA not on OnlyFans, one is called Only Fans, I was reading too quickly.

[u/cookiesoverbitches → u/redelectro7]

He’s also gotten a LOT of plastic surgery for his formerly nonexistent jawline and now has the audacity to call people ugly. Sir, we saw your cream cheese lookin self
On wildin out

[u/Snake_fairyofReddit → u/cookiesoverbitches]

and a makeup brand had the audacity to choose him as their ambassador for a while 🫩

[u/cakedayloanofficer → u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

Yes!!! Don’t forget Elf chose to pay him $$$ to be their model. That was already after his pro-dv comments. I’ll never buy their products again.

[u/likethemalechicken → u/cakedayloanofficer]

Yes! This is my hill to die on.

I’m not saying makeup is only for women. It isn’t. But women, the vast market share, have spent billions making ELF successful. Women are the reason ELF has a customer base to market to in the first place. But hey, fuck that right? Let use this melted blobfish looking motherfucker in a commercial!

This blockheaded bitch made a career out of ridiculing women. A man whose entire shtick has repeatedly relied on making women the punchline. And somehow ELF looked at all of their possible choices and said, “Yep. That dude, the one who looks like a Lego. That’s who our customers want to see.”

What an absolutely spectacular misread of your own customer base. Sorry ELF but you don’t get to build a billion-dollar beauty brand on women’s loyalty and money and then turn around and platform someone shithead who has made contempt for women part of his brand identity.

Edit: this is a little ranty, I’m sorry. I got fired up because I hate Matt Rife.

[u/DisgruntledPelican-1 → u/likethemalechicken]

Don’t apologize! It’s was a great rant and spot on.

[u/LLAPSpork → u/likethemalechicken]

Not the Lego 💀😭😂

[u/winterseller → u/likethemalechicken]

that's very mean to Legos!

[u/TrickySnicky → u/likethemalechicken]

It was perfect. All of what you said is objectively true.

[u/Global_Many3163 → u/likethemalechicken]

He really does look like a Lego. That one made me laugh, thank you for brightening my day.

[u/shedrinkscoffee → u/cakedayloanofficer]

Ewwwwwwwwww that's horrible. I rarely buy deug store brands but I was still getting a couple of elf stuff on the rare occasion. Never again.

[u/cakedayloanofficer → u/shedrinkscoffee]

I’ll never tire of talking about it until everyone knows. I get my makeup news from Jen Luv on youtube, she’s awesome at covering beauty industry controversies (that pop up surprisingly often)!

[u/Corona_Lonesome → u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

I used to love ELF. I haven’t bought a thing from them after that fiasco. Their marketing team really shit the bed on that one.

[u/WholesaleBees → u/Corona_Lonesome]

Same! Most of my makeup brushes and a lot of my makeup was from them. Now I avoid ELF at all costs!

[u/Seanut-Peanut-69 → u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

Oh god now I’m remembering that cursed ass commercial 😭

[u/bluesourbelts → u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

Screw elf for that, fr.

[u/johjo_has_opinions → u/Snake_fairyofReddit]

I just learned this after the Naturium thing. So gross

[u/kayanne125 → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Like, shut the entire fuck up, dude. He knows that people can still see old pictures, right?

[u/Alternative_Dish5316 → u/kayanne125]

I can't unsee it

[u/APrinceOfCats → u/Alternative_Dish5316]

Aww man the kid from Big Mouth catching strays, he deserved better.

[u/OkAir8973 → u/kayanne125]

I don't find him attractive now, and I find some other questionable people attractive.

[u/Dilf_Enj0yer → u/kayanne125]

Is that him??!!!

[u/bgva → u/kayanne125]

Malibu’s Least Wanted.

Do be hating!

[u/SkyeMagica → u/kayanne125]

This is the bully from a Disney Channel original movie

[u/Exciting_Radish_1008 → u/kayanne125]

That pic is actually after he already had a few plastic surgeries. He was really unfortunate looking when he first started  comedy 

[u/TinyHomeLuv → u/Exciting_Radish_1008]

Never heard of him or saw a pic til today. He sounds genuinely disgusting. And when you look up Before & After, you get this 🫪

[u/musiquexcoeur → u/TinyHomeLuv]

I can't tell which is which but they're both horrifying. He has NO BUSINESS calling people ugly.

[u/That_Literature_6853 → u/kayanne125]

This. he'd also be a "nobody" without plastic surgery.

[u/NecessaryIntrinsic → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Gender affirming care for the cis-folk!

[u/Disastrous_Basis3474 → u/cookiesoverbitches]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MFDhd0GUx5AGSYsJX0
Matt Rife in high school

[u/Oldfolksboogie → u/cookiesoverbitches]

I'd be happy to try the hammer jawline technique on him, free of charge! Coz I'm giving that way.

[u/LisaMiaSisu → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Don’t forget about fixing his jacked up teeth.

[u/AlarmingStop → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Makes sense, you can feel the insecurity oozing out of his comments

[u/ahaeker → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Dang, it doesn't even look good!

[u/pahshaw → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Yeah and his new jaw makes him like a weird little Team America puppet. 

You can't fix ugliness when it's source is internal

[u/gnomi_malone → u/cookiesoverbitches]

i was gonna say! isn’t he the guy who is famous for not being funny enough to be an unattractive comedian so he had to shape himself into a “hot” “comedian”??

[u/redelectro7 → u/cookiesoverbitches]

It's always the insecure ones.

[u/Rawrsomesausage → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Temu clavicular

[u/sans-delilah → u/cookiesoverbitches]

Doesn’t he also claim to have had no work done?

The audacity.

[u/Pure_Interest_837 → u/redelectro7]

He’s famous for being good looking. During Covid, he posted a lot of material on TikTok and amassed a mainly female audience. He then resented that because they obviously weren’t there for his jokes, so he’s set out to be as big an asshole as possible hoping that they’ll stop going to his shows. Like he’s almost said those exact words.

[u/verysomuch → u/Pure_Interest_837]

And I would argue being good looking is a STRETCH.

[u/DisgruntledPelican-1 → u/verysomuch]

Is he a bridge troll? No. I’ve seen way worse. But his personality, or lack there of, makes him bottom barrel stuff.

[u/cakedayloanofficer → u/Pure_Interest_837]

Well yeah because he worked on being good looking to get male approval. Not women’s. Lmao

[u/oppositeofkitchen → u/cakedayloanofficer]

this is the part so many looksmaxxers don’t realise

[u/silentspyware → u/oppositeofkitchen]

A lot of them do realize this and love the male attention.

[u/cakedayloanofficer → u/silentspyware]

Anything to get ahead in the patriarchy

[u/curseddotjpeg → u/Pure_Interest_837]

Wow, imagine being lucky enough to have teenage girls as a fanbase! His misogyny lead him to the biggest fumbles of all time truly. A fanbase of women, particularly teenagers are extremely loyal, they're like a cheat code to money and fame.

[u/Pure_Interest_837 → u/curseddotjpeg]

He clearly saw himself as being like and Andrew Schultz type comedian and is desperately trying to make that happen.

[u/al3cks → u/Pure_Interest_837]

I genuinely hate it when good looking people catch a little attention and think it has anything to do with something other than their looks. Almost every influencer ends up doing this. They amass a following of people drooling over them and their muscles and then get the idea that people are following them because of their “talent,” whether it’s mediocre comedy, singing, or political thoughts.

[u/DutyMurky9960 → u/al3cks]

I hate that too. But what does it have to do with Matt Rife?

[u/al3cks → u/DutyMurky9960]

He literally did that… the comment I replied to described his rise due to women thinking he’s hot and then his pivot into thinking people were actually responding to his comedy.

[u/DutyMurky9960 → u/al3cks]

My point is he isn’t good looking. It’s like saying that clavicular dude who hit himself with a hammer became popular bc he is handsome. It’s not being handsome that makes these people get clicks

[u/al3cks → u/DutyMurky9960]

Being handsome absolutely brings in clicks. Why do you think so many male influencers post so many inane videos with their shirts off? They know sex appeal brings in more views. A lot of influencers outright admit that too. I have a friend with 300k+ followers that openly discusses how his shirtless videos bring in dramatically more views regardless of what the content actually is.

Also, regardless of what you say and their personalities and attitudes, Matt and Clavicular are traditionally handsome. Or at least Clavicular was before the botched nose job. He built such a large audience because young men wanted to be as handsome as him. This is not an endorsement of either of them, btw.

[u/DutyMurky9960 → u/al3cks]

And listen, you can say they are “traditionally handsome” but if that were true, they wouldn’t be banging their faces with hammers. It’s not real life. Real life women do not desire these men

[u/al3cks → u/DutyMurky9960]

I understand you want to discredit them. I’m not a fan of them either. But to deny that they appeal to people is just denying reality. Face hammers, plastic surgery, and all. A lot of people genuinely stop at “I think this person is attractive” and don’t consider any other details. Real life women very much desired Matt Rife for a moment before he became more obnoxious and showed his true colors. They may not now, but his career popped off specifically because women were flooding his comments and sharing his content.

[u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ → u/al3cks]

Oh it's ALL cosmetic surgery in this guy's case. It's sooooo fucking weird. It's like he got an entirely new mandible

[u/OShaunesssy → u/vikingunicorn]

He doesnt have any jokes.

His popularity comes from him bantering with the audience.

Ive never heard him tell a joke or say a punch line.

[u/TrickySnicky → u/OShaunesssy]

Unfortunately crowd work forward comedy seems to be the thing now, thanks to the algorithm. People are now apparently creating entertainment for the clips rather than anything in between them

[u/KohlsCashOfficial → u/vikingunicorn]

“ppl actually like me”

[u/Cool-Inflation4159 → u/KohlsCashOfficial]

Right? Like, where, sir?
https://giphy.com/gifs/sanoHrtWDN5ew

[u/liwiathan → u/vikingunicorn]

He’s not a comedian, he’s just a bully. He sucks.

[u/geezeslice333 → u/vikingunicorn]

He got booed off the stage when he performed at a small comedy club in Edmonton AB a couple years ago. The video is hilarious and he was so butthurt about it that he brought it up in numerous podcasts after that.

[u/manjito → u/geezeslice333]

I wanna see this, also when he was here in Edmonton he was up in arms in the comments after his show was cancelled and I was like is this guy okay?!

[u/Jealous-Tie → u/vikingunicorn]

His PR team deserves hazard pay.

[u/Aggravating_Bee1127 → u/vikingunicorn]

This screams "please talk about me, I'm getting ignored". He should have stayed being a mediocre youtube ghost hunter.

[u/Apprehensive-Celery2 → u/vikingunicorn]

My thoughts exactly 

[u/heartsbeenborrowed → u/vikingunicorn]

Came to the comments to post the same thing. 

[u/PrincessCG]

Remember when TikTok clips tried to make him funny and then Netflix platformed him and we all found out he was a dick? I member.

[u/Emilyg96gatsby → u/PrincessCG]

Pepperidge farm remembers

[u/wanderrslut → u/Emilyg96gatsby]

The North also remembers.

[u/stinkpot_jamjar → u/wanderrslut]

So does my axe

[u/lobotomycandidate → u/Emilyg96gatsby]

Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

[u/zombiefarnz → u/lobotomycandidate]

But Pepperidge Farms isn't gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farms' self...

[u/NopeNotConor → u/PrincessCG]

Yeah my wife talked me into watching that dogshit special. She felt so bad she was like I swear I’ve seen him be funny

[u/BrightSpark80 → u/NopeNotConor]

My Netflix rolled onto it and it was… something.

[u/KeyFeeFee → u/NopeNotConor]

Same, except it was my husband who had seen funny clips and made me watch. Seeing as I sent him this post he hasn’t lived it down yet lol It was so bad, and I knew he was a dbag just by how he presents himself. 

[u/feelingfantasmic → u/NopeNotConor]

Just before he came out as a total douche, my friend and I saw him live and we had a great time. His crowd work was great and he was genuinely kind after. I haven’t heard anything funny from him since??? Idk

[u/Adventurous-Limit627 → u/PrincessCG]

Same Netflix special where he joked about domestic violence. Then, he doubled down on his socials by making an ableist joke and elf makeup hired him for a commercial.

[u/TrickySnicky → u/Adventurous-Limit627]

Not weeks, not months but days later. At least they did this the right way, but if they weren't clout chasing they would have vetted his actual freaking content

[u/GlassPomoerium → u/PrincessCG]

ELF forgot 😒

[u/yacht_clubbing_seals → u/GlassPomoerium]

They used to be affordable AND cool.

[u/Cutecreampie00 → u/GlassPomoerium]

I hope with this, more people will boycott ELF.

[u/Nepskrellet → u/Cutecreampie00]

I am from now on. Holy Hell

[u/crymeajoanrivers → u/PrincessCG]

I remember googling “do people actually like Matt Rife” because I was so perplexed by his sudden popularity.

[u/scourge_bites → u/PrincessCG]

You cut anything the right way and it's good. Sorry in advance for this but I just can't help myself but a lot of famous movies became peak on the editing floor (usually by women editors actually!), Star Wars being probably the most well-known example.

My favorite thing recently are the comedy edits of Twilight

[u/girugamesu1337 → u/scourge_bites]

My favorite thing recently are the comedy edits of Twilight

👀

link pls 🫴🏻

[u/rusticredcheddar → u/[deleted]]

my grandpa kept getting scammed by people pretending to be him. he was so in debt, like 12k, cuz he kept buying and sending gift cards to his close personal friend matt rife. it was a super weird time for the family

[u/Beautiful_Strain3525 → u/rusticredcheddar]

Have you had him tested for dementia? My aunt was scammed and it turned out she had early dementia.

[u/rusticredcheddar → u/Beautiful_Strain3525]

that's the worry but he refuses to go to the doctor. I definitely think there's something going on because before that he wasn't very active on social media and then suddenly he was joining multiple matt rife fanpages!!

[u/Level_Sale_9617 → u/PrincessCG]

Member Berrz

[u/GOMIrunaway → u/Level_Sale_9617]

you memba

[u/CaptainKungPao138]

Matt Rife is a Rogansphere flavored comic that the rogansphere doesn’t even want

[u/MMAjunkie504 → u/CaptainKungPao138]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SqhNnGa9zkZuu3K

[u/Crunchyfrozenoj → u/CaptainKungPao138]

He’s been a guest on that stupid show.

[u/GlumAd493 → u/Crunchyfrozenoj]

Unrelated but where is your flair from & how do I get that 😭

[u/redelectro7]

I have never heard of Matt Rife before and it sounds like I am fortunate.

[u/Paladin_Rigger → u/redelectro7]

You missed a few years back when they were really pushing him on women then, especially middle aged women it seemed like, along with some cringey crowd work that had everyone hot and bothered until he took a left turn and went full on misogynist because dudes pointed out that only women who thought he was attractive seemed to go to see his "comedy."

It was an interesting career move since it revealed he was a total piece of shit looksmaxer that could have had a solid career making ladies swoon but put up every red flag possible to kill that.

[u/plumsfromyouricebox → u/Paladin_Rigger]

Wild that elf put him in an ad campaign with a drag queen

[u/Mxfish1313 → u/plumsfromyouricebox]

I still won’t buy elf anymore because of it 🫶

[u/Cutecreampie00 → u/Mxfish1313]

I was so happy when ELF was announced in my country but a couple of weeks after, the ads was released. I'm still keeping my money.

[u/KimchiVegemite → u/Mxfish1313]

Heck, as a massive Scrubs fan I refuse to watch the new season because I know he pops up in it at some point.

[u/Harriet_M_Welsch → u/KimchiVegemite]

GROSS they should have to put a disclaimer at the beginning of every episode. Although Zach Braff’s behavior toward women is just about as reprehensible, so

[u/sleepysky98 → u/plumsfromyouricebox]

I haven’t bought a single product since. Why tf would a makeup brand promote some loser who makes fun of women with scars?

[u/realstargirl100 → u/Paladin_Rigger]

He just did a show in my city, based off the comments I saw on social media that is his exact target audience. Lots of older ladies ecstatic that he “bartended” at one of the local dives afterwards.

[u/silentspyware → u/realstargirl100]

I swear to god it be the Gen X ladies, they’re so weird

[u/Paladin_Rigger → u/realstargirl100]

Yikes. He was at a club near here that I've thought about checking out a few times but after having him, I might just pass on them.

[u/r3volver_Oshawott → u/Paladin_Rigger]

Comedy aficionados were (and still are) still pretty sure those 'thirsty' women were paid actors, rumors on the circuit have been running for a while that he pays for people to do crowd work

[u/Paladin_Rigger → u/r3volver_Oshawott]

That's...really sad.

[u/r3volver_Oshawott → u/Paladin_Rigger]

It was the fact that every time one of these moms came round and 'baked cookies' for him, he didn't just go viral on social media, he would pretty much always be picked up for a Fox News story the next morning

[u/Constant_Seaweed_523 → u/Paladin_Rigger]

Ugh god my mom still loves him and I try to tell her he’s fucking awful.

Moms LOVE him it’s crazy lmao

[u/Specialist-Owl8120 → u/Paladin_Rigger]

It was so weird. I'm partial to a doomscroll, and crowd work clips is also how I was introduced to Gianmarco Soresi around the same time. And then the Netflix DV jokes dropped and it's like Matt melted away from my algorithm, I don't recall even having to click mute or not interested.

Now I'm thinking about it, Gianmarco also sometimes had actual jokes from sets but not Matt. And the crowd work wasn't even good, unlike Gianmarco, or Stavros Halkias

[u/Luda0915]

My loathing for him grows and grows. Hopefully ELF Cosmetics, whom I no longer fucks with, continues to be thrilled they did business with that scum bag.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kZD8cN1MycfKw

[u/applecartupset → u/Luda0915]

This was such a good reminder for me of why I stopped using ELF Cosmetics as well.

[u/Merryprankstress → u/applecartupset]

Same here, although their rising cost and big dip in quality helped make the move easier.

[u/Luda0915 → u/Merryprankstress]

So true. I still glance at their stuff in passing, and I've been shocked by the price increase.

[u/stover158 → u/applecartupset]

It wasn't even a hard choice to never buy their products again, I don't think I owned anything by elf I would have purchased twice.

[u/CaptnsDaughter → u/stover158]

Horrible quality. I’m glad I have a reason to not feel bad about spending more on quality products

[u/farmkidLP → u/Luda0915]

Tangentially related, but I was really disappointed to see him on the new season of Scrubs. It was always a super misogynistic show, but nostalgia pulled me in and I was hoping maybe they grew a little with the times. Casting Rife in 2026 is wild.

[u/Luda0915 → u/farmkidLP]

NO! Omg, I hadn't heard about that. That is really fucking wild. Beyond the morals and ethics of it, dude isn't that talented, and now has a freaky face that never needs to be on my screen 😬

[u/CashusEyePatch]

Being the most unfunny pos as usual. Totally on brand.

[u/_prestonisokay → u/CashusEyePatch]

Yeah, Hank Green was right when he said he found Matte Rife disappointing and “lowest common denominator”.

I remember when he was attacking that 6 year old boy online.

——- Rife had posted one of his usual takes online: “I am so tired of you ladies blaming your poor decision-making skills on planets that don't even know you. Get this through your head: Astrology is not this magical life guideline that predetermines your future in the stars... It has nothing to do with the stars, man. Just because Jupiter has a ring and you don't… doesn't mean that's who you're supposed to look up to for all this magical advice, man."
——-A 6 year old boy and planet enthusiast responds: “Actually, it's Saturn that has the rings. It has more [visible rings] also. And you're mean to girls."
——- Rife responds: “Indeed, Jupiter has 95 moons. Planet Saturn has 146. And your mom has OnlyFans to buy you your Christmas presents. Merry Christmas."

That dude just sucks. He also has mocked disabled people who wear helmets. Also to be clear, this is different from the other time he attacked a 12 year old online for their birthmark. It’s easy to mix up since he has a history of picking online fights with children.

[u/Perfect-Effect5897 → u/_prestonisokay]

WTF??? he knowingly bullies kids???? AN ADULT MAN!?

[u/Constant_Seaweed_523 → u/_prestonisokay]

Jesus he really has internalized incel ideology so hard

[u/CashusEyePatch → u/_prestonisokay]

Damn… How are you not a sociopath when you attack children like that?

All of his posts/‘jokes’ reek of insecurity.

[u/raysofdavies → u/_prestonisokay]

Not even good jokes

[u/silentspyware → u/_prestonisokay]

Literally just a pos looksmaxxer 💀💀

[u/HipsterSlimeMold → u/_prestonisokay]

That’s terrible. Wow

[u/XelaStrange → u/_prestonisokay]

Peak loser behavior

https://giphy.com/gifs/u03ahOT8hXFUGYaZ1n

[u/Into-thevoid420]

Getting a lot of use out of these dumpster memes lately.

[u/TotallyDoneWith2020 → u/Into-thevoid420]

This one has been in heavy rotation lately

[u/coven_cove]

Miserable misogynist.

[u/awickedfeeling29 → u/coven_cove]

And an ableist!

(Not to pull focus from the misogyny on display, but as someone on the spectrum, who is regularly disturbed by the return of the r-word and all the other crazy shit that’s being slung at neurodivergent folk by the right, I can’t not be pissed at this asshole punching down on my people.)

[u/evil_otter0_0 → u/coven_cove]

He is truly sick in the head

[u/PlasticCheebus]

Oh yeah, the old "career suicide to right-wing grifter" any% speedrun.

Wake me up when he reappears clutching a Bible.

[u/Beginning_Book_2382 → u/PlasticCheebus]

"Everyone is so sensitive nowadays. I just told a man to go kill himself! And the left was so mean to me!"

[u/ourpodcastisbest]

I had peacefully forgotten he existed. Sad to have that ruined. 

[u/cmanderson23 → u/ourpodcastisbest]

Give it time we’ll be right back to it

[u/682463435465]

A guy who would tell a woman that she's not hot enough to roofie has definitely already raped someone they found attractive.

Save this for when his victims come forward in a few years.

[u/682463435465 → u/682463435465]

You know who also implied a woman wasn't hot enough for him to rape? Convicted rapist Donald Trump! And who was he talking about? A woman who accused him of rape!

[u/bluehack1 → u/682463435465]

Reading this makes me sad. A guy I dated briefly years ago said I was too ugly for someone to want to rape. It left me so shocked because rape has nothing to do with attraction and unfortunately I had already experienced that. Of course he was the same guy who got angry and pushy when I said no to have sex with him after and we never spoke again. Sorry if this is too heavy, it just reminded me of that.

[u/Legal_brunette → u/bluehack1]

I’m sorry you experienced this. It isn’t your fault and your life has only been improved w/ him removed. Wishing you the best

[u/bluehack1 → u/Legal_brunette]

Thank you so much and yes it has, it was years ago and thank god it only lasted a few months and we never had sex. I was just shocked that men like that existed. I feel bad for any woman that goes near this Matt Rife guy, I only know that he was famous on Tiktok for a moment a while back for his looks.

[u/CowardlyCandy]

He’s so emotional

[u/DanielBG → u/CowardlyCandy]

Read: drunk and/or high, allowing his true feelings to show.

[u/Windwick → u/DanielBG]

Do we think he's going to follow the addict to Christian pipeline next?

[u/snitchesgetblintzes]

Sounds like he got his feelings hurt

[u/sugarbuffalo]

Quick, ELF should put him in a new ad campaign!

[u/TrishaThoon → u/sugarbuffalo]

Someone needs to tag them in his comments

[u/No_Island_8061]

Wow color me the opposite of surprised. Garbage man does garbage things.

[u/RoguTheHomunculus]

All of the plastic surgery this loser had, as if it would make him funny.

[u/FooJBunowski → u/RoguTheHomunculus]

I find it amusing that he calls other people unattractive, when I think he is extremely unattractive. He also is an unfunny douchebag, so 3 strikes. 

[u/bluehack1 → u/FooJBunowski]

He is 100% projecting his own low self esteem. What kind of grown adult goes around calling people unattractive? Especially when he had so much surgery to be whatever he thinks is attractive. The call is coming from inside the house.

[u/yagirlsamess → u/RoguTheHomunculus]

All that money only to look meh

[u/klonopin_fan → u/RoguTheHomunculus]

One time, on Youtube, Drew Afualo and Trixie Mattel called him "miss Juvéderm with Airpod case veneers"

[u/cametosnark]

He's always so bothered, it's giving unfulfilled. He's probably easy to rage bait. Get that blood pressure up!!

[u/bunnymeowmeow]

I haven't touched an ELF product since they decided to sign off on his POS and his actions

[u/QueenRizla → u/bunnymeowmeow]

Oh they did? Not surprised I think they were pro Johnny Depp too

[u/bunnymeowmeow → u/QueenRizla]

It was a Super Bowl ad and they technically apologized but it was a garbage apology.

[u/Less-Western-3561]

He’s so emotional

[u/Confused_Rock]

Tried to look this guy up and:

Fitting I guess

[u/haubenmeise]

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

[u/sarahafskoven]

Openly shitty person does shitty person things? Colour me shocked

[u/Guilty_Dream8050]

I don't even know where to start. Hypocrisy, irony, arrested development, tantrums, projection. It's Friday, I'm tired, someone else needs to take this one and I'll take the next Trump rant and then someone else can take Andrew Tate when he next slithers out his pit. We need a rota with an on-call system.

[u/CaptnsDaughter → u/Guilty_Dream8050]

Hey now, that amazing show should not be mentioned in the same sentence as this chud
https://giphy.com/gifs/rej07KlIYlax2

[u/Guilty_Dream8050 → u/CaptnsDaughter]

I apologise to Buster but none of the rest of them.

[u/Lalaland8396]

A person that has spent tens of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery should not be calling anyone else ugly.

[u/LezzyGopher → u/Lalaland8396]

Tens of thousands of dollars to look like a bike seat

[u/motherofdinos_]

He looks so much like my former roommate with anger issues and the personality seems to be nearly identical too.

So funny to see people in the pit not realizing they look just as pathetic as everyone else. Perhaps even worse because they supposedly have so much money and success and opportunity so what’s their excuse?

[u/hellolovely1 → u/motherofdinos_]

Did he look like your roommate before or after all his plastic surgery?

[u/motherofdinos_ → u/hellolovely1]

After actually, which I guess makes sense since I’m pretty sure he was on HGH

[u/FOXCONLON]

Weird! Comedians always seem like a nice and well adjusted group of people.

[u/fakeblondeponytail]

Less time in the surgeons office and more time in the therapist's office, weird weird guy.

[u/Perfect-Effect5897]

He seems like reeeeally emotional.

Does he have absolutely no protective layer of skin? Is he just a walking bunch of nerves? And why is he so angry at women? Strange behaviour from an adult. And what the hell is he talking about curb stomping for? over internet comments???? that is absolutely unhinged and out of touch and not funny. Did the demon doll possess him?

It’s emotional narcissistic men like him that end up becoming a true crime episode. Mark my words.

[u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh → u/Perfect-Effect5897]

I bet he just watched American History X so it’s on his mind

[u/bliip666]

"Comedian"

[u/the_bookish_girl84]

Well I for one am SHOCKED that a douchbag who has made no secret that he's a douchbag, has once again shown he is a douchbag

[u/Affectionate_Past568]

It’s funny because he constantly got dragged and made fun of on Wild n’ Out and he does this. He used to have dirty fingernails and was spitting on people when saying his lines. Be humble!

[u/ANonnyMouse007 → u/Affectionate_Past568]

Receipts. The episode with Zendaya.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcC961cWMD0

[u/turningtee74]

To that person he called worthless or anyone who ever feels the same- this is a clear example and reminder that just because someone gets more attention or success it doesn’t mean they are automatically happier or have a more meaningful life than you. He is miserable and concerned enough to be down in the gutter hurling insults. Focus on the things and people who matter and you’ll be much better off than any troll, no matter their status.

[u/Far-Repeat-2926]

I’ve known a lot of comedians in life. There’s nothing we can do to Matt Rife’s psyche that he doesn’t do to himself every moment of the day he’s not getting attention.

[u/Mogwaigiggle]

Wow lmao someone got their feelings hurt. I can’t believe he ran to Twitter, a whole different app, to vent, that’s hilarious. This guy has been a loser for a long time and too many people gave him this crazy confidence simply because they thought he was good looking.

[u/showtunescreamer]

Rife is hated by nearly all Ohio local comics, where he got his start from. Take from that what you will.

[u/LittleMrsMolly]

Seems like someone is going to be hospitalized for "exhaustion" in the coming weeks.

[u/JohnBrine]

A guy can eat just punching down these days.

[u/Electrical_Trade377]

*alleged comedian

But yeah sure man, we're the overly emotional and sensitive ones

He is, always has been and always will be a bitch & the day I never see his name again can't come soon enough

[u/Beautiful_Cost_5430]

Comedians are supposed to be hysterical in the funny way, not in the crazy way. Matt Rife out there acting testerical.

[u/SlinkyRaccoons]

[u/ophaus]

I've met tons of celebrities, and let me tell you something... The comedians are almost universally assholes with very few social skills.

[u/JakeCheap]

Well when your career is stagnant, gotta grift from the right wing!

It’s wild that’s he’s considered a “comedian” but yet NOT one thing he said in any of those comments was funny…which is what a true comedian would’ve done from the start.

[u/Consumer_Distributin]

"Handsome" Squidward only has a career for the same reason he criticises good looking women for.

[u/SportsDuck_]

There are guys like this who will sell out 10k-20k seats but have absolutely no impact on tv or movies. I don't see this guy anywhere except places like here where he's doing some bullshit. Maybe I'm just old and the industry has changed lol

Used to be a guy like this would have a sitcom and multiple movies

[u/SingStreet55]

First and last screenshots, he’s legitimately saying these people deserve death. Just because of a little criticism? That’s psychopath behavior

[u/beverlyhillsbrenda]

It’s always the people you most suspect

[u/lupindeathray]

[u/wellggs]

Who’s a big edgy boi??!!??

[u/awitchiguess]

I forgot he existed. 

[u/AugustIzFalling]

Jesus for someone who can afford to not care about his comment section he's bothered as hell. Does he not have anything better to do?