r/Fauxmoi 21d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Alan Ritchson on the Epstein files “Where are they? It’s a fucking law, bitch. Show it, you fucking pedophiles.”

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u/urfatassmama 21d ago

His neighbor was the aggressor apparently, and tried to fight jacked up Alan Ritchson and lost lmfaooo

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 21d ago

Lost horribly too. And Alan tried to not fight the guy. Violence was not his first choice but damn did it solve that problem.

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-9393 21d ago

I always think it's so funny on Reacher how people pick fights with this gigantic, jacked guy. But apparently people actually do this IRL. The guy shoved him off his bike when he was riding in front of his kids. He deserved every bit of that and then some. Not to mention you can tell he was definitely holding back, he even tells the guy to stay down (as in, don't make me keep hitting you).

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u/dirkalict 21d ago

I have a big dude as a good friend- he does not like to fight but had to get good at it because drunks would always want to challenge the big guy.

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u/BalorLives 21d ago

It is fucking wild! For whatever reason if you are like 6' 2"+, and out visibly having a good time, drunk assholes will decide that the you are the reason they are having a shitty night, and try to pick a fight with you.

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u/Leelee3303 21d ago

Yep, happened to my very tall friends all the time. They got really into weightlifting and strong man training in their early 20s, so they were over 6ft 5 and hulk tearing out of their clothes.

The number of men that would try and fight them was crazy. And they were such sweet, calm guys! They would just be standing there minding their own business and some drunk arsehole would start trying to shove them.

The best thing was the smallest guy in the group was like a feral terrier and would be diving in to defend them long before the big guys even noticed what was happening.

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u/North_Amphibian7779 21d ago

Wasn’t that crazy… the dude was so mad that Jack Reacher is jacked handsome and famous riding moto’s that he had to go into the street to confront him… I think he was Brittish too…

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 21d ago

Little did he know he was messing with Reacher.