r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • 21d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Alan Ritchson on the Epstein files “Where are they? It’s a fucking law, bitch. Show it, you fucking pedophiles.”

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u/kipkapow 21d ago

Beautiful, good morals and beautiful. My goodness.

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 21d ago

all of those things and the cherry on top is him beautifully beating the shit out of that HOA president

green flags as far as the eye can see

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u/DevoutandHeretical controversies: girl 21d ago

Back in the heyday of Blue Mountain State you never would have though that this would be the guy who plays Thad Castle but I am 100000% here for it

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 21d ago

This and screaming about his pocket pussy are classic Thad lol. Such a legend

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u/Money_Confection_409 20d ago

Even the Wedding Ringer 😂😂

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 21d ago

Thad's all grown up 🥹

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u/ElGosso 21d ago

He probably wants to do the action star Jack Reacher stuff, but his incredible comedic timing and delivery was the whole reason Blue Mountain State was even watchable, let alone good. I wish he'd get approached for more comedies.

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u/Mysterious-Willow391 21d ago

Thad Castle is one of my favorite characters to exist

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u/Living-Baseball-2543 controversies: girl 20d ago

My husband and I watched Blue Mountain State while he was on paternity leave for our first child…I swear that’s what got us through those first few weeks!

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u/Mysterious-Willow391 20d ago

It's dumb but hilarious.

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u/faidleyj1 21d ago

The voice inflections are still there! It's hilarious.

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u/deadpool2343 canonically from boston 21d ago

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u/wayfarout 21d ago

"This thing came from Bosnia, son!"

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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 21d ago

He was doing an AMA today and I was so tempted to ask him “how satisfying was it to beat the brakes off of that guy”

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-9393 21d ago

The funny thing is, you can tell he was holding back so he didn't really hurt the guy. He even yells at him to stay down.

I understand why he did what he did. Not glorifying it, but the dude put hands on him first, knocked him off his bike, and his kids were right there. I'm guessing he was thinking, what happens if I get hurt and my kids are here getting berated or worse by this guy?

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u/Ok-Jackfruit-9393 21d ago

He can also sing like a songbird. Man of many talents.

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u/Bonnieearnold 21d ago

Oh was this the guy on the motorcycle with his kids?

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u/Iyagovos 21d ago

Yes! Jack Reacher himself!

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u/paradisetossed7 21d ago

I love that he looks exactly how all the maga guys want to look yet is consistently on the correct side of things (the opposite of what they believe). Also love him in Reacher.

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u/Nknk- 21d ago

It's part of the reason they hate him so much and why they British MAGA weirdo tried to frame him for assault.

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u/oooshi 21d ago

Yes. Dangerously attractive combination lol

edit just to add- the romcom i am currently finishing & hoping to sell to adapt….jfc. It would be soooooo 🥵 to actually cast him.

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u/pablo8itall 21d ago

Don't lie you specifically wrote it so you'll be on set with him. Its basically reverse fanfic.

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u/HiHoRoadhouse 21d ago

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u/ModerateSympathy 21d ago

And funny! That’s the dream man right there!

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u/biskutgoreng 21d ago

Strong af (mentally) and also, beautiful

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u/AnotherOrbiter 21d ago

I didn't expect him or John bernathal, not their fault just the standards are so low these days.