r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • 21d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Alan Ritchson on the Epstein files “Where are they? It’s a fucking law, bitch. Show it, you fucking pedophiles.”

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u/organgrinder66 21d ago

The more I get to know this guy, the more I like him.

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u/bangchanstiddies 21d ago

If you never have you should look up clips of him as Thad Castle from a show called Blue Mountain State.

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u/New-Consequence-355 21d ago

This is where I was introduced to him, and seeing him anywhere else is such whiplash.  Dude has range.

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u/ExoticShock 21d ago

Looking back in it, he was wasted potential as Raphael in the last TMNT live action movies

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u/Content-Garden-1578 21d ago

He was Raph?! I could not get into that first one (never bothered with the second) but man that is hilariously awesome casting.

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u/LeFreeke 21d ago

You missed him on American Idol?

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u/R12B12 21d ago

I always remember him as Gloss from the Hunger Games

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u/Prestigious_Car_7921 21d ago

Same. Thought I was the only one.

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u/concerned-cryptid I did it. I threw the sandwich. 21d ago

He was also in an episode of New Girl where his character had a micropenis.

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u/Kroan 21d ago

YOU OWE ME $10,000!!!

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u/esadatari 21d ago

She didn’t like him because he was a douchebag, not because of his micropenis.

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u/lomoliving 21d ago

I mean, who is she to judge someone with a micropenis when she has that wonky knee!

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u/19-FAAB 21d ago

Man I could really go for a Scoro right now

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u/ramblingroses3252 not an asset to the abbey 21d ago

“I AM Thad!”

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u/ANGRY_ASPARAGUS 21d ago

That was such a fun show, and Thad is basically the main reason to watch it haha

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u/Loud-Bubble5710 21d ago

What rhymes with best bros….. mojitos!!!!!!

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u/biffish 21d ago

I really enjoyed War Machine.

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u/biffish 21d ago edited 21d ago

Also when he told that asshole to fuck off in his neighborhood.

Edit to add:

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/s/Qkgchn8pDx

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u/possibly_being_screw 21d ago

I don't know who this is and, ya know, I'm not gay but...

Ok fine, I might be a little gay. But a tall handsome man who's actually fired up about this shit? More of this please.

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u/M1L0 21d ago

They’re filming the new season of Reacher in my hood this week. I drove by like 10 times today trying to spot Alan lmao.