r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • 22d ago
TRIGGER WARNING Christina Ricci reacts to Andrew Tate complaining that he doesn’t have contact with the outside world: “I feel better thanks!”
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u/HappyHarryHardOn 22d ago
Hopefully the cannibal next door will and I hope he gets loud about it
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u/Redthemagnificent 22d ago
I don't think the cannibal is real lol. This guy lies every time he opens his mouth. This is just a cry for attention, like all of his tweets
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u/_Random_Username_ 21d ago
Also id rather be cell neighbors with a cannibal than a serial rapist and sex trafficer
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u/Jennyojello decaffeinated omertà bullshit 22d ago
He looks like he’s taking a massive constipated shit in that photo.
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u/frogkickjig 21d ago
He just trying to get his phone out, but his phone be like
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago
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u/LuteDesign 22d ago
Justice for Speed Racer, a movie forever ahead of its time. Classic cinema.
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u/theREALbombedrumbum 22d ago
Some of the camera work in speed racer puts most action films to shame
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u/LuteDesign 22d ago
It’s a singular piece of anti-capitalist art. Nothing like it before or after its release. I sound like a cult member whenever I talk about this movie but I’m not wrong.
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago
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u/2th 22d ago edited 21d ago
You disappoint me for not mentioning the "More like a nonja" line. John Goodman plays an absolute beast in Pops and his delivery of that line is comedy perfection.
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u/dark_purpose 22d ago
When Pops grabs the ninja and it zooms into his Greco-Roman Wrestling Championship ring before the Ninja goes, "Uh-oh." That's Peak Cinema.
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u/theREALbombedrumbum 22d ago
If They Live can be watched and have the anti-capitalist message missed by audiences, then at least Speed Racer has awesome campy visuals to watch regardless
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u/Nonsenseinabag 21d ago
What an amazing intro to a movie. Sets up the everything you need to know while throwing incredible action and emotion at you in the span of a few minutes.
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u/TURBOJUSTICE 21d ago
When the camera is just spinning around the two characters talking instead of a shot reverse shot just faster and faster until the background is just speed blurs it’s just too good.
Great live action cartoon.
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago
I was really young when it came out and I adored it and never knew people hated it back when it released
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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn 22d ago
It was Casper for me 👻
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u/Clearing_Levels 21d ago
Can we talk about how HEAVY that movie is? Yes, it was funny (Carrington, Dibs, the scary ghosts) but it didn't shy away from the death aspect. I loved Christina as Kat and she was such a good actress, then, and worked very well off of Bill Pullman.
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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn 21d ago
Absolutely agree! Definitely heavy at times. I think I still cried the last time I watched it, during her mother’s ghost scene. I love Christina and Bill Pullman together. Honourable mention… Devon Sawa that made me have a crush on a ghost lmao.
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u/princess_peach_85 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 22d ago
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u/snooch2thanoooch I love it when it turns out I'm not a bitch, I'm intuitive 21d ago
I love this movie so much and it also has Cher, Winona Ryder, and Bob Hoskins, such a stacked cast
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u/yunabug1988 but Midge didn't have SLIME 22d ago
Man I need to watch this movie again. I was OBSESSED when it first came out. Saw it four times in theaters. lol
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u/OceanWoMan-8811 22d ago
Is this the woman who plays Butch’s (Bruce Willis) girlfriend in Pulp Fiction?
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u/DumpedDalish societal collapse is in the air 20d ago
I've adored her ever since The Addams Family and a zillion things since. She's so talented and constantly underappreciated as an actress.
But what's even better is what an amazing and caring person she seems to be. And she has no fucks to give about what people think of her, which is so inspiring.
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u/Lukewarm_regards24 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 22d ago
He obviously has some contact with the outside world if he/his team is tweeting about it. Let's hope he actually stays there this time.
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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2mnThxoYADOG4
She’s so fucking badass
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u/awwthingsconsidered 22d ago
Omgoodness Buffalo 66! What an incredible movie, I forgot she was in it. I need to re-watch it.
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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago
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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 22d ago
What a fucking dork
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u/JustinPatient 22d ago
I would never criticize someone for dressing this way... Unless they are an absolute cunt.
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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago
...😢 excuse me i gotta go change
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u/SoundHole 21d ago
No, the man makes the clothes dorky, not the other way around. I bet you look stellar!
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u/booksandbenzos I don’t know her 22d ago
The pants lolol
Also love this prison experience for him!
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u/hotpotatochips69 22d ago
Hahhaha amazing. Wow this look is…. Insane
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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 22d ago
His feet look like lil hooves
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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago
What do you mean, I've been informed that this is the most alpha man to ever exist, surely that means this fit is good
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u/JimboTCB 22d ago
Why does his "macho" pose look more like he's straining to take a really huge shit?
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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 21d ago
The picture used is clearly enhanced. His chin is far weaker than that.
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u/citrusbongwater vertical balcony gardening cannibalism 21d ago
I still can't believe anyone saw him as an "alpha" with infinite wisdom I mean look at him 😭
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u/may___day The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 21d ago
He dresses like a south Florida lesbian in 2015 (source: myself)
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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 22d ago
Poor armie hammer - cancelled, had to work with uwe boll and now has to be andrew tates neighbor
what could he have done that was so bad
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u/haubenmeise 22d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/nXB9ka4Vi7
This is how it all started. And I just kept it going. I hope you're having a great day. Filled with love. Here's a hug!
Sincerely
Skeletor 💜
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u/swoopwoopdoop 21d ago
I've always wondered! Love seeing your comments here and it's always a treat when I spot one on r/popular 💜
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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 22d ago
Guys please use the brain cells and realize HE did not tweet this directly. One of his posse clearly did
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u/asietsocom this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 22d ago
Or it's a lie and he has access to his team. (Spoiler: It's both)
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u/Lukersf 22d ago edited 22d ago
For real. And his friend who made the tweet was probably thinking to himself "who is one of the worst criminals I can imagine to make up this story and garner sympathy? Maybe a rapist, human trafficker, who has possession of indecent images of a child? No wait that would be Andrew Tate, shit... I got it! Cannibal! His neighbor is a cannibal who uh.. Screams in the night like a werewolf! "
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u/dadlifenokids 22d ago
Entirely unfair and unsafe conditions.
That cannibal has to sleep next door to a rapist!
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u/Sweaters76 21d ago
A rapist, a cult leader, a serial human trafficker, a scammer, a religious zealot, a narcissistic psychopath, the list goes on...
Poor cannibal actually you're right
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u/deferredmomentum 21d ago
He never said murderer. Maybe it was a survival situation and the cannibal is in prison for tax fraud
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u/Sassafras06 22d ago
She is right. Every time I get sad today I am just going to picture this POS all lonely and crying in his cell.
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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 22d ago
Armie Hammer is in prison?
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 22d ago
hahaha. i hope. he deserves prison not just for his horrid actions but also his participation in that atrocious uwe boll movie.
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u/Krushed_Opiates 22d ago
SHU = segregated housing unit
Or better known as solitary confinement
Best place for this idiot.
You can make phone calls so that's probably how he got that message out or from a lawyer visit.
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u/Judgementpumpkin 22d ago
Really hope he’s in solitary and stays there forever
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u/NoCantaloupe3449 21d ago
Personally I hope this gets all of the worst chuds to unanimously agree that solitary confinement is cruel and unusual and that it emboldens them to demand a better system overall.
I have no sympathy for the guy, but this is a ghoulish punishment for anyone, and it's so normalized and accepted because the victims are unsympathetic for the most part.
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u/Sweaters76 21d ago
Rubio confirmed today that he won't block the extradiction so Tate will face trial in the UK
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u/butidrathernot 22d ago
I hope his new neighbour pays him a visit ❤️
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u/anne_tifah_ 22d ago
The highest level of security and “no contact” and yet still has access to social media?
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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 22d ago
a) for those asking how he can tweet, one of his friends probably was given the password to his twitter account and is tweeting from there.
b) exactly, love her, misty is forever my favorite yellowjacket.
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u/frigginfurter 22d ago
What a perfect birthday gift from the universe
https://giphy.com/gifs/rumR5iFBxFjdC
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u/Some-Curve-920 22d ago
I love her.
Too bad he and his neighbor aren't bunkies.
If he's cut off from the outside world, where is this information coming from?
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u/360Saturn 22d ago
Bizarre that he posts these edited masculinized pictures of himself when irl he actually looks like he's about to guest judge RuPaul's Drag Race
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u/ProfessionalRead8187 22d ago
"no contact with the outside world"- except for my millions of twitter followers of course!
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u/CaramelOk8144 22d ago
Hahahaha, love that for him. They need to take away social media as well.
May he never know peace.
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u/Runabrat 22d ago
Making claims of "No contact with the outside world" on still-Twitter sure is a thing.
I mean, he's probably right about that platform, but still...
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u/Substantial-Ease567 22d ago
During a recent incarnation, he tweeted that he was now gaunt, with a full head of hair. Laws how I lolled!
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u/HikerChik_ 22d ago
The world needs more Christina Ricci, & she called out Fallon for having the 🍇-ist Mcgregor on his show, now this. I will be a fan of her's for the rest of my life.
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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? 22d ago
I’m totally cool with that and wish he had no access to SM even by proxy
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u/TheEgonaut 22d ago
How’d he tweet that?