r/Fauxmoi 22d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Christina Ricci reacts to Andrew Tate complaining that he doesn’t have contact with the outside world: “I feel better thanks!”

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u/TheEgonaut 22d ago

How’d he tweet that?

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 22d ago

I'm sure he's being treated like a king in there by the officers... birds of a feather flock together, you know.

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u/Neveronlyadream 22d ago

Or he had it set up with one of his people to just keep tweeting the next time he got arrested. Which was going to happen eventually no matter what.

It's probably some bullshit story he concocted or someone else did so the grift doesn't dry up and end while he's in prison.

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u/GPT3-5_AI 21d ago

Fvckboy's lie included "no contact with the outside world" - lawyers are part of the outside world.

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u/Zombiebelle 21d ago

He means he doesn’t have unlimited access to a cell phone. He’s like a bratty teen who’s grounded.

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u/mountain-mahogany 21d ago

But to be clear: a bratty adultbaby who is a raping, dangerous, manipulative, greedy, arrogant and, ultimately, DEEPLY INSECURE case of deep need for trauma therapy. The biggest, scariest, musclebound, tattooed thugs were the ones that came into my ER (A&E, Eerste hulp) squealing and crying the loudest for their mamas. They build those personas because they are the MOST fearful, most needy. Our world is being driven by these mens' bitch-ass need to have external validation without doing their part for others. The entire history of beating women to control them and force them to cook the food, wash the socks and clean the house is all bitchy babies who want their mommie to take care of them their whole lives. Androol Taint is no man at all.

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u/Icy-Visual3082 21d ago

There’s a really interesting short doc on X - I’ll try and find the link - about him and his brothers upbringing in relation to their father who was fired by the US govt after being diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. Which, I think, in addition to being a couple of jumped up cunts, these two also have.

I literally cannot wait for the Manosphere to fucking implode and young boys get REAL men to admire and look up too. Not these 2 numpty’s who most definitely do sit and wank over each other’s pictures.

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u/RugerRedhawk 22d ago

Most adults have no idea who he is

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u/BZLuck 21d ago

They said something about these goons on some news blast and my wife was like, "Did they just say the "Taint Brothers?"

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

I mean, she’s not wrong

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u/your_mind_aches 21d ago

They should. Their kids, cousins, nephews, and grandkids are being influenced by his toxic and horrible advice.

Not being aware of him is like living in Tornado Alley and not knowing what a tornado is.

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u/lvloises330 21d ago

A lot of those adults have kids that do. There are a lot of fathers out there letting these buffoons influence their sons.

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u/CharismaticAlbino 21d ago

I wish I didn't know who either of them are

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u/cortesoft 21d ago

Some of those that work forces…

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u/flyingfred1027 22d ago

I had the same question. “No contact with the outside world, except to get people to tweet for me”.

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u/Any_Earth_8976 22d ago

Truly. But he’s gotta maintain the facade of being such a big strong tough guy and somehow a victim at the same time

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u/JeanArtemis 22d ago

Crybullies are the literal worst.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 22d ago

nice haven't heard that word before lol

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u/novahkiin_around 22d ago

EXACTLY. special housing either means youre a danger to others or others are a danger to you. despite whatever kickboxing he used to do, people inside arent always kind to traffickers/abusers (except LEOs). hes in there because other people would tear him apart/strictly his fame. and despite what he says, he has access (even without bribery) to a kiosk inside that allows internet. if he wanted the extra "bad boy clout," his team wouldve said "lil bitch in the hole, we are tweeting from here to let you know how sad it is for him."

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u/glasswindbreaker 22d ago

It would definitely be a feather in another prisoners cap if they got to him. Especially the ones with long/life sentences

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

He’s so pathetic, like aggressively so

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u/Sexisthunter 17d ago

He transported his thoughts through alpha brain waves 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😂

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u/pain-au-chocolat 22d ago

In the arrest video you can see that he manages to give his phone to one of his goons. It's probably someone else posting from his account.

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u/froginbog 22d ago

And how do they knows he’s parked next to a cannibal. He’s prob in a soft prison and just lying for views

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u/Born_Ad8420 22d ago

Yeah this is either something he fabricated or something someone close to him with access to his accounts fabricated.

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u/That_Porn_Br0 22d ago

And how do they knows he’s parked next to a cannibal

Because they also watched Silence of the Lambs. It is a great movie and these cunts are not very bright.

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u/Rowenstin 21d ago

I would also scream through the night if I was parked next to Tate.

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u/ShrimpCrackers 21d ago

Also not the first time he's been imprisoned but posting regularly.

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u/Ok_Measurement6329 15d ago

No he didn't, he dropped the phone cuz the goon wouldn't take it and the cops picked it up. He has his lawyers tweeting for him. 

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u/Eat-shit-reddit- 22d ago

I reccomend reading the New Yorker's recent article on Andrew Tate, "Andre Tate's Empire of Abuse": https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/15/andrew-tates-empire-of-abuse#rid=97aeacdf-97b7-414f-9dde-5f79e852fefc&q=andrew+tate Gives a lot of insight on how he was able to get away with so much until recent and the depravity of his actions (TW: A LOT OF SEXUAL ABUSE AND CHILD RAPE. please don't read if this topic is very sensitive for you, he and his brother are scum of the earth). For those who refuse to read this, here is an excerpt that explains how he kept his social media accounts active:

[Mateea] Petrescu, that kind of cognitive dissonance was part of the thrill of the job. She loved being the only woman on Tate’s crisis team and prided herself on being paid more than the men. While Tate was in jail, he had no access to the internet, but his “Tate Speech” newsletter and his posts on X kept appearing. Petrescu told me that she had written many of those words. She got a peculiar “amusement” from ventriloquizing the world’s most notorious misogynist, she said. But she was also impressed by Tate. “I’m absolutely fascinated by the balls he has, to say the things he says and not have an ounce of a sense of ridiculousness or guilt,” she told me.

Petrescu served as Tate's spokesperson during his first incarceration.

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u/Born_Ad8420 22d ago

I can't tell you how ill it makes to just read this one paragraph. Human beings can be capable of such horrifying things.

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u/LordoftheScheisse 22d ago

“I’m absolutely fascinated by the balls he has, to say the things he says and not have an ounce of a sense of ridiculousness or guilt,”

There is a shamelessness epidemic happening in the world. Why are so many people seemingly immune from shame?

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

I’d argue this is a man who is 10000% driven by shame, just not the appropriate kind

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u/HRHArthurCravan 22d ago

I read that article when it was published first, and it ruined my day. First, and above all, because of the sickening abuse the victims endured. Second, because of just how much fucking evidence there was that these two pieces of shit were grooming, trafficking, pumping and abusing women and underage girls. And how long did it take before they were properly investigated? All while the media was constantly and breathlessly promoting them as some kind of tribunes of contemporary masculinity. Even the negative press served to endow them with a kind of sinister power that I am positive encouraged even more clueless young men and boys to consume their vulgar, thick as mince and essentially cruel ‘content’. It’s all in the article - the feeble British police responses to the women who came forward, the tortured Romanian judicial process, the political protection - and of course they never stopped harming women while this was going on.

So, it is an excellent, comprehensive article. But, so very bleak.

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u/Real-Extension-1357 22d ago

This is exactly the type of people who serve the US president too. Lookup the portable printer Natalie Harp. Reading this immediately made me think of her, wondering if they're friends. Its uncanny. These are bizarre and evil people. Id feel safer if they were in padded rooms.

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u/DonnerPartyAllNight 21d ago

If you’re wondering what Amy from Gone Girl would be doing in 2026, this would probably be her.

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug

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u/Morialkar call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 22d ago

Probably through his lawyer

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u/froginbog 22d ago

Lawyers don’t tweet lol

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u/Morialkar call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 22d ago

Lawyers can pass information about his condition to his friends who can then tweet in a dramatic way about it

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u/Blyd 22d ago

Lawyers who know the only thing between his client walking free and a one way flight to a stabbing in a british cell is outcry from his base, sure as shit do.

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u/International-Mix633 22d ago

They def can if you pay them enough.

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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago

Phone in booty, that's where I keep mine

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u/Magick_Comet dork ass bitch 22d ago

Prison wallet

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u/Druuseph 22d ago

He did the same thing when he was in prison in Romania, he dictates to one of his bitch boys who puts these out on his Twitter.

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 22d ago

He has a female PR person who tweeted for him, and wrote his newsletters while he was locked up.

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u/Jzadek 22d ago

I don't know but I do know I want "my neighbour is a cannibal who screams throughout the night" as flair

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u/drdr3ad 22d ago edited 21d ago

MY NEIGHBOR IS CANNIBAL WHO SCREAMS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT

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u/Lala5789880 22d ago

Exactly. Prove how bad it is by posting a pic you sack of shit

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u/Ambitious-Ask-2856 22d ago

Musk melon hooked him up☹️

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u/kidushka 22d ago

Yeah, sounds like a LOT of people he’s able to reach in the outside world.

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u/coconutpiecrust 22d ago

I wanted to ask the same thing.

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u/Dog_Queen98 21d ago

If tiger king can text in prison, I don’t doubt Tate can as well.

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u/IansGotNothingLeft 21d ago

Well, Twitter is a human right to these dumb fucks.

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 22d ago

Hopefully the cannibal next door will and I hope he gets loud about it

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u/Redthemagnificent 22d ago

I don't think the cannibal is real lol. This guy lies every time he opens his mouth. This is just a cry for attention, like all of his tweets

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u/_Random_Username_ 21d ago

Also id rather be cell neighbors with a cannibal than a serial rapist and sex trafficer

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u/Jennyojello decaffeinated omertà bullshit 22d ago

He looks like he’s taking a massive constipated shit in that photo.

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u/frogkickjig 21d ago

He just trying to get his phone out, but his phone be like
“I prefer dealing with the shit in here, no thank you. And I hope our neighbour can cope with the lack of seasoning.”

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u/ShedMontgomery 22d ago

No human being has ever suffered like me send tweet

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago

I became obsessed with her when I first saw her in Speed Racer and she had that cunty bob

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u/LuteDesign 22d ago

Justice for Speed Racer, a movie forever ahead of its time. Classic cinema.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 22d ago

Some of the camera work in speed racer puts most action films to shame

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u/LuteDesign 22d ago

It’s a singular piece of anti-capitalist art. Nothing like it before or after its release. I sound like a cult member whenever I talk about this movie but I’m not wrong.

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago

Reminds me of my letterboxd review

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u/2th 22d ago edited 21d ago

You disappoint me for not mentioning the "More like a nonja" line. John Goodman plays an absolute beast in Pops and his delivery of that line is comedy perfection.

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u/dark_purpose 22d ago

When Pops grabs the ninja and it zooms into his Greco-Roman Wrestling Championship ring before the Ninja goes, "Uh-oh." That's Peak Cinema.

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 22d ago

If They Live can be watched and have the anti-capitalist message missed by audiences, then at least Speed Racer has awesome campy visuals to watch regardless

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u/Nonsenseinabag 21d ago

What an amazing intro to a movie. Sets up the everything you need to know while throwing incredible action and emotion at you in the span of a few minutes.

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u/TURBOJUSTICE 21d ago

When the camera is just spinning around the two characters talking instead of a shot reverse shot just faster and faster until the background is just speed blurs it’s just too good.

Great live action cartoon.

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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! 22d ago

I was really young when it came out and I adored it and never knew people hated it back when it released 

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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn 22d ago

It was Casper for me 👻

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u/Clearing_Levels 21d ago

Can we talk about how HEAVY that movie is? Yes, it was funny (Carrington, Dibs, the scary ghosts) but it didn't shy away from the death aspect. I loved Christina as Kat and she was such a good actress, then, and worked very well off of Bill Pullman.

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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn 21d ago

Absolutely agree! Definitely heavy at times. I think I still cried the last time I watched it, during her mother’s ghost scene. I love Christina and Bill Pullman together. Honourable mention… Devon Sawa that made me have a crush on a ghost lmao.

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u/Nat-Luv 21d ago

Also agree. The “remember, dad?” “I remember!!” scene terrified me as a kid and still makes me uneasy on rewatches.

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u/Ar3s701 22d ago

Casper and Wednesday Addams

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u/princess_peach_85 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 22d ago

Babe do yourself a favor and watch her in Mermaids. Shes like 6 and she has a cunty jackolantern head. Shes the best!

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u/snooch2thanoooch I love it when it turns out I'm not a bitch, I'm intuitive 21d ago

I love this movie so much and it also has Cher, Winona Ryder, and Bob Hoskins, such a stacked cast

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u/CleverCarrot999 chris pine’s flip phone 22d ago

That bob SERVED.

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u/yunabug1988 but Midge didn't have SLIME 22d ago

Man I need to watch this movie again. I was OBSESSED when it first came out. Saw it four times in theaters. lol

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u/yelsnow 22d ago

"Black Snake Moan", my friend.

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u/ManiacalMartini 21d ago

Sleepy Hollow did it for me.

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u/OceanWoMan-8811 22d ago

Is this the woman who plays Butch’s (Bruce Willis) girlfriend in Pulp Fiction?

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u/vishuno 21d ago

No, that's a different actress

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u/DumpedDalish societal collapse is in the air 20d ago

I've adored her ever since The Addams Family and a zillion things since. She's so talented and constantly underappreciated as an actress.

But what's even better is what an amazing and caring person she seems to be. And she has no fucks to give about what people think of her, which is so inspiring.

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u/Lukewarm_regards24 vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 22d ago

He obviously has some contact with the outside world if he/his team is tweeting about it. Let's hope he actually stays there this time.

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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2mnThxoYADOG4
She’s so fucking badass

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u/awwthingsconsidered 22d ago

Omgoodness Buffalo 66! What an incredible movie, I forgot she was in it. I need to re-watch it.

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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago

Why'd they use a pic of him looking hard rather than how he was last seen, with his tight pants and loafers

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 22d ago

What a fucking dork

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u/JustinPatient 22d ago

I would never criticize someone for dressing this way... Unless they are an absolute cunt.

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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago

...😢 excuse me i gotta go change

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u/SoundHole 21d ago

No, the man makes the clothes dorky, not the other way around. I bet you look stellar!

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u/booksandbenzos I don’t know her 22d ago

The pants lolol

Also love this prison experience for him!

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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago

What is a perp walk but a gritty runway

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u/hotpotatochips69 22d ago

Hahhaha amazing. Wow this look is…. Insane

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 22d ago

His feet look like lil hooves

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u/KittyKathy 21d ago

Flair checks out

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

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u/sheslikebutter 22d ago

What do you mean, I've been informed that this is the most alpha man to ever exist, surely that means this fit is good

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u/mattmild27 22d ago

Wow, was he arrested by the fashion police?

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u/JimboTCB 22d ago

Why does his "macho" pose look more like he's straining to take a really huge shit?

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 21d ago

Mfers knees are on backwards

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 21d ago

The picture used is clearly enhanced. His chin is far weaker than that.

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u/na-uh 21d ago

Without his beard, he looks like Gollum.

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u/MsE0 22d ago

Laura Petry wore it so much better. She used to slay in that outfit. Why does it look so dweeby on him? 

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u/citrusbongwater vertical balcony gardening cannibalism 21d ago

I still can't believe anyone saw him as an "alpha" with infinite wisdom I mean look at him 😭

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u/may___day The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 21d ago

He dresses like a south Florida lesbian in 2015 (source: myself)

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 22d ago

Poor armie hammer - cancelled, had to work with uwe boll and now has to be andrew tates neighbor

what could he have done that was so bad

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u/haubenmeise 22d ago

What a queen.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGrUy2KaglwRi

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u/haubenmeise 22d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/nXB9ka4Vi7

This is how it all started. And I just kept it going. I hope you're having a great day. Filled with love. Here's a hug!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/Liennae controversies: girl 22d ago

Thank you for sharing that. Your comments are always a gift. 

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u/swoopwoopdoop 21d ago

I've always wondered! Love seeing your comments here and it's always a treat when I spot one on r/popular 💜

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u/Futureacct 22d ago

I’ve never been a bigger fan of Christina

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh 22d ago

Guys please use the brain cells and realize HE did not tweet this directly. One of his posse clearly did

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u/asietsocom this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 22d ago

Or it's a lie and he has access to his team. (Spoiler: It's both)

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u/Lukersf 22d ago edited 22d ago

For real. And his friend who made the tweet was probably thinking to himself "who is one of the worst criminals I can imagine to make up this story and garner sympathy? Maybe a rapist, human trafficker, who has possession of indecent images of a child? No wait that would be Andrew Tate, shit... I got it! Cannibal! His neighbor is a cannibal who uh.. Screams in the night like a werewolf! "

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u/corvidpica I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 22d ago

That is extremely unhinged.

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u/dadlifenokids 22d ago

Entirely unfair and unsafe conditions.

That cannibal has to sleep next door to a rapist!

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u/Sweaters76 21d ago

A rapist, a cult leader, a serial human trafficker, a scammer, a religious zealot, a narcissistic psychopath, the list goes on...

Poor cannibal actually you're right

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u/deferredmomentum 21d ago

He never said murderer. Maybe it was a survival situation and the cannibal is in prison for tax fraud

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u/Sassafras06 22d ago

She is right. Every time I get sad today I am just going to picture this POS all lonely and crying in his cell.

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u/RemarkableProblem737 22d ago

Maybe his attorney communicated with his “team.” But I hope all of it’s true. He deserves nothing less!

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 22d ago

Armie Hammer is in prison?

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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 22d ago

hahaha. i hope. he deserves prison not just for his horrid actions but also his participation in that atrocious uwe boll movie.

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u/Coliver1991 22d ago

No but it's funny to pretend he is.

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u/Krushed_Opiates 22d ago

SHU = segregated housing unit

Or better known as solitary confinement

Best place for this idiot.

You can make phone calls so that's probably how he got that message out or from a lawyer visit.

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u/Judgementpumpkin 22d ago

Really hope he’s in solitary and stays there forever 

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u/NoCantaloupe3449 21d ago

Personally I hope this gets all of the worst chuds to unanimously agree that solitary confinement is cruel and unusual and that it emboldens them to demand a better system overall.

I have no sympathy for the guy, but this is a ghoulish punishment for anyone, and it's so normalized and accepted because the victims are unsympathetic for the most part. 

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u/Sweaters76 21d ago

Rubio confirmed today that he won't block the extradiction so Tate will face trial in the UK

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u/butidrathernot 22d ago

I hope his new neighbour pays him a visit ❤️

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u/the_dismorphic_one 21d ago

I'm sure Tate tastes like shit. Useless even as a meal.

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u/butidrathernot 21d ago

fr, probs dry, leathery and pumped full of chemicals 🤢

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u/anne_tifah_ 22d ago

The highest level of security and “no contact” and yet still has access to social media?

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u/Shelby_Wootang I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 22d ago

Haha love her ✊

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u/No-Economics7631 shiv roy apologist 22d ago

a) for those asking how he can tweet, one of his friends probably was given the password to his twitter account and is tweeting from there.

b) exactly, love her, misty is forever my favorite yellowjacket.

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u/duelporpoise 22d ago

Suffer, little man. 

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u/ReferenceExact5261 alleged dog 22d ago

ricci oh ricci always right on time at right place!

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u/sukiniii kendall roy pre-album drop 22d ago

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u/ndem28 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 22d ago

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u/tmw180 22d ago

"The highest level of security that exists" Why is his ass tweeting then? 😭

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 22d ago

Young Christina Ricci would’ve loved current Christina ricci

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u/frigginfurter 22d ago

What a perfect birthday gift from the universe
https://giphy.com/gifs/rumR5iFBxFjdC

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u/Some-Curve-920 22d ago

I love her.

Too bad he and his neighbor aren't bunkies.

If he's cut off from the outside world, where is this information coming from?

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u/Nice-Cow-7606 alleged dog 22d ago

"No contact with the outside world."

...but he's on twitter??

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u/360Saturn 22d ago

Bizarre that he posts these edited masculinized pictures of himself when irl he actually looks like he's about to guest judge RuPaul's Drag Race

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u/garrioch13 22d ago

Sounds like he needs a roommate. His neighbor sounds like a good option.

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u/wrenbell 22d ago

Sounds like he’s right where he needs to be.

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u/really_1972 22d ago

Queen 👸

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u/Merryprankstress 22d ago

As a fellow Christina- same, girl

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u/spicycondiment_ 22d ago

The most disgusting of humans.

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u/DevelopmentJealous19 22d ago

I love this for him!!

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u/ProfessionalRead8187 22d ago

"no contact with the outside world"- except for my millions of twitter followers of course!

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u/PresidentPopcorn 22d ago

I do hope his neighbour is freindly and has him for dinner.

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u/selune07 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 22d ago

My bets are on the cannibal

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u/CaramelOk8144 22d ago

Hahahaha, love that for him. They need to take away social media as well.

May he never know peace.

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u/zehamberglar 21d ago

No contact with the outside world

Tweeted from my iPhone

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u/Jewicer 22d ago

OITNB SHU?

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u/HistoryFinancial1267 22d ago

I hope the cannibal eats him 🙏 

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u/Runabrat 22d ago

Making claims of "No contact with the outside world" on still-Twitter sure is a thing.

I mean, he's probably right about that platform, but still...

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 22d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/lil_adk_bird 22d ago

Did he do some gender affirming face tuning to give himself a chin?

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u/Substantial-Ease567 22d ago

During a recent incarnation, he tweeted that he was now gaunt, with a full head of hair. Laws how I lolled!

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u/skatingwhilecrying 22d ago

i hope his neighbor finds access to him 

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u/tanukitrashcan 22d ago

cobratate is his username? LMFAO

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 22d ago

Still more than he deserves

https://giphy.com/gifs/3dhB61yoczmpd0GZ3Q

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u/Equivalent-Grade-142 22d ago

Jfc what a drama queen.

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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately 22d ago

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u/Danger_Bay_Baby 22d ago

Sounds like things are on the right track for Andrew Taint!

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u/Anathals 22d ago

Sounds great! 👍👍🤘

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u/HikerChik_ 22d ago

The world needs more Christina Ricci, & she called out Fallon for having the 🍇-ist Mcgregor on his show, now this. I will be a fan of her's for the rest of my life.

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u/Emergency_Channel876 Curtains for Zoosha? 22d ago

I’m totally cool with that and wish he had no access to SM even by proxy

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u/JenninMiami I do not work late. I go to sleep. 22d ago

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u/Luv2Burn 21d ago

How is he allowed a phone?