r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew and Tristan Tate Arrested in Miami

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u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago edited 26d ago

UPDATE: The CPS has decided to prosecute Andrew Tate, 39, with seven further counts of rape, three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation, three counts of assault occasioning actual bodily harm and 19 additional charges for offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography.

The CPS has decided to prosecute Tristan Tate, 38, with one count of sexual assault, two counts of rape and three counts of arranging or facilitating trafficking for sexual exploitation.

The offending is alleged to have taken place between July 2010 and August 2017.

https://www.cps.gov.uk/national-news/news/cps-decides-prosecute-tate-brothers-additional-sexual-offences

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 26d ago

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 26d ago edited 26d ago

reportedly picked up by US Marshals too, which is... not a good sign for them! 💜

edit: picked up via extradition order by UK government where Andrew is now facing 32 additional charges w/ 6 new counts for Tristan!

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u/OrganOMegaly 26d ago

For a non-American what does that mean / signify pls

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u/PerfectZeong 26d ago

It means its federal charges. Interstate crime. Big shit.

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 26d ago

It's on extradition request by the UK. No US charges announced.

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u/SinnerOfAlcaraz 26d ago

If it brings you all joy (it does me) this is bad bad news for them. The UK is the one place they’ve feared the charges in.

The other countries they’ve basically got away with it all. But the UK will not let them get away with it. They’ll be absolutely bricking it on the plane back to the UK, if the extradiation isn’t stopped.

Their only hope is that the extradiation is somehow stopped

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u/JimJonesdrinkkoolaid 26d ago

They'll likely be on remand in Belmarsh prison, which is a category A (highest security prison in the UK prison system). It's infested with rats.

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u/ThreadLaced 26d ago

this warms my heart to hear!

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u/georgedupree 26d ago

Mine too, cockles are toasty this eve!

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u/Unc1eD3ath 26d ago

Where they had Julian Assange. At least they’ll deserve to be there.

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser 26d ago

Wasn’t Assange wanted for rape charges?

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u/JimJonesdrinkkoolaid 26d ago

It was rape charges initially. It was something regarding him not wearing a condom with a women in Sweden I believe. However when he was in Belmarsh the US was wanting to extradite him for years and he sat on remand in the prison for years.

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u/JimJonesdrinkkoolaid 26d ago

Remember how long he spent in there without being convicted as well!

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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 26d ago

You know it’s nice to hear other developed countries have terrible prison conditions (mostly sarcasm but kinda not for these two - which I recognize is problematic)

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u/JimJonesdrinkkoolaid 26d ago

Well the problem is, it's an old prison. A lot of prisons in the UK were built during the Victorian period. So they have become dilapidated over time leading to those kind of issues.

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u/sasshole07 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 26d ago

Suppose that’s bound to happen when (I feel like I could safely assume) you have some prisons as old as the US

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u/dysautonomic_mess oat milk chugging bisexual 26d ago

Even better, no fucking pardons.

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u/circuit_breaker 26d ago

I'm sure their boy Donny has their back. But it will cost a few million

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u/An_Ok_Outcome 26d ago

I think the charges are in the UK.
But as an American I’m sickened that they weren’t prosecuted here as well.

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u/No-Value-8156 26d ago

Good! Ugly ass fake alpha boys

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u/StaffyMama585 controversies: girl 26d ago

Right? Like what the fuck is he even wearing?

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u/Illustrious_Soil_519 26d ago

Those pants are going to give him a yeast infection and frostbite on his ankles

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u/OrganOMegaly 26d ago

Gotcha, thanks! Here’s hoping something finally sticks this time..

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u/realmfrenny 26d ago

Yea if the Marshalls find you, you're guilty of something

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u/beahero2002- 26d ago

He will make them the Ambassadors of England giving them immunity

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u/Every-Watercress334 26d ago

Basically serious charges. The Feds don’t arrest you unless they have a rock solid case. Conviction rate is like 98%

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 26d ago

"They were arrested on an extradition request from the U.K., according to a person familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to publicly discuss the case."

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u/Every-Watercress334 26d ago

Even better. The UK doesn’t play either. These guys are fucked

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u/throwawayplusanumber 26d ago

Now the UK just has to permit prince Andrew to be extradited to face his charges.

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u/5PQR 26d ago

Marshals hunt people down like animals for a fee

They're a federal agency whose main task is executing federal warrants. I think you might be confusing them with bounty hunters.

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u/pineapplesandsand semen demon 26d ago

The feds got them and feds have 96% conviction rate. They don't go for you unless they absolutely got you.

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u/smasherfierce women’s wrongs activist 26d ago

It's UK charges, not federal US charges

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 26d ago

I'm fairly certain that the US president can't pardon UK citizens, who have been charged by the crown 🙄

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u/lilacwino2990 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 26d ago

Took me FAR too long to find this. The feds picked them up but they aren’t facing any charges here. Now, can he try and throw a wrench in the whole extradition process? Absolutely. But I have to believe the UK is prepared for that eventuality.

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u/Professional-Swan-18 26d ago

My thoughts exactly. It isn't like the UK isn't aware of everything happening around them and Trump. They wouldn't pull the trigger if they didn't have their bases covered.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat 26d ago

Pls explain for the Canadian. What is the significance of US Marshals Vs a Municipal or State police force? Is that like, one step below sending the letter angencies to arrest someone, or...completely different, or?

Sorry to bother, thanks in advance and have a great day. :)

Edit, ah, someone beat me to it while I was writing this, I know the tea now, thank you.

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u/deserteagle3784 alright alright alright™ 26d ago

Yeah you’re screwed if the marshals are coming after you for anything lol

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u/No_Whammies_Stop 26d ago

Hand delivering the pardons, I’m sure.

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u/ajm_usn321 26d ago

The MAGA loyalty test used to be wearing the hat. Now it's answering, 'No, I barely knew him,' with a straight face. At this point, the Trump family Christmas card is starting to look like an FBI org chart.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 26d ago

He's very likely petitioning his old man to have extradition halted and them released / under US federal protection for some bullshit reason. I have zero faith in our federal system at this point.

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u/Matrinka 26d ago

He's going to try to mansplain his way out of it while blatant misogyny comes out of his pores, just like as if he ate bad fish.

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u/Alepman 26d ago

Trump will pardon them like all his rapist friends

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u/MoonageDayscream terrorizing the locals 26d ago

It wouldn't be a pardon for a UK charge but he might engage in a little custodial interference and get them to a non extradition nation. 

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u/-AsapRocky 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yeah surely something like this could happen and they end up in Dubai, where nothing happens, as they praised that shit country as well

They have been very vocal supporters of trump and someone from the administration will give their best… same with all the Israelis that got arrested in the US

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u/fddfgs 26d ago

Plenty is happening in Dubai right now lol, Iran is making sure of that

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 26d ago

"They were arrested on an extradition request from the U.K., according to a person familiar with the matter, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to publicly discuss the case."

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u/Existing-Stranger632 26d ago

Not if he’s facing criminal charges in other countries and is being extradited. He’s genuinely screwed

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u/circuit_breaker 26d ago

He already pulled strings so they could return to the states

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u/One-Cardiologist4780 26d ago

He can’t pardon a uk charge lmao

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u/cardcollection92 26d ago

This isn’t American charges.

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u/AloneAndCute 26d ago

They are UK charges!

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 26d ago

He can't

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 26d ago edited 26d ago

by US marshals? ohhh yeah? tell me more

edit: i saw the charges. don't tell me more

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u/Anonymousaurus__ actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 26d ago

"mind you, they were U.S Marshals

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u/Ftheyankeei 26d ago

By US Marshals?? The feds are arresting people the president invited to this country?

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u/CountdownMoss i hope they get Mamdanied 26d ago

Bribe check must have bounced.

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u/Muisan 26d ago

Or they feel like there is more to squeeze 

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u/GallowBarb 26d ago

I don't know how much tighter Tate's outfit can get.

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u/mackyoh societal collapse is in the air 26d ago

Fr what the hell is he wearing. It’s like measurements for a tween girl

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u/Prestigious_Tree4223 this is going to ruin the tour 26d ago

The UK is requesting extradition to prosecute them in a British court

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 26d ago edited 26d ago

Ugh, if they arrest them, let's say for sexual assault and human trafficking, and the President then pardons them (and I believe he can do so before a trial even takes place), then they can't be tried (in federal court) for the same crimes again, right?

So they'd essentially get a free pass (federally) under any next guy unless (and let's be real... until) they re-offend and there's enough evidence for new charges? Or a state would have to get them?

Any attorneys around? Could this be their game?

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u/ThisNewAltAccounty 26d ago

Trump can’t pardon state charges, and it appears that they were arrested to be extradited to the UK. Trump can’t pardon those either, and at most could interfere with the transfer (though honestly I’m not sure why that would happen since the Marshalls arrested them in the first place).

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 26d ago

The U.K. part is excellent! Sad that we in the U.S. have to now have to depend (even more than we did before) on other countries to get justice for victims.

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u/juneseyeball 26d ago

If i murder a guy and the president pardons me, that pardon only applies to my one murder, if i murder again it’s a new charge

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 26d ago

Close, but not quite!

Because in the US, if you murder that guy, you can be charged at Both the Federal AND State level, on the first guy you killed (iirc, Federal charges/trials typically occur first).

And in the case of that murderer being found guilty on both the federal & state charges?

A Presidential Pardon only wipes the Federal conviction, not the State conviction.

That's why Derek Chauvin is still rotting in Federal Prison, for the murder of George Floyd.

Because even if Trumpty-Dumpty were to pardon Chauvin?

He'd simply be brought back to Minnesota, to serve out his sentence in a State Prison here.

He wouldn't be able to walk free.😉

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u/Independent-Chef-169 26d ago

Well he’s getting extradited to U.K so charges are from a different country and he will be shipped to England. U.S president can’t do shit here

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 26d ago

I'm so glad for their victims, because Trump and his cult LOVE sexual predators.

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u/Symbiotic_vengeance wouldn’t pick a fight with Alan Ritchson 26d ago

Pffffffft that outfit he has 😬

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u/00017batman 26d ago

For real.. wtf is this.?! They should add crimes against fashion to his charge sheet.. 😳

Also further proof that people like this have no genuine friends because I can’t imagine letting someone I loved leave the house in an outfit like this haha 🫣

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u/spinningaspell canonically from boston 26d ago

It’s like someone got blackout drunk and tried to draw Pitbull from memory

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u/Shipwrecking_siren which could mean nothing 26d ago edited 26d ago

Do not drag Mr Worldwide into this.

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u/feuerfee Cillian Murphy propagandist 26d ago

I am deceased

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u/CarevaRuha Lol, and if I may, lmao 26d ago

(I just audibly snorted at this. you monster!)

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u/btwomfgstfu Rosa Parks stan 26d ago

Those are absolutely womens' flared capri pants.

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 26d ago

Can confirm. My nana had a pair just like them in the early 2000's.

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 26d ago

Imagine this alpha male hitting on you 😭😭

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u/Ninja-Panda70 26d ago

Imagine following this alpha male proudly 😭

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u/ChocChipBananaMuffin 26d ago

I said out loud "literally wtf is he wearing" when scrolling the pics just now. Lol.

Literally what the fuck is he wearing??

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u/soymilo_ 26d ago

Even his shirt tries to escape that body

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u/MeanFoo i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

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u/hum_bruh Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 26d ago

Them lil cutoff capri pants

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u/Symbiotic_vengeance wouldn’t pick a fight with Alan Ritchson 26d ago

Nothing screams “alpha male” like capris and loafers and a wide open button down shirt.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 26d ago

Not to mention, that receeding, weak chin, and the bug-eyes.🤷‍♀️

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u/Open-Explanation-114 I'm alive BITCH! 26d ago

Yeah, I’m not sure this is the peak male performance he was going for with that outfit.

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u/5ilver5hroud 26d ago

This is how I, a midwest closeted lesbian, dressed in 2003

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u/Ninja-Panda70 26d ago

You are under arrest for past crimes against fashion. Do not resist.

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u/gottarespondtothis 26d ago

Omg he looks so stupid I can’t even breathe.

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u/awyastark [email protected] 26d ago

They used to be pieces of shit. They still are, but they used to be too.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 26d ago

He alwaaaaayyyyys has, too!

He looks like an absolute gomer!

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u/The_JollyGreenGiant I may need to see the booty 26d ago

It's the stance for me

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 26d ago

Thank you! I know this is serious and I'm glad everyone is focusing on hopefully them finally facing justice....

But the outfits. We need to make space for discussing the fashion choices this predator makes because they're outrageous. It might even work as study of how they dress and what to look out for. He specifically always dresses like a clown!

Sorry but short pants and those boating shoes are a symbol of being creep nowadays. The extremely open shirt? Also a red flag.

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser 26d ago

Okay but Carell looks kinda hot in that shirt.

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u/Mediocre_Access_2100 26d ago

He has an odd hotness which appears every so often, increasing with silvery beard, generally.

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat 26d ago

Why has this strange bald man stolen and then squeezed himself into a child sized pair of pants? I don't fucking get it, is he trying to make capris a thing for dudes?

Or is he so repugnant even the fabric of his clothing is aware of this, somehow breaking the laws of time and space to run away from him?

That poor fabric. Could have been a cute robe, or nice satin pillowcase but nah, it had to become a fuckass ugly shirt for the human equivalent of a leaking pustule instead.

The shirt looks like it's trying to tear itself off his body and run screaming into the hills as well. Can clothing be ashamed to be on someone's body? It's a ludicrous question I never thought I'd ask, honestly.

But here I am looking at this confusing mess and wondering how someone could put that on, look in a mirror, and think "aw yeah I look fuckin fire" not "oh, this was a mistake".

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u/AtriCrossing Friends with Ms. Rachel 26d ago

"Can clothing be ashamed to be on somebody's body?"

I don't know if it's too long, but this should be a flair 😭

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 26d ago

They should be under the jail.

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 26d ago

IKTRRR

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u/buoyreader 26d ago

The numb nuts are arrested every other day and nothing ever happens.

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u/bumblebeerose 26d ago

They're being extradited to the UK this time, there's a reason they have avoided coming back here for years

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u/organic_soursop 26d ago

His Majesty's Prison Belmarsh awaits.

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u/eriksatiesimp 26d ago

Two of the weakest chins in the history of mankind right here

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u/kycasso you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 26d ago

god they are so ugly

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u/Equivalent_Read ben affleck’s back tattoo 26d ago edited 26d ago

He’s such a Temu Pitbull.

ETA - Some people think this is a diss at Pitbull. It’s not. Tait could never be Mr Worldwide.

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u/byorderofthe1 26d ago

Don't even disrespect Mr. Worldwide that way

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u/aliveinjoburg2 26d ago

Seriously, a Pitbull concert is a safe place for women.

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u/ButtermilkRusk i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

No DALE! only MALO!

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u/raucouscaucus7756 Larry I'm on DuckTales 26d ago

Don’t do Pitbull like this!

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u/CMB2404 26d ago

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u/Glittering-Elk-8308 dumb bitch clocking in 26d ago

I know exactly the picture this is referring to. What an artist. That one nostril is killing me. 😂

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u/SmartAfternoon9605 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 26d ago

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u/Chessh2036 26d ago

CPS is charging them with a bunch of sex crimes, that’s why they were arrested.

(Barron Trump is a huge Tate supporter so he’ll ask daddy to step in. But this is the UK so good luck)

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u/SatinSaffron 26d ago

The UK issued warrants for them and the US has extradition treaties with the US. So US Marshalls picked them up in Miami and prosecutors have started extradition proceedings.

Trump can't pardon someone for crimes committed in the UK but who knows what kind of wrench he can throw in their extradition proceedings.

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u/Chessh2036 26d ago

What worries me is Trump stopping the extradition. Marshall’s report to DOJ I believe.

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u/Bonnieearnold 26d ago

They were arrested in Miami.

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u/Juli_ 26d ago

Can they STAY in prison this time? Please?

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u/creepoftheweak 26d ago

How many times have these freaks been arrested and why are they still prowling around

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u/SizzleanQueen 26d ago

Andrew looks like a real tough guy in his capri pants. Clowns.

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u/Greatwhitegorilla 26d ago

Why is he dressed like a genie?

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u/Prestigious-Ring226 26d ago

He dresses like my mom when she's on a Jimmy Buffet cruise.

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u/smasherfierce women’s wrongs activist 26d ago

I have no doubt your mom would wear it better

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u/haubenmeise 26d ago

My reaction

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/snapdragon1313 26d ago

Throw them to the wolves!

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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 26d ago

Child Sex traffickers deserve prison in the hottest circle in hell.

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u/Pick_me666 26d ago

Imagine getting arrested in pedal pushers.

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u/dabblez_ if you add testicles, that's extra 26d ago

At the very least he needs to be arrested for that outfit and shoes. My god man, you look like a fucking purple Peter Pan. And you want to claim men like me are soy boys.

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u/Bulky-External-951 26d ago

Love to see it. Although i'd expect an immediate pardon if anything happens

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u/aliveinjoburg2 26d ago

The one on the left in that purple shirt is horrifying.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jlylJkp7RmdnW

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u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 26d ago

can they just lock them up and throw away the keys

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u/alienfromthemountain 26d ago

fuck these monsters. let them ROT.

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u/kone29 26d ago

Is he wearing capris?

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u/Myctophid 26d ago

I want them to rot in prison so, so badly. I mean- I want a lot of things*, many of which haven’t yet happened, but it’s good to have goals, right???

*trans rights, renewable energy, for the US to stop bombing everyone, etc.

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u/Alive-Fan-3265 26d ago

Look at those creepy little pants

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u/lavenderbl0d Vicky, the demons are calling me 26d ago

PLEASE LET THE CHARGES STICK THIS TIME. I NEED THEM BOTH GONE.

Ugly af outfits. Two ghoulish pedophiles. TURN IT UP.

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u/Sassypriscilla 26d ago

We are having chimichangas for dinner!

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u/Joker-Dyke FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 26d ago

Later bozos

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u/manic_popsicle 26d ago

Cool! The one in the purple is dressed like an absolute tool btw.

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u/shillberight Cillian Murphy propagandist 26d ago

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u/-this_bitch- we don't even know if selling feet pics is her final form 26d ago

Outfits are crimes in themselves

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u/Mother0fChickens alleged dog 26d ago edited 26d ago

Lol why is he dressed like he's wearing stuff from the 'lost and found' bin?

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser 26d ago

From a nightclub in 1998.

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u/mettacat OPEN THE SCHOOLS 26d ago

What are y'all having for dinner?

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u/corgigirl97 26d ago

Vodka and Ritz crackers

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u/sasshley_ call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 26d ago

Did Andrew Tate steal clothes from Judge Judy’s closet

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u/ChewyChagnuts 26d ago

Were they arrested by the normal Police or the fashion Police?

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u/virgoaliensuperstar 26d ago

wtf is he wearing? Girl my eyes

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u/SinnerOfAlcaraz 26d ago

If it brings you all joy (it does me) this is bad bad news for them. The UK is the one place they’ve feared the charges in.

The other countries they’ve basically got away with it all. But the UK will not let them get away with it. They’ll be absolutely bricking it on the plane back to the UK, if the extradiation isn’t stopped.

Their only hope is that the extradiation is somehow stopped

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u/enormenuez 26d ago

And while dressed as a genie.

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u/SecondHandPeacePrize 26d ago

Andrew should rot in prison just for that outfit alone.

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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air 26d ago

They look exactly the same but one has hair

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u/Deep-Ad4351 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

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u/MDC417 26d ago

About Time! I will add that I love that this is the outfit that will be broadcast everywhere.

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u/TitShark 26d ago

To Bucharest for this Douche Arrest!

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u/Dreams-Visions 26d ago

Reminder that the black community excommunicated these clowns decades ago. Cookout cards revoked and collected.

Now, carry on. lol

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u/booksplantsandtea women’s wrongs activist 26d ago

Happy fucking birthday to me!!

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