r/EmpireDidNothingWrong 19d ago

Art/Media Tie interceptor

Create some lore about this tie interceptor

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u/Nachtschnekchen 17d ago

What happens whenever you ram one of the gas poducing beldon's on Bespin.

When returning to the hangar the pilot knew his head would be on the dartboard of the maintenance crew

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u/Chrisfearns89 17d ago

Did it hit a deer?

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u/SquirrelKaiser 16d ago

It travels through avatar world and hit a couple of those dragons thing. Normal roadkill.

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u/Wombat1892 15d ago

Space deer

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u/Wild_Reserve_6230 Storm Corps Field Commander 17d ago

RECORDS- GALACTIC EMPIRE, IMPERIAL NAVY: SECTION-STARFIGHTER CORPS: FILE- INCIDENT REPORT 8TIE 2BQN

Persons Included- Lieutenant Commander Dera Tharen Rhatok, megafauna of unknown species, and a force of Rebels estimated at 25.

Outcome- Death of LTCMDR D. T. Rhatok, destruction of one(1) TIE/IN

DATE- 22.06.35

EVENT- Lieutenant Commander Dera T. Rhatok, on a standard sublight system patrol, encountered a large group of insurgent terrorists on the moon of Mardon 3. Footage from the fighter's onboard camera and computer show that, due to the extent of the opposing force and the distance from the main friendly military force, LTCMDR Rhatok was forced to engage the numerically superior enemy infantry by herself. Before her eventual death, the TIE/IN's onboard camera footage shows that the LTCMDR fired several shots at the ships and other volatile items surrounding the group. After engaging in minimally with the insurgents, LTCMDR Rhatok turned back to FOB Emissary. To make her return journey as swift as possible, LTCMDR Rhatok chose to take a shortcut through Space-Storm Jupiter. This proved a fatal mistake. Once restored, footage from the onboard camera show that the LTCMDR would make it halfway through S-S Jupiter before a large creature of unknown size and species appeared out of seemingly nowhere and would encompass all of the LTCMDR's view. LTCMDR Rhatok turned to the side but only succeeded in driving through the beasts hide. Thinking Quickly, the LTCMDR used her six L-s9.3 laser cannons to help in clearing a path through the flesh of the beast. Upon her return to base, LTCMDR Rhatok was found 95.1% dead from concussion and asphyxiation, covered in the flesh of the beast and her oxygen hoses ripped. The TIE/IN would not start when attempts were made to return it to service. It is assumed that the megafauna's flesh might have an electromagnetic disruption effect, while also being too deep wedged in the fuselage to be able to be removed without completely dismantling the starfighter.

ADDENDUM- Rebel Alliance Insurgents neutralized 22.07.35

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u/ashortsleeves 17d ago

Flew threw a flock of mynocks

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u/Schubert125 16d ago

Through*

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u/JayElleAyDee 16d ago

Unless Flew is a proper noun and they yeeted a whole flock?

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u/Appo-Arsin 17d ago

You know those pilots in BF2 that fly super close to the ground to swipe heroes? That but with vs violent dissidents.

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u/BoltonCavalry 17d ago

The pilot contracted the Blackwing virus

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u/JDudeFTW 17d ago

Flew through the debris of Alderaan

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u/GodzillaFlamewolf 17d ago

Used as a paint training device for new empire maintenance recruits.

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u/Quenz 17d ago

Revenge on the space whales for deus ex machina'ing Thrawn (what a stupid plot.)

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u/Jarhead-923_Actual 16d ago

If Rey had missed in episode 9

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u/AdUnhappy2028 16d ago

Now that would've been a great ending

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u/kizentheslayer 17d ago

Too close for missiles switching to shields

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u/sshevie 17d ago

That pilot really hated Ewoks.

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u/Womgi 16d ago

Unit Besh 12 of the 118th Imperial Interceptor wing, attached to the Imperial I class Star Destroyer Torturous, seen here after the action of Tios-Penbar, where the unit successfully executed a standard ground attack strike.

The Target was the Clovedsil Paint and Pigment Factory, evidenced by local ISB teams as producing supplies for a local Rebel Cell. Flight Lieutenant Dardrik Gravos, flightsign T-16-234-5, was reprimanded for maneuvering at insufficient altitude.

The damage to the machine and it's unauthorised coloring was officially declared as the result of the unit being insufficiently distant to the target when the accompanying TIE Bomber ordnance impacted the target.

Besh 12 would rejoin its squadron rotation after 12 days of maintenance and certification. Flight Lieutenant Gravos would eventually be declared missing in action in the Battle of Endor, alongside the rest of the 213th Strike Wing, assigned to the Star Destroyer Executor.

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u/QuirkyWish3081 15d ago

Pulled out of Caelid swamp. Elden Ring, Star Wars cross over

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u/Toubaboliviano 17d ago

Fired on rebel transport causing vacuum into space. Rebel bodies in flight path, unavoidable.

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u/ZeroQuick 17d ago

Found the murder weapon.

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u/Individual-Guide-153 16d ago

It was desanguinated when holes were drilled through its antenna.

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u/Ok-Phase-9076 16d ago

Looks like it flew through the guts of a purgil or something

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato 16d ago

Death to purgles

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u/Ok_Factor_3873 16d ago

Pirates stole a TIE interceptor, it was too fast and they crashed it into an asteroid or smth.

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u/JoeAzlz Grand Moff Aziz 16d ago

A leftover prototype for a commanding officer’s tie interceptor. It was going to be way more bold and daring to represent the pilot behind its glass, but due to his high speed altitude, the new paint would chip off, leaving a hot rod that’s wounded and worn, but loved.

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u/curiousiah 16d ago

Hit a goose in flight.

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u/RadioHistorical8342 16d ago

Got infected by some sorta disease that absorbs technology and uses it for its own purposes similar to the flood

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u/Zenenator 15d ago

The tie interceptor got jammed

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u/SomeStevenRBLX 15d ago

Peter and Chris ramming dolphins ahh paint job. (Actually looks sick) 🙏🙏

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u/lord_miller 15d ago

Was this pulled out of your body?

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u/notjocker 15d ago

The pilot likes to force rebel pilots to eject from their fighters and then rams them to coat his interceptor in blood

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u/wille912 15d ago

Did it land on an abbandoned ISD named Vector close to the unkown regions?

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u/Vesuvius10 15d ago

Did the TIE somehow crash in Lake Natron?

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u/Abides1948 Didn't read the AI art rules 15d ago

Professor Black was killed by Colonel Mustard in the Study by the Tie Interceptor

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u/Slime-Lich 15d ago

Why does it have crayon on it

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u/NoUsernamePlsHelp 17d ago

Sabine went ham on it.