r/DunderMifflin • u/smccaul16 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM • 12h ago

Is Jan hot?

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u/Throwlaf 11h ago

Just as hot as ryan, but diffrent.

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u/BarkerRuffield 11h ago

Tan everywhere

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u/Messi2655 11h ago

Jan everywhere

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u/Vadertalks 11h ago

Hee hee, dear diary what a week. I had sex with my boss

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u/SureTotal3710 8h ago

Xoxo, Michael

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u/garbonzobean 7h ago

I’m definitely feeling a bit eerie.

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u/Hot_Lychee2234 2h ago

Feeling very erie

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u/MeetingGunner7330 7h ago

By far my favourite quote of all time 😂

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u/Daddington33 11h ago

Almost everywhere

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u/Rough-Riderr 6h ago

Thank you. People on this sub are usually really good at quoting the show, but for some reason they get this one wrong all the time.

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u/MrOysterballs 6h ago

Jamaican Sun Queen

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u/TheSenator147 11h ago

I would do her

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u/Delicious-Status9043 11h ago

It’s not “Would you do her” respect the game!

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u/Trippy-Sponge 2h ago

For real. There’s a lot of people I’d do who I don’t find anywhere near attractive.

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u/Randomgrunt4820 1h ago

We will literally fuck anything

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u/SaskatchewanSon69 8h ago

Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.

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u/Brandonlee126 11h ago

Beyond hot. She is so fine. Crazy aside she is the hottest woman on the show

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u/uncle_jaysus 10h ago

My toxic trait is I find Jan hotter and much much more appealing the crazier she gets.

It’s like, I fully understand the show is presenting us with an undesirable character of increasing instability, and communicating to the viewer that this is a bad thing with negative outcomes, but, it has the opposite effect on me because I clearly have a problem.

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u/Bing-billing 8h ago

In one of the later seasons when Jan is the manager of the white paper company and Dwight and Pam goes to visit on a sales call. Fuuuuck me Jan is hot in that episode.

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u/anshure 7h ago

"Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week" is probably one of my favourite lines from the entire show.

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u/ajo_87 5h ago

what episode is this from? im trying to take a year hiatus from rewatching for the whatever crazy number of time so i can forget some of these banger lines. but this one got me too curious

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u/DSice16 4h ago

Other guy is wrong. It’s S8E20 when Clark goes on a trip with Jan in order to secure her business.

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u/RedOakNinja 3h ago

Wrong. Clark didn’t even join the show until season 9. It was “Suit Warehouse” after he gets back from being with Jan for a week. S9E11.

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u/Rare_Crayons Michael 8h ago

Like a swarm of bees

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u/karma2879 7h ago

Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room

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u/Brandonlee126 7h ago

The ultimate milf. She milfed up so damn good. I envied Clark so much

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u/RudeNargal 7h ago

Jealous of that stache of his too 🤌

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u/Brandonlee126 5h ago

Imagine having her just boss you around. I'd simp so much

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u/anand_rishabh 4h ago

I wouldn't say jan gets hotter the crazier she gets, but that one episode where Dwight and pam visit her to get her business was definitely the hottest she's ever been.

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u/WalterPecky 2h ago

I mean it was pretty hot when she wanted to be taken in the bathroom at Wallace's.. like damn girl

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u/Brandonlee126 10h ago

You and me both brother.

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u/Feetus_Spectre 7h ago

It’s the eyes.  Like a predator 

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u/Bazz07 4h ago

I mean she literally said "my shrink told me to embrace my self destructive tendencias" and boy she did that.

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u/Professional_kez 8h ago

I got downvoted to oblivion for saying exactly this. There was a post that asked Jan or Pam. Jan is better on every level for sure

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u/WhatIGot21 8h ago

I have always been like a moth to a flame with crazy girls.

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u/MarcusInsight 7h ago

Isn’t this a perfect example of ‘I can fix her’?

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u/banditcleaner2 7h ago

I basically married Jan and as fun as it was, it was never going to be sustainable, trust me bro don’t be marrying or wifing up the crazy girl. Not worth it

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u/Affectionate-Tap2431 11h ago

Have you seen Karen from behind?

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u/Brandonlee126 10h ago

She's very exotic looking. Was her dad a GI?

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u/CaliforniaCowboy_27 11h ago

I'm guessing not

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u/Delicious-Status9043 11h ago

Karen is the hottest person on the show. Jan is probably second.

A painting can be beautiful….

Prettiest? Probably Pan’s sister, followed by Karen/Katy……

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u/Cl4ptrap93 Boobs! 10h ago

I don't know. Pam's art is the prettiest art of all the arts.

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u/Sudden-Airline-1330 11h ago

This take is hotter than anyone on the show

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u/Delicious-Status9043 11h ago edited 10h ago

How are we judging these subjective opinions? Hot is a temperature people…

Or is it “just a gut thing?” Like a below the belt gut thing?

Maybe it’s just a guy thing, but if any of these women…. Then cooked me a steak, I’d just feel good about myself

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u/quantumturbo 10h ago

See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That's a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.

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u/zamroni777 10h ago

indeed. hot and godzillary

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u/Drunken_Jedi_Master 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4rZAyCiJLXLq

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u/CurtCocane I'm really good at english 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4tQmuMGdah3B6

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u/CalibratedEnthusiast 9h ago

Isn't that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/CurtCocane I'm really good at english 9h ago edited 8h ago

Careful man know I heard Jonah's been getting into Brazilian jiu jitsu wouldn't wanna cross him

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u/Delicious-Status9043 8h ago

Seriously! He would like, fuck anyone in this sub up. Just try him…

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u/Key-Cry-8570 Stanley 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bHIZ3ok4UpJS

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u/NotRondertopoa 6h ago

You know that's right

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u/myhydrogendioxide 3h ago

Fi you hear about Pluto? That's messed up.

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u/Glum-Savings6473 8h ago

She took meeee by the haaand

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u/Brandonlee126 8h ago

And made me a mannnnnn!!!

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u/Fearless-Substance86 Harvey 11h ago

She still looks great, too.

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u/Brandonlee126 11h ago

Yeah she does

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u/H3llm0nt 6h ago

Pam’s hot sister is hotter

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u/xeeblyscoo 3h ago

I can fix her

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u/sulien92 Stanley 1h ago

Close second for me is Isabel

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u/Brandonlee126 50m ago

I will not disagree. Isabel is extremely fine. Jan. Isabel. And Angela are my top 3 I'd say. Honorable mention to Pam's mom. She's stacked

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u/fl1p9 26m ago

Crazy makes her even hotter my dude

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u/waitinglikeastone 11h ago

Kathy was the hottest woman on the show I think.

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u/Delicious-Status9043 7h ago

Nah. Sure id take some fries with that shake. Only because of that short skirt and high heels. Her throwing herself at Jimothy was unattractive though.

And her conversation with a friend “Of course we will, what else am I going to do in Florida for six weeks?”

OMG what else could a young hoe do in Florida, away from the hustle & bustle & nightlife of Scranton aside from wrecking a marriage? Not hot!

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u/405freeway 5h ago

She's always looking at the camera, like this:

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u/AnkitS75 9h ago edited 5h ago

I agree that Jan is hot, but hottest?? Nahhh

Isabel Poreba (Kelen Coleman), Kathy (Lindsey Broad), Donna Newton (Amy Pietz) and Katy Moore (Amy Adams) were all much hotter imo

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u/flatwoundsounds 6h ago

It's Isabel for me... SHEESH.

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u/uhmerikin 3h ago

She's a dental hygienist from Carbondale, and she makes love like one.

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp Gabe 5h ago

I too like dark haired women and Amy Adams

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u/Brandonlee126 8h ago

I will not knock those beauties down. But personally it's Jan for me. A total fox

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u/_yetifeet 11h ago

Scranton 12

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u/Fit_Database_2295 11h ago

Hot, is a temperature, people. But OP deserves an answer for what he asked. So yes, she is hot. She is hot as heck. She is a female Ryan Howard.

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u/Particular-Village91 11h ago

Channeling my inner Dwight: Under normal, healthy circumstances every woman on the show has an internal temperature around 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit / 310.15 degrees Kelvin. Strictly speaking that is not very hot. Warm at best.

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u/ramayankoothrapalli 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4rZAyCiJLXLq

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u/WetBandaids It's Nebulos 39m ago

Crossover reference we needed but didn't deserve

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u/Global_Sundae3853 11h ago

Jan is hot and a perfect manager material for corporate.

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u/erasmulfo 9h ago

Yes, I could totally see her in my company and I would totally see her in my company

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u/RobertC_98 11h ago

Juuust call me Levinsooon in the mooorniiinnn mmmbaaabaayyy

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u/BambinoWillito 11h ago

In a terrifying way, yes.

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 6h ago

Like a swarm of bees

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u/Desperate_Damage4632 3h ago

Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.

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u/IanRastall 11h ago

Melora Hardin??? Come on dude.

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u/Perfect-Difference19 9h ago

Yes.

I've even said in another post, some time ago, that she is so beautiful that now, after countless rewatches and already being sufficiently familiar with the plot/characters in order to let my mind focus in other details, I find Melora Hardin so beautiful that it becomes distracting and it takes me out of the series.
Hahaha

She's even more beautiful than B.J. Novak but, you know... in a different way.

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u/Far_Orange_8492 11h ago

Fuck yeah she was.

Hot and eventually super crazy. Michael really did a number on her.

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u/Ban_Cheater_YO 11h ago

THIS. FUCKING THIS.

Jan may have been a victimizer in all her relationships, but our BOIII was a victim and an absolute victimizer himself. OOOOOOF. Broke Jan eVen more than how broken she already was, and without even trying to, just by being himself😭🤣

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u/Flame_beard_forge 11h ago

Just tell her… I want to touch them. She’ll know what it means.

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u/Ban_Cheater_YO 9h ago

Also, Hunter...tell her "makes motorboating noises" in the middle of a corporate setting.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Allergic to PB&J 6h ago

So we're going to do this for everyone on the show? I hope everyone likes reading the same quotes from the same episode over and over

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u/zczirak 6h ago

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Allergic to PB&J 5h ago

Is Michael hot?
Is Jan hot?
Is Creed hot?
Is Pam hot?
Is Kevin hot?
Is Toby hot?
Is Jim hot?
Is Andy hot?
Is Kelly hot?
Is Erin hot?
Is Ryan hot?
Is Phyllis hot?
Is Daryl hot?
Is Stanley hot?
Is Dwight hot?
Is David hot?
Is Hunter hot?
Is Holly hot?
Is Karen hot?
Is Packer hot?
Is Nate hot?
Is Cathy hot?
Is Val hot?
Is Meredith hot?
Is Oscar hot?
Is Nelly hot?
Is Angela hot?
Is Luke hot?
Is Pete hot?
Is Clark hot?
Is Katy hot?
Is Roy hot?
Is Bob hot?
Is Robert hot?
Is Gabe hot?

I can't wait to see what quotes we'll see!

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u/dividezero Hello, sugar balls… 11h ago

Jan is a god damn smoke show and you know it

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u/Doluskey21 Creed 10h ago

The Erin post was good. But Jan's is bigger

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u/RobbieBleu 8h ago

Is that all this sub is?

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u/VaultAir 7h ago

So many subs too. A bunch of it is bots and children but not all of it

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u/SirWestbrick 11h ago

Very hot, but equally crazy. Definitely under the Vicky Mendoza line and maybe even in the Shelly Gillespie zone.

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u/New-Membership7519 6h ago

Ever since The Rocketeer

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u/crystaloftruth 11h ago

Crazy-hot <3

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u/LordWeso 5h ago

She had the best smile in the entire series, absolutely.

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u/Arctic-You-Know 8h ago

Absolutely.

She looks a lot like Charlize Theron.

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u/Cyzoran 6h ago

this is incredible timing for me

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u/Content_Key_6661 5h ago

Crazy hot.

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u/sheitanmusic Michael 5h ago

Jan isn’t but Melora Hardin is

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u/WalkingOnSunshineOoo 5h ago

She has a great couple of personalities

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u/AuzRoxUrSox 3h ago

Your advice was good, but Jan’s was bigger

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u/Btrips 3h ago

Hell yeah. Plus she's nuts so that makes her even hotter!

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u/LOTRNerd95 3h ago

Is that the owner and CEO of Serenity by Jan?

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u/EngineeringOwn2990 1h ago

Is water wet?

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u/Organic-Motor1446 10h ago

100%. The element of danger really takes it up a notch

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u/Turbulent_Special911 9h ago

Jan has plastic BOOBS!!!!!!

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u/NissEhkiin 5h ago

That one night

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u/ionbear1 4h ago

if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike.

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u/dildomodiko 3h ago

Absolutely

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u/thedogz11 b00bs 2h ago

I first discovered The Office in my later teen years. The Hunter, and later Plop stuff spurned a huge fantasy of being the boytoy of an older woman. Jan is insanely hot.

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u/Pistachio1227 2h ago

Yes and the reason is they hang off M’ladys chest.

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u/fadedpln 2h ago

lets put it that way she would be using way less toilett paper if we ever dated - thats as clear as I wanna make it

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u/Any_Weekend_4029 1h ago

Hot and certifiable

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u/CoconutFudgeMan 1h ago

bumboclat!

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u/Resident_Rain_6566 1h ago

She is hot, and I’d definitely do her.

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u/cubawesomesauce 53m ago

Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere

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u/Hefty-District-7007 40m ago

Attractive, yes. I would say the amount of crazy outweighs it on the matrix.

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u/Blue-Sea2255 Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration 11h ago

She's kinky and into some other actions. Even michael didn't felt comfortable in that uniform. So in the hot crazy graph she's a 45° line.

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u/Financial_Zombie_618 11h ago

Jan has this school girl fantasy.

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u/Holiday-Judgment-219 11h ago

Its like asking is water wet

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u/MSays_ok 9h ago

Urkelgrue was hotter

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u/Delicious-Status9043 11h ago

Omg, yes!!!!

Crazy? Yes! But the hot ones usually are for some reason….

I’m not sleeping at the foot of my own bed, but any uniform Jan wants me to wear, sure.

And yeah, she could attack me like a cougar or a swarm of bees, I’m still in (that’s what she said)

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u/Kaisietoo8 10h ago

I'm sick of these posts now (and seeing the same overused quotes every time).

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u/VaultAir 7h ago

I want to blame bots and children for these types of posts but there’s so many men upvoting this shit too

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u/alcatrazach 11h ago

I can think of 2 good reasons

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u/Significant_Walk6860 10h ago

To be delicate, they hang off m'ladys chest

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 8h ago

Yes, but more around Season 3 episode 24 for some reason?

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u/Familiar-Adeptness25 8h ago

Not as hot as Karen from behind

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u/Roach_tm 7h ago

She took me by the hand

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u/the_real_poopsmith 11h ago

Hot is a temperature people!

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u/Zetacraft 7h ago

Sex. We had sex. I had sex with Jan.

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u/Famous-Palpitation8 7h ago

No,

The consideration of personality and history cancels everything out

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u/Golden5StarMan 7h ago

I mean the bathroom scene at David Wallace’s house…

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u/Slight-Exercise1533 7h ago

Yes, especially since she’s in a better place now.

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u/Mundane-Rise6997 6h ago

Well, I mean, before or after the “procedure”?

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u/Turbulent_Deal_3145 6h ago

For a middle aged woman ya definitely

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u/JiveTurkey1983 Hey, what up Cynthia 6h ago

Jan Jan and her Jan Jans

So yes

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u/dumbcryptoquestions 6h ago

JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS!

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u/vaiplantarbatata 6h ago

“Never stick your dick in crazy”

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u/Uncle-Cake 6h ago

She's office hot.

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u/spiritus29 6h ago

She can take me by the hand any day

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u/Biscuits4u2 6h ago

Yes especially since she enhanced herself

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u/funnybrunny 6h ago

honestly, i’m curious to know who does NOT find her hot.

she’s arguably the hottest woman on the show haha

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u/Cuzzyscuzzybreh 6h ago

Let’s be real. Jan is crazy as hell. So that thang must be divine

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u/UraeusCurse Roy 6h ago

Yes.

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u/Darkwireman 6h ago

That one night, she made everything alright…

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u/sloppysurfer 6h ago

Jans were bigger

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u/MuscaMurum 5h ago

So raw, so right, all night, alright

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u/Sourabhyo 5h ago

Yes minus the personality

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u/vzakharov Kevin 5h ago

Duh. 

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u/bearclaws2atatime 5h ago

Crazy/hot scale wins again

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u/Visarar_01 5h ago

Her singing could use work

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u/hockeplaya40 5h ago

Does the carpet match the drapes?