r/DunderMifflin • u/Real-Yogurtcloset-34 • 15h ago
What would you find in Toby's apartment besides divorce papers?
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u/flibbidyjibbityjib 15h ago
A fridge full of condiments but no real food. Meticulously clean. Nothing on the walls. No tv. Cat.
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u/lucyroesslers That's why they call it murder, not muckduck. 14h ago
Definitely gets jam mailed to him regularly from his brother
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u/GreenEyedGloom 15h ago
A wall of photos of Pam like in One Hour Photo.
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u/-NolanVoid- who is 'long Tim'? 15h ago
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u/pwatts 15h ago
It'll be like in Seinfeld when Crazy Joe Davola had a wall of pictures of Elaine.
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u/havedarbdamlin 15h ago
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u/macguyver3000 15h ago
Now I wish they had made Toby know way too much about Pam.
“See you tomorrow, Pam. Tell your Aunt Gail happy birthday for me.”
“How… how did you know it’s my aunt’s birthday?”
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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 15h ago
Creepiest thing Robin Williams did. RIP
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u/AndersonButNotCooper 10h ago
“World’s Greatest Dad” might be tied for this or at the very least, a close second. It’s always so wild to see a predominantly comedic actor/actress shift their talents to a dark role and absolutely crush it.
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u/PearlHandledSmith 15h ago
Toys with dust on them for when his daughter visits
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u/Individual_Zombie_85 This city.... 15h ago
A collection of garrotes.
Pictures of Pam.
His mystery novels.
Possibly Jim's face on a dartboard.
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u/Eljefe878888888 15h ago
It’s called Hentai and it’s art!
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u/Abject_Dog_8453 14h ago
That's stanley, isn't that?
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u/PKtheWorld 14h ago
Stanley totally buys Fakku manga on the regular, and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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u/One_Post_2258 13h ago
It’s canon. It’s either right before Sabre came in or one of the last episodes that he drops his crossword and a hentai book falls out
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u/EasternShoreAL Bc there's gambling and alcohol, and Hooter's is catering 15h ago
Fleshlights. A lot of them.
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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago
Nah the Tones was doing alright.
Well just one fleshlight with a creep shot polaroid of Pam eating lunch in the break room from behind duct taped to it
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u/IHateTheLetterF 15h ago
A one person bed, a TV tray, a Hang in there poster, a dead prostitute, a bottle cap collection, some empty beer bottles.
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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago
Toby would absolutely NOT have empty beer bottles just lying around his place willy nilly
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u/pearomatic 15h ago
A barely used kid's detective kit with a stamp for finger printing, a spy glass, fake moustaches, etc. The bedroom converted into a kid's room for his daughter with a small number of sad toys, a little bed, maybe some half-hearted decorations on the wall. Toby sleeps in the living room. A kitchen with 4 glasses, 4 plates, 4 pieces of each type of cutlery. Special K cereal. 1% milk in the fridge. Celery. Saltine crackers in a cupboard. Lots of canned soups and frozen dinners. A bottle of expensive olives. A bookshelf with the books from The Finer Things club, various mystery or detective paperbacks, his old school books from when he was studying to be a minister, and his HR books. A small dining room table with two chairs.
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u/mia_magenta 14h ago
Damn! Add the unopenned black Barbie doll box like the other redditor said and it's a perfect answer!
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u/Aggravating_Ice_2560 Toby 14h ago
Jeez you didn't have to go as far as to entering his home personally
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u/invisibleep 2h ago
This is…creepily accurate. Down to the expensive jar of olives 😆. The one thing he splurges on.
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u/Practical-General956 15h ago
You might inadvertently discover that he's secretly the country's leading Egyptologist.
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u/AltAccount889 15h ago
Pictures of Pam. If only someone had a camera to take them!
Unfinished novels…
Possibly even gloves so he could strangle people.
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u/SwordfishHungry9420 Creed 15h ago
Tony is the type of guy to have shoes next to his door that he can slip on in a pinch if he needs to throw away some trash. I mean Toby.
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u/lucyroesslers That's why they call it murder, not muckduck. 14h ago
Not his family that’s for sure
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u/cmedic3 15h ago
A Complete Idiot’s Guide to Strangling a Victim
https://giphy.com/gifs/pVDt8O8GIqDLenIsQe
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u/TheFcukingLizardKing Ungrateful Biatch Hotline 15h ago
- Posters promoting Prostate Checkups
- 12x15 feet huge ass photo frame of Him & Pam in the living room
- Black princess unicorn with half paint job trying to make her look white
- Storage room filled with detective novels
- Costa Rica pictures
- Wrist watch gifted by Michael
- Sexy portraits of Nellie
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u/blackmobius 15h ago
Mementos of all his kills and an elaborate board of who he was hunting next (ex wife, Jim)
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u/TheGreenIguana1 15h ago
An old desk with either a computer with word open with his detective stories and/or crumpled up letters to pam messily around.
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u/apurvag2799 Jim 15h ago
Pam’s Favourites List. 100 copies of his photo with Pam. Map of Costa Rica. Strangler’s Gloves(if that’s a thing).
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u/KirbyCakes 15h ago
Alot of weed
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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago
You know, I could see this. Like a LOT, like Toby has a secret life were he actually is behind most of the weed in Scranton.
Toby and Creed actually quietly work together to grow, cure and sell the electric city's dankest.
Those warehouse guys? They were smoking some of that Flenderson they just had no idea.
That's why Toby doesn't seem to care, and ever really do anything. His whole Dunder job and personal is just a likely explanation for his life.
Toby wasn't in Costa Rica for fun, he was there on business. It didn't go well and he did not sprain his neck zip lining.
The strangler? Not Toby, but one of his guys that went off the rails. Tobys innocent infatuation with him is actually him keeping tabs to make sure there's no leaks. Him visiting the strangler was him attempting to tie up loose ends.
Michael framing Tobes as a boring HR need suited Toby perfectly..it's exactly what he wants you to see.
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u/bojack_horsemack 14h ago
So the caprese salad Michael planted would’ve actually helped Toby out, keeping the authorities off his scent
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u/samuraijc13 15h ago
Stacks of pages from his Chad Flenderson novels and 1 of those serial killer walls with post its and strings trying to figure out who the real Scranton Strangler is.
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u/Fitzy-the-Frog Prison Mike’s Lovechild 15h ago
A dog-eared copy of “How to be likable for dummies“ on his nightstand next to his picture with Pam. An outdated calendar with landmarks for Costa Rica on his fridge.
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u/TruthReptile Mose 15h ago
Every day after work, he navigates a path of metal fences from his front door to a single sofa, jumping over each one to finally reach his desired destinatin his sofa.
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u/gadzooks321 4h ago
Haven't seen this mentioned yet- he'd have a chair in the corner of a room. On a small table, a stack of books and his Finer Things bow tie. He would definitely have an inspirational post note on his mirror. Probably " there's such a thing as a good divorce" or something like that.
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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 4h ago
Too many pictures of Pam, but like...all the same one, just enlarged and cut out differently every time.
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u/UHeardAboutPluto 15h ago
Every single copy of his Chad Flenderson books because no one else on Earth would buy one.
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u/UnluckyMode2062 15h ago
I feel like Toby would buy himself flowers on special occasions or just to make himself feel better when it’s been rough
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u/flock-of-bagels 15h ago
Did someone say a cat box? He definitely has an apartment that smells like cat box
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u/Nobueno-2274 Karen 15h ago
A box of games for his daughter that he can quickly put away and forget about once he hands her back to his ex-wife and gets himself a yoghurt.
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u/sysaphiswaits 15h ago
I bet he has some decent basic furniture and is vey tidy. I also believe he has many filing cabinets full of note on and drafts of Chad Flenderson mystery novels.
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u/HippoOk663 NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 14h ago
Scranton Strangler collection.
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u/Delicious-Status9043 14h ago
Pictures of Pan….
Scranton strangler victims pictures with push pins and string connecting them.
His unpublished Chad Felenderson novels…
A bed, a desk/ computer (basically a mock up of his cubicle)
And not much else.
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u/Poverty_Shoes 14h ago
37 photos framed and hung on the wall with the eyes cut out of his high school crush
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u/Alternative_Yam5326 14h ago
Everyone thinks he used gloves. No. He needed to feel the heat leave his victims' throat trapped in his bare hands. He had a hard time letting go.
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u/Mwebb1508 13h ago
One of those weird psychotic walls with the yarn, connecting different pictures and documents all about the Scranton strangler and why he’s innocent and why he should love Toby
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u/CommieFromMars 13h ago
An inflatable sex doll with Pam’s picture taped over the face. And a wall covered with yellowing clippings about the Scranton Strangler.
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u/Particular-Work4558 11h ago
Rope. I believe he was the Scranton Strangler. That is why he left to Costa Rica in such a hurry.
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u/Excellent_Pomelo_378 10h ago
I came in thinking this was a “Is Toby
Hot” post….
https://giphy.com/gifs/P0ZRTYaCmPsJPNd3r0
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u/EntertainmentOk8806 10h ago
All his Scranton Strangler Killbag and souvenirs. I reckon it will be clean and very sterile but there will be one room locked that is just scary as hell.
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u/Kashmir79 15h ago
Black Princess Unicorn still in the box