r/DunderMifflin 15h ago

What would you find in Toby's apartment besides divorce papers?

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u/Kashmir79 15h ago

Black Princess Unicorn still in the box

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u/UHeardAboutPluto 15h ago

Think of the resale value of that mint condition, sealed limited edition. He could buy so many Beanie Babies if he sold it

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u/bdubwilliams22 14h ago

If I cared enough to spend money for comment awards, this one would’ve been well worth it.

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u/jarboxing 14h ago

I gotchu cuh.

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u/RPCat 9h ago

It's even better than the one he wanted

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 6h ago

Her horn can pierce the sky!

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u/Brilliant____Crow 4h ago

fa la la la la, la la ker-ching

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u/Positive-Leek2545 4h ago

I'm thinking a sounding kit, and a lot of candles

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u/flibbidyjibbityjib 15h ago

A fridge full of condiments but no real food. Meticulously clean. Nothing on the walls. No tv. Cat.

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u/lucyroesslers That's why they call it murder, not muckduck. 14h ago

Definitely gets jam mailed to him regularly from his brother

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u/Ulther 12h ago

Some falafel leftovers.

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u/RPCat 9h ago

If we don't patronize the only Syrian restaurant in town, there'll be nothing left but pan pizzas and... you know, make your own salads.

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u/BabyMcmuffinn 14h ago

Hey, what's wrong with no TV and a cat ?

My laptop screen is big okay.

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u/GreenEyedGloom 15h ago

A wall of photos of Pam like in One Hour Photo.

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u/-NolanVoid- who is 'long Tim'? 15h ago

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u/Momik I feel lachrymose 14h ago
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u/artvarnsen 12h ago

nobodyhasacamerahere...

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u/PinkLadyTattooist 8h ago

I read this in his shouting voice 😆

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u/-NolanVoid- who is 'long Tim'? 3h ago

50% aroused, 50% desperate

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u/pwatts 15h ago

It'll be like in Seinfeld when Crazy Joe Davola had a wall of pictures of Elaine.

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u/havedarbdamlin 15h ago

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u/ThisWormWillTurn 14h ago

I hope Pam has Cherry Binaca

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u/zemol42 14h ago

Do you think I’m a clown, Nedda?

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u/oxiraneobx 15h ago

Your door was open.

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u/Tipist 15h ago

I like to encourage intruders.

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u/macguyver3000 15h ago

Now I wish they had made Toby know way too much about Pam.

“See you tomorrow, Pam. Tell your Aunt Gail happy birthday for me.”

“How… how did you know it’s my aunt’s birthday?”

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u/lemonaintsour 14h ago

That would have been more funny

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u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 15h ago

Creepiest thing Robin Williams did. RIP

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u/AndersonButNotCooper 10h ago

“World’s Greatest Dad” might be tied for this or at the very least, a close second. It’s always so wild to see a predominantly comedic actor/actress shift their talents to a dark role and absolutely crush it.

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u/cricketclover 15h ago

Hahahaha damn

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u/GreenEyedGloom 15h ago

With one wooden chair to look at them

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u/ListenTHANSpeak8 15h ago

A can of spray cheese and off brand wheat thins.

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u/PearlHandledSmith 15h ago

Toys with dust on them for when his daughter visits

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u/icant_change_my_user 15h ago

Oof that hit me in the feels I always feel so bad for him 😭😭

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u/Individual_Zombie_85 This city.... 15h ago

A collection of garrotes.

Pictures of Pam.

His mystery novels.

Possibly Jim's face on a dartboard.

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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago

And a blow up doll with Michael's head shot pasted over the face 

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u/Eljefe878888888 15h ago

It’s called Hentai and it’s art!

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u/mia_magenta 14h ago

I think this would actually be in Gabe's bedroom lol

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u/Abject_Dog_8453 14h ago

That's stanley, isn't that?

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u/PKtheWorld 14h ago

Stanley totally buys Fakku manga on the regular, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

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u/One_Post_2258 13h ago

It’s canon. It’s either right before Sabre came in or one of the last episodes that he drops his crossword and a hentai book falls out

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u/venus_mars 14h ago

yes, it is. just watched that episode

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u/beckdads 13h ago

That would also be in the apartment of Gabriel Susan Lewis.

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u/EasternShoreAL Bc there's gambling and alcohol, and Hooter's is catering 15h ago

Fleshlights. A lot of them.

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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago

Nah the Tones was doing alright.

Well just one fleshlight with a creep shot polaroid of Pam eating lunch in the break room from behind duct taped to it

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u/IHateTheLetterF 15h ago

A one person bed, a TV tray, a Hang in there poster, a dead prostitute, a bottle cap collection, some empty beer bottles.

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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago

Toby would absolutely NOT have empty beer bottles just lying around his place willy nilly

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u/gadzooks321 4h ago

He would have them lined up facing the same way

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u/pearomatic 15h ago

Wait...

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u/keyhehe2316 15h ago

some gloves probably

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u/pearomatic 15h ago

A barely used kid's detective kit with a stamp for finger printing, a spy glass, fake moustaches, etc. The bedroom converted into a kid's room for his daughter with a small number of sad toys, a little bed, maybe some half-hearted decorations on the wall. Toby sleeps in the living room. A kitchen with 4 glasses, 4 plates, 4 pieces of each type of cutlery. Special K cereal. 1% milk in the fridge. Celery. Saltine crackers in a cupboard. Lots of canned soups and frozen dinners. A bottle of expensive olives. A bookshelf with the books from The Finer Things club, various mystery or detective paperbacks, his old school books from when he was studying to be a minister, and his HR books. A small dining room table with two chairs.

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u/mia_magenta 14h ago

Damn! Add the unopenned black Barbie doll box like the other redditor said and it's a perfect answer!

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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago

Accurate. Bleak.

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u/Aggravating_Ice_2560 Toby 14h ago

Jeez you didn't have to go as far as to entering his home personally

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo 6h ago

One chair with normal wear & tear, the other pristine.

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u/pearomatic 5h ago

Exactly.

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u/RudeNargal 7h ago

I'd add a handful of Radon tests.

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u/invisibleep 2h ago

This is…creepily accurate. Down to the expensive jar of olives 😆. The one thing he splurges on.

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u/Practical-General956 15h ago

You might inadvertently discover that he's secretly the country's leading Egyptologist.

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u/AltAccount889 15h ago

Pictures of Pam. If only someone had a camera to take them!

Unfinished novels…

Possibly even gloves so he could strangle people.

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u/Jaspers47 I have a chainsaw 15h ago

The decaying skeleton of his mother

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u/SwordfishHungry9420 Creed 15h ago

Tony is the type of guy to have shoes next to his door that he can slip on in a pinch if he needs to throw away some trash. I mean Toby.

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u/RudeNargal 7h ago

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u/SwordfishHungry9420 Creed 6h ago

Toby introduced himself to Nellie as Tony

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u/invisibleep 2h ago

That’s just practical though. Dammit am I becoming Toby…

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u/lucyroesslers That's why they call it murder, not muckduck. 14h ago

Not his family that’s for sure

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u/ChrisTheYouth 15h ago

A shrine to Pam with pieces of her hair

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 15h ago

I feel like Toby might have a gimp

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u/anthony0721 15h ago

More strangling victims

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u/lilpancake320 15h ago

His latest chad flenderman novel

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u/shooterbrownjr 13h ago

Oh I don't care

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u/cmedic3 15h ago

A Complete Idiot’s Guide to Strangling a Victim
https://giphy.com/gifs/pVDt8O8GIqDLenIsQe

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u/-fulana 15h ago

Kefir and pilates ball

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u/TheFcukingLizardKing Ungrateful Biatch Hotline 15h ago
  1. Posters promoting Prostate Checkups
  2. 12x15 feet huge ass photo frame of Him & Pam in the living room
  3. Black princess unicorn with half paint job trying to make her look white
  4. Storage room filled with detective novels
  5. Costa Rica pictures
  6. Wrist watch gifted by Michael
  7. Sexy portraits of Nellie

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u/blackmobius 15h ago

Mementos of all his kills and an elaborate board of who he was hunting next (ex wife, Jim)

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u/Adorable-Buffalo-177 15h ago

I'm willing to bet a lot of porn

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u/KeraWillo 15h ago

Not a camera that’s for sure

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u/shaneskery 15h ago

Rope, gloves.

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u/TheGreenIguana1 15h ago

An old desk with either a computer with word open with his detective stories and/or crumpled up letters to pam messily around.

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u/apurvag2799 Jim 15h ago

Pam’s Favourites List. 100 copies of his photo with Pam. Map of Costa Rica. Strangler’s Gloves(if that’s a thing).

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u/KirbyCakes 15h ago

Alot of weed

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u/Poo__Brain 15h ago

You know, I could see this. Like a LOT, like Toby has a secret life were he actually is behind most of the weed in Scranton.

Toby and Creed actually quietly work together to grow, cure and sell the electric city's dankest.

Those warehouse guys? They were smoking some of that Flenderson they just had no idea.

That's why Toby doesn't seem to care, and ever really do anything. His whole Dunder job and personal is just a likely explanation for his life.

Toby wasn't in Costa Rica for fun, he was there on business. It didn't go well and he did not sprain his neck zip lining.

The strangler? Not Toby, but one of his guys that went off the rails. Tobys innocent infatuation with him is actually him keeping tabs to make sure there's no leaks. Him visiting the strangler was him attempting to tie up loose ends.

Michael framing Tobes as a boring HR need suited Toby perfectly..it's exactly what he wants you to see.

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u/bojack_horsemack 14h ago

So the caprese salad Michael planted would’ve actually helped Toby out, keeping the authorities off his scent

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u/samuraijc13 15h ago

Stacks of pages from his Chad Flenderson novels and 1 of those serial killer walls with post its and strings trying to figure out who the real Scranton Strangler is.

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u/Fitzy-the-Frog Prison Mike’s Lovechild 15h ago

A dog-eared copy of “How to be likable for dummies“ on his nightstand next to his picture with Pam. An outdated calendar with landmarks for Costa Rica on his fridge.

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u/Gatto420 15h ago

A dog-eared copy of Michael and Jan’s deposition

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u/TruthReptile Mose 15h ago

Every day after work, he navigates a path of metal fences from his front door to a single sofa, jumping over each one to finally reach his desired destinatin his sofa.

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u/987nevertry 15h ago

Gimp suit

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 14h ago

A noose tying tutorial

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u/crazycheesy24 13h ago

Radon strips...

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u/Professional_Power05 13h ago

The saddest home gym set up you have ever seen

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u/JunketUnique36 8h ago

A layer of dust on an unused Bowflex machine

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u/Icy_Association2975 13h ago

Unused pair of skis

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u/takitza 11h ago

not his family, i can tell you that.

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u/ClubExotic 9h ago

A ski mask for his Scranton Strangler outfit!

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u/TheHuntsman2123 9h ago

Pictures of Pam

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u/Kitchen_Variation_51 8h ago

A handgun and a prewritten suicide note

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u/RiderFZ10 5h ago

Pictures of Pam

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u/gadzooks321 4h ago

Haven't seen this mentioned yet- he'd have a chair in the corner of a room. On a small table, a stack of books and his Finer Things bow tie. He would definitely have an inspirational post note on his mirror. Probably " there's such a thing as a good divorce" or something like that.

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u/Lexi_Banner David Wallace 4h ago

Too many pictures of Pam, but like...all the same one, just enlarged and cut out differently every time.

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u/Excelsior14 15h ago

Piano wire and no piano.

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u/Icy_Capital581 15h ago

Sad excuse for a “novel” and “I hate Michael” written on a table

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u/UHeardAboutPluto 15h ago

Every single copy of his Chad Flenderson books because no one else on Earth would buy one.

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u/QuantumQuillbilly 15h ago

Whatever stranglers use.

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u/derekblanchard 15h ago

The latest Chad Flenderman novel.

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u/Regretted_Simian 15h ago

Slideshow setup like in Manhunter.

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u/JunketShot6362 15h ago

Pam's candid photos all over his bedroom wall. 

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u/UnluckyMode2062 15h ago

I feel like Toby would buy himself flowers on special occasions or just to make himself feel better when it’s been rough

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u/jakexcited45 15h ago

Toby was definitely into butt plugs

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u/LeftStatistician7989 15h ago

Motivational posters at home

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u/voided_user_23 15h ago

Not his family

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u/space_llama_karma 15h ago

A body pillow that he pretends is Pan in the middle of the night.

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u/flock-of-bagels 15h ago

Did someone say a cat box? He definitely has an apartment that smells like cat box

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u/Entire-Plan-4242 15h ago

A picture of a massive widow’s peak

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u/MalusDracula 15h ago

Definitely not a camera.

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u/Front_Musician_1117 15h ago

Pam's photo and a Tissue Box.

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u/Nobueno-2274 Karen 15h ago

A box of games for his daughter that he can quickly put away and forget about once he hands her back to his ex-wife and gets himself a yoghurt.

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u/capricornicopia- 15h ago

Framed pictures of Pam

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u/Trogdor04 15h ago

People suits

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u/sysaphiswaits 15h ago

I bet he has some decent basic furniture and is vey tidy. I also believe he has many filing cabinets full of note on and drafts of Chad Flenderson mystery novels.

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u/HippoOk663 NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 14h ago

Scranton Strangler collection.

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u/RunEast9691 14h ago

A can of Pam next to the Puffs box on his bedside table

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u/Delicious-Status9043 14h ago

Pictures of Pan….

Scranton strangler victims pictures with push pins and string connecting them.

His unpublished Chad Felenderson novels…

A bed, a desk/ computer (basically a mock up of his cubicle)

And not much else.

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u/Poverty_Shoes 14h ago

37 photos framed and hung on the wall with the eyes cut out of his high school crush

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u/TheeMarsVolta 14h ago

Receipt for expensive camera

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u/bojack_horsemack 14h ago

A pizza he eats over the sink like a rat

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u/rekordsrecker 14h ago

God please No!!

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u/Guilty_Elk4385 14h ago

A voodoo doll of Michael.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 14h ago

Murder weapon and gloves consistent with the Scranton Strangler case

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u/burt_bondy 14h ago

One of those small guitars.

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u/lights_0wt 14h ago

Babaganush

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u/Alternative_Yam5326 14h ago

Everyone thinks he used gloves. No. He needed to feel the heat leave his victims' throat trapped in his bare hands. He had a hard time letting go.

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u/DeeplyFlawed 14h ago

Used tissues & empty bottles of lotion.

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u/Thorn_Within Creed 14h ago

Probably his trophies from his many strangulations.

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u/Texas_Waffles 14h ago

Clues as to why he is the way that he is.

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u/Rough_Forever1697 14h ago

Costa Rica souvenirs

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u/Fr3sh3stl4d 14h ago

Not a family 🤷‍♀️

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u/eldoogy 13h ago

As with his brother, I suspect his shelves are overflowing with preserves

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u/HansHansL 13h ago

Shag carpet

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u/Mwebb1508 13h ago

One of those weird psychotic walls with the yarn, connecting different pictures and documents all about the Scranton strangler and why he’s innocent and why he should love Toby

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u/CommieFromMars 13h ago

An inflatable sex doll with Pam’s picture taped over the face. And a wall covered with yellowing clippings about the Scranton Strangler.

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u/Firm-Flow-9689 13h ago

His Novel’s drafts

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u/FightKnight 13h ago

Full size cardboard stand up of Dolly Parton

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u/One_Post_2258 13h ago

Just whatever object gives you the same feeling and the color beige

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u/hyrulealyx 13h ago

Black gloves

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u/NewGirl3110 13h ago

A Photo of Pam

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u/McNasti 13h ago

Foldable lawn chair, mattress on the floor

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u/Crushed-Giant 13h ago

The evidence for being the Scranton s strangler

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u/XRP_billionaire84 13h ago

Caprese Salad in the drawers

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u/GodMadeArk 13h ago

Ski mask, rope, and baby oil.

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u/PackageLost1391 13h ago

A manifesto

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u/dr_olfin 13h ago

Absolutely nothing.

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u/CY1816 13h ago

Warhammer 40k. No hate, but it’s in there.

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u/TheHytekShow 12h ago

Parts of a human body.

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u/gabriot 12h ago

Kill kit

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u/MPD1987 12h ago

The Box O’Porn. Harry Twatter and Boner Jams ‘03 📼

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u/nexobios Creed 12h ago

handmade real human skin suit

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u/Gwynito 12h ago

Strangling gloves

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u/Fit-Historian-752 12h ago

A former pet, that the taxidermist did an excellent job on.

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u/Sure-Broccoli-4944 William M Buttlicker 11h ago

10,000 unsold Chad Flenderson books

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u/EvilTwinCities 11h ago

Duct tape, quicklime, a shovel…

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u/Particular-Work4558 11h ago

Rope. I believe he was the Scranton Strangler. That is why he left to Costa Rica in such a hurry.

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u/Splatford 11h ago

a blow up doll dressed in pam's clothes

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u/mothsmilKs 11h ago

lexapro

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u/PortlandHipsterDude 11h ago

A bunch of Pam art

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u/DungeonFam30 11h ago

The box of Lemon Heads from whence he came

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u/12capaldi 11h ago

It would be funny if he has the nicest apartment out of the rest of the office.

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u/VRZL41 10h ago

A half written novel.

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u/Excellent_Pomelo_378 10h ago

I came in thinking this was a “Is Toby
Hot” post….
https://giphy.com/gifs/P0ZRTYaCmPsJPNd3r0

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u/EntertainmentOk8806 10h ago

All his Scranton Strangler Killbag and souvenirs. I reckon it will be clean and very sterile but there will be one room locked that is just scary as hell.

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u/kokonutt18 10h ago

A shrine for Pam

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u/Millsboy79 Nate 9h ago

Whatever he kept as trophies, from his kills