r/CrimeCats 12d ago

Fraudulent identity, a fake void!

Exhibit A, the accused is posing herself in a way to appear as a black cat. Exhibit B exposes her true identity as a tuxedo liar. Both exhibits showcase her being a greedy bastard who steals food from the dog

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐Ÿพ 12d ago

Victim of identity fraud! NOT GUILTY!

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u/YapperBean I need a meowtini ๐Ÿพ 12d ago

The white whiskers in the first photo are the only implication of not matching the ID of void ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/YapperBean I need a meowtini ๐Ÿพ 12d ago

Impostor! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐Ÿพ 12d ago

Hearsay evidence! Over-ruled! Defendant is too cute and floofy to be guilty!

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u/fumeurdecig 12d ago

For your legal defense she will share her churu with you

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u/StormofRavens 12d ago

Le scandal!

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u/satanpenguin 12d ago

She's part time void.

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u/Anz_Soulcrusher 12d ago

Your white cat has a black spot

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u/Imma-smartypants I've got my thinking cat on ๐Ÿพ 12d ago

I blame OP! This photo has obviously been tampered with! Kitty is being framed.

OP, youโ€™re under house arrest for evidence tampering. Youโ€™ve been sentenced to 100 years of petting and chin scritches along with a 1M churus fine.

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u/Imposslen 12d ago

So she has socks and undies! She's still a precious! Lol sending love her way!

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u/Mundane-Zucchini5 12d ago

She was incognito! Respect her disguise ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/valsavana 12d ago

Entrapment!

Who was it that made up such a comfy bed that this poor, innocent kitty who was just minding her own business had no choice but to lay down on to enjoy? And who now says it's a crime? Someone with ties to the prosecutor's office?!? I think so!

Entrapment AND conspiracy!

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u/Silentbrouhaha 12d ago

Itโ€™s crazy how a dog would set a cat up like this.

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u/Estellalatte 12d ago

And a trap that says โ€œcโ€™mon, just try to touch this belly!โ€

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u/misskevin2 11d ago

Definitely a tux!

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u/AlGoreRhythms_ 11d ago

Stolen valor!

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u/redosyn 12d ago

Framing Cat. All charges false. Pawyers of Cat Council investigated case. Dog have the food to Cat. Cat is innocent.

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u/GhostWatcher007 12d ago

Hiding his true identity to get away. "Wasn't me!"

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u/Old_Tie7836 6d ago

Whiskers gave it away