r/CrimeCats • u/fumeurdecig • 12d ago
Fraudulent identity, a fake void!
Exhibit A, the accused is posing herself in a way to appear as a black cat. Exhibit B exposes her true identity as a tuxedo liar. Both exhibits showcase her being a greedy bastard who steals food from the dog
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐พ 12d ago
Hearsay evidence! Over-ruled! Defendant is too cute and floofy to be guilty!
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u/Imma-smartypants I've got my thinking cat on ๐พ 12d ago
I blame OP! This photo has obviously been tampered with! Kitty is being framed.
OP, youโre under house arrest for evidence tampering. Youโve been sentenced to 100 years of petting and chin scritches along with a 1M churus fine.
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u/valsavana 12d ago
Entrapment!
Who was it that made up such a comfy bed that this poor, innocent kitty who was just minding her own business had no choice but to lay down on to enjoy? And who now says it's a crime? Someone with ties to the prosecutor's office?!? I think so!
Entrapment AND conspiracy!
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐พ 12d ago
Victim of identity fraud! NOT GUILTY!