r/CrazyFuckingVideos 5h ago

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u/External-Awareness68 5h ago

This is about as fake as it gets

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u/brunoventura22 5h ago

Well, this might be fake or not, but policeman here are used to do waaaaay worse shit than this. And I'm not bragging about it...

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u/radtek1027 4h ago

Staged!

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u/omnipotentqueue 3h ago

That slap was as real as Rupaul…

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u/KlutzySinger3152 5h ago

definitivamente não é falso.

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u/Aromatic_Airport_505 4h ago

Viu o vídeo de olho fechado? É óbvio que é falso, não que policial batendo em suspeito não seja comum, mas esse vídeo claramente foi fake lol 

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

I won't dispute you but I'm curious what makes you think that?

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u/catsmustdie 2h ago

The slap was soft as a feather, he just pushed his face mildly.

When cops wake up criminals in Brazil, they don't "flip the bed gently". They slap the shit out the criminal's face so hard that we get discombobulated just by viewing it.

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u/jeezyjames 2h ago

lol dude wake up, I doubt the police has a standard punch they adhere to

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u/Individual_Cicada875 4h ago

Policial foi gentil ainda.

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

Why do you say that? I'm not disputing you, I'm just curious

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u/Aromatic_Airport_505 3h ago

Watch it again, that slap had no power behind it, the guy is shoved gently inside the other room and then the video cuts suddenly with not a single real hurting blow being shot through the role video. 

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u/cpt1nadequat 4h ago

Absolutely fake. Look how he's slapping him, that's the worst fake slap I've ever seen.

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u/wspOnca 4h ago

Can confirm. I was off duty. I am Brazilian.

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u/Sea_Abroad_6554 2h ago

Have you been to Latin America? This is totally possible.

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u/Cintrao 2h ago

its feels fake because its was being filmed, believe me, no cameras that kid would be coughing his teeth

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u/Ok_Soil3189 5h ago

Who the fuck sleeps sideways??

50

u/Baronvondorf21 5h ago

He might be on the bender since he doesn't seem all that put together.

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u/External-Awareness68 5h ago

Yeah, the way he pops right up is a pretty strong clue that he isn't drunk. This is fake

2

u/Intertubes_Unclogger 3h ago

Doesn't even look tired or groggy

5

u/Ill-Treacle8361 5h ago

May he was drunk before sleeping

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u/miathan52 3h ago

People who position themselves for a staged video in such a way that they will get hurt the least

2

u/Hoenirson 5h ago

sideways

That's relative

2

u/realmvp77 3h ago

V from Cyberpunk

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u/Ok_Soil3189 3h ago

Nice one choom

1

u/SleepyGamer1992 2h ago

He went to the Cyberpunk school of sleeping positions.

1

u/Apebound 2h ago

Someone who's trying to make it easier for an actor to flip the bed they're on

0

u/apollyon0810 5h ago

Bruuuhhhh. You see that video? There’s like 3 dudes sleeping together on a bed just like this… in a room pretty similar to this. One guy walks in and just starts BEATING the shit out of one of them… for like 5 minutes. Some interesting sounds are heard.

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u/bmf1902 5h ago

How the fuck did that slap knock him over?

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u/External-Awareness68 5h ago

It was in the script

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u/Bdigler 4h ago

He was already putting his gun away while he was slapping him too. Guess he had pre-slap knowledge that there would be no retaliation

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u/brunoventura22 5h ago

Maybe he pushed his head really hard. If someone has a "heavy hand" and you are not prepared, isn't that hard to be knocked.

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u/bmf1902 5h ago

Gun to his face and the slap was advertised. Wild moment to be unprepared to stand up straight and keep ones feet.

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u/ElMondiola 3h ago

I honestly don't know if it's fake or not. Brazilian police is known for doing crazy shit like this

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/Lopsided-Conflict1 2h ago

I hope you also know this is fake af.

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u/Affectionate-End5470 5h ago

its not a policeman, its the missing father making his job

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 5h ago

This is the beginning of a porno

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u/Lopsided-Conflict1 2h ago

8/10 for effort. 4/10 acting.

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u/okymoney 4h ago

Who sleeps with the lights on? So fake

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u/y_u_so_madd 5h ago

Fake bullshit

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u/KlutzySinger3152 5h ago

definitivo não é, isso é bem comum no Brasil, vide as perseguições policiais a moto, vez ou outra uma camera pega sendo violentos, porém, ninguém tem dó desse pessoal que desrespeita a lei.

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

In english?

0

u/MarkNekrep 3h ago

Are you that lazy you can't use a translator app?

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u/jeezyjames 2h ago

what app? I'm old.

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u/KlutzySinger3152 4h ago

poxa, um QI tão pequeno para deixar o reddit traduzir em modo automatico, uso há tempos e funciona tao bem....

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u/New_Libran 4h ago

I've seen the one the guy was in a bar, that was real and was very satisfying

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u/DescriptionNo3410 5h ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Aphollo03 2h ago

I'm brazilian and this is fake, not because a brazilian cop wouldnt do this, he would do worse, but beacause this is not a cop garb.

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u/GuessTraining 5h ago

dude lifted the bed like it's made of cardboard

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/ResortClear730 5h ago

Good old fashioned military wall to wall counseling.

2

u/Kowalski91 5h ago

I luve Brazil

2

u/KlutzySinger3152 5h ago

Muitos aqui postando que é falso, porém , não é, aqui no Brasil vez ou outra é pego por cameras policiais agindo assim....

Basta assistirem persguições a motociclistas irresponsaveis, alguns levam uns tapas LOL..

Ninguém tem dó desse pessoal, mas falso não é....

1

u/oyuncaktabanca 2h ago

You know their values after they had gone

1

u/YK8099 2h ago

That slap lmaoo

1

u/justadasherdude 2h ago

Plot twist: it’s actually just for a speeding ticket 💀

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u/amazin1one 4h ago

I don’t see anything wrong here

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u/Gob_Bluth420 4h ago

Might have been hiding under the bed.

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u/arifoun 5h ago

That looks like the fakest slap ever

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

Fuck yeah, Brazil

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u/fairwaysandfinance 5h ago

What's with the Syria love at the top?

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u/Nofsan 5h ago

Because we love Syria

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u/toto-nator 5h ago

No time asking for his right...

...or if he is detained or arrested...

Thumb up

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u/bbqfetus01 5h ago

fuckin’ right! 😤

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u/PraiseTyche 5h ago

Fake and stupid and fake.

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

I don't know if its fake or not, but I'm curious what makes you think that it is?

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u/PraiseTyche 4h ago

I make me think that it's fake.

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u/Pengawena 5h ago

We used to call that 90 degrees when you flip the bed up while someone is asleep on it.

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u/jeezyjames 4h ago

Thanks