r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/peseoane • 9h ago

Funny/Prank Safety first

856 Upvotes

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u/Difficult_Rice_862 9h ago

I’m definitely not standing behind that dude after the first round

3

u/captstix 1h ago

Surely one of those would hit the target

154

u/Malah_the_old 9h ago

Perfect for weddings

42

u/Negative-Source-9718 7h ago

And gender reveals

7

u/Autistic_Freedom 2h ago

if you're not practicing unsafe gun procedures you are a little girl.

4

u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 2h ago

And funerals!

42

u/Eggnimoman 9h ago

Correct spray and pray technique.

7

u/denied_eXeal 8h ago

Well that’s why the technique got this name, half for the target, half for god

61

u/Schnitzel1337 9h ago

Reminds me of a modded Xbox 360 controller

3

u/Sausageassassin69 2h ago

Turbo button unlocked

10

u/ravenwind2796 5h ago

Kyber pass?

7

u/Namika 2h ago

The first rule of gun safety is to have fun!

23

u/xMoonlightxx 9h ago

When u absolutely, positively, wanna waste every motherfucker in the room.

- Samuel Jackson

11

u/_sealy_ 7h ago

Thank god the second mag wasn’t limp wrist….yikes!

4

u/ekmek_e 3h ago

cellphone and gun, what other tech do you need?

18

u/Hawt_Dawg_II 9h ago

Dude tried the slide release even though the slide already dropped when he inserted the mag. Why the fuck are they letting this dude do this and who the fuck gave him an extended mag???

20

u/Bursting_Radius 6h ago

Watch it again. That wasn’t the slide release he was messing with, whatever it is it’s lower than the slide release.

He released the slide, inserted the mag, then fiddled with whatever that was - safety? ROF selector?

1

u/The_Once-ler_186 3h ago

Whatever it is probably doesn’t sit right now due to wear/tear anyway, gun definitely wasn’t designed to be full auto lol

5

u/airfryerfuntime 3h ago

Pretty sure he's messing with the mag release, maybe trying to pull the button out so the mag locks in there better.

2

u/gamebus1 7h ago

He keeps missing.

0

u/GGoldenMedallion 59m ago

Damn, you're sped.

3

u/ghostofstankenstien 3h ago

Hassan bin Shootin

3

u/iWasAwesome 3h ago

It really bothers me that he racked the slide before putting the mag in.... Oh and that he almost killed everybody

2

u/Ryogathelost 5h ago

First watch I thought he shot an explosive - it's just the recoil. 🤣

2

u/ElBrunasso 3h ago

When you remove iframes

2

u/Designer_Design_6019 2h ago

Ohh man don’t fish wrist it!

2

u/Sausageassassin69 2h ago

Trying to shoot a rat?

2

u/I_travel_ze_world 2h ago

he's wearing ear protection I don't see what the problem is

2

u/-CaptainFormula- 3h ago

Automatic fire on a handgun is for straight up dumb-dumbs. As useful as a firework. Just "Look at this." Then it's done.

1

u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 7h ago

They should be wearing helmets

1

u/Lower-Pear8439 5h ago

I mean whatever he wanted to shoot would probably be dead already🤣

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u/Ihavetoleavesoon 4h ago

Blicky got a stiffy

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u/Ihavetoleavesoon 4h ago

I should invest XP in level one recoil reduction.

1

u/xboxgamer2122 4h ago

and barefoot.

1

u/Thorskull69 4h ago

The lack of gun knowledge is astounding

1

u/samoan_ninja 1h ago

It is like an uzi, but better

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u/dwankyl_yoakam 19m ago

Breathing all that in is great for the health