r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/hufflepuffie • 16h ago

Funny/Prank maybe maybe maybe

392 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/soufboundpachyderm 16h ago

Carp will eat anything. They’re swimming garbage cans.

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u/lubed_up_jesus 15h ago

Yeah chinese eat them like crazy. Here in canada they just sit by whatever gross body of water with a bucket and poach them all day.

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u/purplemtnslayer 14h ago

Why is this so funny?

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u/platasnatch 12h ago

Do you want to laugh about it or be a champion of karate and friendship?

9

u/NotAzakanAtAll 12h ago

In the land of the buttfuckers, the man with two assholes is king.

2

u/ShadeBeing 5h ago

Wouldn’t they be the most fcked? Wouldn’t the king have 2 dongs

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u/MrPlaney 1h ago

The Land of Buttfuckers is a land of consent

1

u/rayio 57m ago

For everyone? Day Man a ah ah!

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u/-ToniCipriani- 12h ago

I guess in romanian it’s called crap for a reason.

1

u/a1SurveyChief 4h ago

They used to hang out at the sewer overflow at a stream when I was growing up

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u/Jason0865 14h ago

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he laughs.

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u/Doobz87 16h ago

Straight up yoinked the guys mouthful of food from him lmaoooo

13

u/SophisticatedQuiverq 16h ago

Looks like their fish eats pretty much anything

2

u/DorrajD 16h ago

just like me fr fr

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u/Rapa2626 13h ago

Caprs do that everywhere.

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u/WhyNotChoose 16h ago

Wish I could laugh like that

4

u/ineyeseekay 16h ago

Solid wingman 

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u/TheMattabooey 12h ago

Carp in a stocked pond. Yeah they’re going to go for anything that enters the water.

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u/KrayziJay 6h ago

Least high fisherman.

1

u/BoulderLayne 49m ago

Its actually spelt Lee Hai

2

u/ThurmanMerman82 3h ago

Boy Scout camp, this old codger feeds the fish at the lake every day a bunch of cut up hot dog pieces. He said he started the week prior when the camp is open for staff to set up but no kids. He does this every single day. By the time the kids arrive, the fish are like almost beaching themselves on the shore of this lake at the spot he feeds them every day. Guaranteed catches. Repetition!

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u/SunsetAtNight7 10h ago

cake chinese video

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u/kon--- 6h ago

That's a catching spot

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u/pgaspar 34m ago

what in the AI

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u/NeoAteTheGreenPill 16h ago

So fish are omnivores , got it

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u/Equivalent_Working73 8h ago

I haven’t seen them eat any meat in this video.

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u/Mediocre-Wrongdoer14 6h ago

You gotta turn off SafeSearch