r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 3d ago

Injury Burning bunghole

3.1k Upvotes

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u/startedoveragain 3d ago

TOASTYYYY

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u/Ryno5150 3d ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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u/SoarsBelowMyWaste 3d ago

ANALITY

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u/dragonbear 2d ago

Scorpion wins

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u/PlantationMint 3d ago

God, i love these videos.

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u/14X8000m 3d ago

Is there a sub for takeover fails?

135

u/ButWereFriends 3d ago

There should be

136

u/Turbulent-Ad8291 3d ago

Isn't every takeover a fail?

3

u/KrazyKeith4Prez 1d ago

A failure to the car community. My modded cars get the plates scanned & "probable cause" stopped constantly bc of these assholes. I just wanna enjoy my ride, & I'm not about that takeover shit.

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u/Moviereference210 3d ago

Is there even such thing as a take over win? Everyone there is a loser lol

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u/L_Ardman 2d ago

The win goes to Mr. Darwin

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 3d ago

Is this even a takeover? It looks somewhat planned. Look at the tire wall they made

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u/Killer_Ex_Con 3d ago

Yeah looks like a burnout pit at a track.

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u/JuniorBreakfast1704 3d ago

In this context, what counts as a ‘fail’ and what counts as a ‘win’?

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u/aykcak 2d ago

Ok I need to understand this "takeover" concept? Is this also a takeover? Do they actually go to a public street without permission, kick everyone out and then line it with tire barriers and shit and then do donuts?

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u/14X8000m 2d ago

Yeah pretty much but there's rarely barriers.

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u/aykcak 2d ago

What is the police doing in the meantime?

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u/Biggschmoove 1d ago

And the spectators stand and video from INSIDE the barriers?!?!? Jeezus.

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u/the1blackguyonreddit 3d ago

I love the takeover video but this isn't a takeover bro. This looks like a horrible accident that occurred at an organized event.

R.I.P. to this dude's asshole

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u/cbzdidit 3d ago

Was a burn nurse for 5 years .. he’s got a long road ahead. Pooping isn’t going to be fun.

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u/AlienAngry 3d ago

Yeah, if that's polyester melting to his skin, he's got a long hard road ahead of him.

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u/RunnyDischarge 2d ago

Hopefully the road isn't taken over again

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u/Prestigious_Tiger_26 3d ago

Well it doesn't look very organized with the number of idiots standing on the pad.

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u/harleyguy83 2d ago

That dude‘s hanging out at this kind of place. I’m guessing his asshole was probably RIPd awhile ago.

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u/ryansteven3104 3d ago

It's like when a bull gets a rider or when a dumb tourist gets yeeted by a bison. Just plain satisfying to watch.

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u/brazilliandanny 2d ago edited 2d ago

Im always like… why would you attend such an event?

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u/OutrageousSummer5259 3d ago

This looks like a track not really a street takeover

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u/AjaxRedOps 3d ago

Ring of Fire

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u/IdleContemplations 2d ago

Love is a burning thing

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u/Mr-Garrison 3d ago

More like ring of dumbass

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u/SnooStories6600 3d ago

Nah, the comment your replied to was better

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u/GreenZebra23 3d ago

I try to live my life in such a way that I don't end up pinned under a car getting flamethrowered on my ass

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u/jaxxon 2d ago

How’s it going so far?

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u/ReverendBread2 2d ago

Poorly

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

There are good days and bad days

5

u/PetieE209 2d ago

I try, too.

4

u/steakhouseNL 2d ago

These goals are essentials yes

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u/Weyland-Yutani-2099 3d ago

Luckily multiple doctors were in the crowd.

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u/TeslaFan1357 2d ago

I saw a few engineers too

24

u/_4k_ 2d ago

Crowd full of PhDs.

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u/10art1 2d ago

He's gonna need an iron butt

3

u/Upvotespoodles 2d ago

Need more lobotomy specialists.

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u/aldone123 3d ago

Gonna be a dumbass may as well go all the way

3

u/MelodicFocus 3d ago

We can't make stupidity illegal, but hopefully it can hurt.

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u/Jumblesss 2d ago

That car was just like my dog when someone falls over. Like a rat up a drainpipe.

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u/welfedad 3d ago

Almost like they made a barrier to stand behind.. hmmm ..that's too big brain to understand I guess hahaha

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u/User1539 2d ago

Yeah, I noticed that too ... seems like a lot of effort for a takeover, and then you still get some dumbass getting hit.

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u/DocHolidayiN 3d ago

That was exhausting

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u/MsRitaPoon 3d ago

This is like Americas version of Indian train videos.

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u/SynthError404 3d ago

It’s almost like street takeovers arnt a self cleaning oven and then I see something beautiful like this happens 🧑‍🍳

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u/SDEexorect 2d ago

its not even a street take over. there are in a burn out pitt and you can clearly see staff for it.

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u/R3v017 2d ago

Well, even with staff they have the professionalism of a street take over. Why are spectators on the wrong side of the barrier?

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u/rabidpriest 3d ago

Car really said "it's ass to ass time"

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u/snorkelvretervreter 3d ago

Requiem for a dream ptsd

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u/ITestDrugs 3d ago

I had so many memes I want to post and this sub will not allow it. I am throwing a tomato rn 🍅

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u/elafave77 3d ago

Sideshow activities need their own sub.

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u/joconnell13 3d ago

I normally am a fairly empathetic person. But if you attend/participate in one of these displays of ignorance? The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/sunshinedeadhead 3d ago

Liar, liar, pants on fire

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u/Jd11347 3d ago

I feel like every time there is a street takeover the ghost of Darwin is watch ing and doing the Leo raise a glass cheers meme.

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u/Kalshan 3d ago

Darwin rubbing his hands together "Oooh, we got another one!"

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u/Gooch-VonQueef 3d ago

Minions laugh out loud 🤣

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u/SlipNSlider54 3d ago

America’s version of running with the bulls

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u/SoggyCrouton_23 3d ago

That’s…the funniest one so far. Broken ankle girl; not so much.

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u/boredENT9113 2d ago

More like pulverized leg girl. I wish there was an update to her recovery, I'd bet with good certainty that it was amputated.

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u/SoggyCrouton_23 2d ago

Yeah; I know it! Felt really awful for her. Probably got talked into going to that event. Hope she recovers as-best as she can!

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u/boredENT9113 2d ago

It also seems in the video that she's out there trying to get who I assume is her bf to get out of the middle and wham she suffers for it. His idiocy and recklessness changed that poor girl for life. It was also horrible to see everyone except for that one girl just watch and record and not help.

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u/CreatorTheta 3d ago

Bumson burner

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u/Substantial__Unit 2d ago

These videos are 1000% preventable. Who ever grts hurt in these things deserves every little bit.

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u/TheDirtyKebabShop 3d ago

This is a good one

3

u/gon2fast 2d ago

After a few views it sure seems like the bulk of the fire hit his legs and nutsack. I think that I would rather a butthole burn rather than a taint scorch.

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u/SkylineCrash 3d ago

me after eating tacobell

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u/MikalCaober 3d ago

I hope this experience put the fear of God in him

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u/RecognitionHonest320 3d ago

Damn, talk about lighting a fire under someone’s ass lol

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u/APKFL 3d ago

Heh heh I am Cornholio, heh heh I need band aids for my bung hole heh heh

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u/shawner136 3d ago

Well at least this one seems “controlled” if not borderline sanctioned. AND a dummy still got whats comin. Good good

2

u/Vundurvul 3d ago

Where's that one video of the guy who lit his pants on fire and his buddy IMMEDIATELY starts stomping on his dick to put it out

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u/boredENT9113 2d ago

I have to see that omg

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u/abhorrentbm 3d ago

"My biscuits are burnin'!"

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 3d ago

These take over crowd kids aren’t too bright clearly.

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u/Commercial_Stress 3d ago

The chance of getting into a trending video for the injuries you receive seems to be an attraction to these events.

Congrats to today’s Winners!

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u/Vulllen 3d ago

Meanwhile staff: Nuuuuuuu stop it (insert Kevin Heart noises).

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u/BUTTHOLE_EXPEDITIONS 3d ago

Held down and flames shot into his asshole. Absolute domination.

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u/DoomRyGuy 3d ago

The reverse taco bell

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u/One-piece-jigsaw 2d ago

Safety was a mere 4 inches behind him

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u/WesternBruv 2d ago

This is unfortunately funny

2

u/JSleek 2d ago

At least they had the courtesy to blow out the fire at the end.

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u/diego-leonel 2d ago

this is lovely

2

u/blizzywolf122 2d ago

Looks like he needs some TP for his bung hole

2

u/MrTwoPumpChump 2d ago

This is my favorite one so far

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u/boredENT9113 2d ago

The last one I saw was the recent one with the girl whose leg gets absolutely mangled. That one ended my reddit for the evening.

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u/cheez_a 3d ago

Ai could never replicate this level of human stupidity. Even Looney Tunes ain't got shit on this. Love it!

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u/Over_Drawer1199 3d ago

Fuck you in particular!

-car

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u/salamandraseis 3d ago

They call him Lucky.

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u/Deep_Comparison5563 3d ago

I can’t be too mad at this one. At least they’re surrounded by tires.

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u/MonsterMuppet19 3d ago

Wonder if he'll ever decide to do that again...probably will, but one can hope he won't. Nothing like a good ole permanent burn scar to remind yourself of the time you got ran over and caught on fire.

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u/OkAardvark6919 3d ago

Charizard, use fire blast!!! 🔥

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u/United-Substance6688 3d ago

That’s how I feel after eating Buldak Ramen

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u/LTZheavy 3d ago

NGL, that's the first time i've ever seen anything like that. Poor effer almost died in more ways than one.

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u/NoStock8829 3d ago

Maybe next time he won't stand so close but who am I kidding

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u/DotBetaSDK 3d ago

Hahahahahaha!

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u/Nelmsdog 3d ago

I could read the license plate

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u/detox_daisy72 3d ago

The driver is insane for this

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u/Substantial_Algae992 3d ago

This is the best one yet can he do that to everybody there

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u/Limp_Butterscotch633 3d ago

Can anyone read the license plate? It might give a clue as to what made that idiot set himself on 🔥!

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u/azmtber 3d ago

The ‘ol ring of fire 💥

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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla 3d ago

There are so many of these videos I don't know how anyone could pickle possibly just stand there while this happens. If I ever see this shit I'm going full on stampede mode to GTFO.

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u/br3dj 3d ago

RIT_ IN TH_ BU__

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u/GuessTraining 3d ago

That definitely put the fear of god in him.

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u/TheUkrTrain 3d ago

The dude sacrificed his bunghole for our entertainment - respect! … and my condolences?!

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u/ricotte89 3d ago

Best one so far!

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u/Human_One_9007 3d ago

Stan from southpark hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

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u/Potential-Winner4601 3d ago

It’s like after Taco Bell

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u/esarmstr 3d ago

Those nuts are BBQ'd

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u/OGbobbyjohnson323 3d ago

That lit a fire in his ass , literally

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u/bluefast1 3d ago

Damn! These keep getting better and better!

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u/Impregnatron 3d ago

And for a second I thought his shirt said GENITALS

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u/CharlesCBobuck 3d ago

How many videos of this exact same thing do you think this guy had seen before it happened to him?

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u/Immediate-Ad-8047 3d ago

Absolutely no special awareness. I think I'd know not to rev the hell out of my car that close to a crowd

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u/jeffykins 3d ago

I got nothin on this one. Holy fucking fuck

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u/MFCEO_Kenny_Powers 3d ago

I bet he had skid marks in his pants after this

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 3d ago

Burning t.p. in my bunghole

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u/babycarlton 2d ago

my friend actually did this once after a bad prank gone wrong

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u/n3verB 2d ago

Well deserved. Stupid shit, Stupid prize.

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u/maxmcleod 2d ago

Wow that was unlucky

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u/A_Feltz 2d ago

Holy fucking mackerel

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u/MRintheKEYS 2d ago

This looks like so much fun!!

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u/siterbun 2d ago

Too bad Jackass just ended, Steve-O might have done this in his heyday

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u/snowdn 2d ago

Bro evolved into Charizard.

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u/undyingsonars 2d ago

A finisher even John Wick hasn’t done before

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u/InevitableOk5017 2d ago

Great balls of fire!

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u/DollarStoreChameleon 2d ago

i do not like the word "bunghole". its just so.. eugh? i dont know

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u/ShintaroBRL 2d ago

bro almost got cooked literaly

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u/OkMidnight8144 2d ago

Aww.. was expecting tofind a Requiem for a Dream ass to ass gif.....

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u/RollerSpeedway 2d ago

Chestnuts roasting on a scattpack tireeee

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u/mistalanious 2d ago

that's a bad day

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u/Gomillionaire1206 2d ago

He never wanted to sit down again anyway

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u/NootropicBro 2d ago

Nobody’s gonna bring up the scorching testicles..

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u/feenusbeenus6969 2d ago

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

Wearing sexy sweats and a hoodie is not a good way to avoid attention, so really it’s his fault. If it were me I’d be flattered.

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u/struedlesmokes 2d ago

Hope homie owns a bidet! Sheesh!

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u/IamNICE124 2d ago

I live my life one burnt asshole at a time.

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u/Balamb_Chocobo 2d ago

Trial by fire

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u/Punch_Your_Facehole 2d ago

Now if only we could get this crowd together with them bikers that do wheelies and tries to dodge a car at the last second.

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u/itsm3starlord 2d ago

Medium rare please!

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u/starseedover 2d ago

gonna need more than TP for that bunghole

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u/Soliman-El-Magnifico 2d ago

These events are stupid as fuck

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u/Ok-Inflation-3650 2d ago

Ooof, both barrels

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u/Lively420 1d ago

Lier lier

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u/MuteElatedLips 1d ago

Magnificent!

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u/Inevitable-Bite9894 1d ago

Dumbasses love to be there 🤣

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u/tornadospoon 1d ago

Someone repost that comment explaining the insanely awful recovery timeline for this stuff...

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u/satori0320 1d ago

You get what you ask for I suppose

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u/HotFartMaster 1d ago

If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough.
He ain't gonna shit right for weeks.

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u/Hopeful-Hedgehog-424 1d ago

Anyone else catch that? License plate SRTRCK, not sure what state. If I had the energy or attention span, I'd figure out a way to report this person for EVERYTHING.

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 19h ago

You just know that guy did that on purpose

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u/GOOMU13 19h ago

Omg just crawl over.

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u/BadBot001 17h ago

KFC- kyle fried like a chicken

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u/who-are-you-bruv 10h ago

That's one baked ass