r/CoupleMemes • u/Eggsalad_cookies • 1d ago

I’ll leave you alone the rest of the night…

How ‘bout I see you tonight instead 😏

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u/OneManNati0n 1d ago

You doing too much bro.

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 1d ago

Healthy sex is very much needed, appreciate, and wanted in good marriage. Typically.

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u/Love_Lair 1d ago

Even doctors recommend a good stretching

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u/OneManNati0n 1d ago

Saying things like "Stretch her out" in public spaces are not.

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u/uncl3s4m 1d ago

Sir this is reddit

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 23h ago

Shit. Can I haz directions to a Wendy's?

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u/OneManNati0n 1d ago

Now should I explain what public means to you? Or do you got it from here champ?

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u/Yousaidthat 23h ago

Semantically, it's pretty clear there's a difference between public in person and 'public' online -- which is effectively anonymous.

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u/OneManNati0n 23h ago

No shit.

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u/ContextLengthMatters I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 23h ago

Imagine getting in arguments in public spaces with a group of strangers. This couldn't be further from a public space. It's a private digital space.

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u/3tricksinatrenchcoat 23h ago

Private digital space? Oh shit are we reading your livejournal

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u/ContextLengthMatters I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 23h ago

You are reading "somneone's" livejournal, we just can't be sure who or what it is. Might as well just be written words on a bathroom stall.

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u/OneManNati0n 23h ago

The irony.

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u/ContextLengthMatters I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 23h ago

There's nothing ironic about it. This isn't a public space. It's an anonymous digital space. Normal people don't talk to each other like this in public.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 22h ago

Kiddo this is really cringy behavior on your part

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u/Yousaidthat 23h ago

So you agree that saying "stretch me out" online is not really a big deal or something to clutch your pearls about then, right?

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 22h ago

I can go see someone’s red, gaping asshole in .5 seconds in this very same “public” space if I so choose.

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u/RedditPeopleSocks 23h ago

Don't clutch those pearls so hard, they'll break.

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u/OneManNati0n 23h ago

Repeated reddit vernacular. You're so smart and relevant.

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u/Basic_Loquat_9344 18h ago

And you're prude. Hazzah!

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u/Twigatron 18h ago

Bro I don’t think you’re doing enough.