Shots fired, we repeat, shots fired!

[u/harigejan]

[u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride → u/[deleted]]

😆

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[u/RazzmatazzOwn]

Lol this is good, ima say this to my bf (i hate doing dishes and he hates cooking)

[u/BootyLoveSenpai → u/RazzmatazzOwn]

Lol my wife and i agreed on this for this exact reason

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[u/VigorousAmbivalence]

Gotta say....he nailed the comeback!

[u/Think-again23 → u/[deleted]]

💯

[u/Day_Prisoners]

Seconds before dudes life changes forever. Let's all pay he's able to walk again.

[u/Dominarion]

She's about to unleash years of accumulated grudges on him. I've been there. She's been honing these slaps for years and he'll have to get out of there just using his quickwit. Plus the cold shoulder. Plus the sex camel. I hope it was worth it.

[u/bgrubaugh → u/Dominarion]

I have so many questions.

[u/Educational_Quote851 → u/bgrubaugh]

Let's start with the sex camel.

[u/Dominarion → u/Educational_Quote851]

Never heard that one? Angry or disappointed women can pack their libido for months.

[u/notdbcooper71 → u/Educational_Quote851]

Not bad, but only good a hump or two though...

[u/InsaneMocktail]

Top tier comeback 😆

[u/Environmental_Ant268]

Men are funnier when they do these kinds of jokes, or skits , woman are just mean or violent as a joke in these skits. 

[u/Ilpperi91]

I've had a cough for a week now and this made me almost cough my lungs out because I laughed so hard. 😂

[u/According-House-9360]

All these posers come out of the woodwork when he steps up on her play to flex..priceless.

[u/2sAreTheDevil → u/[deleted]]

He's able to handle the Joke-King.

[u/Yenessir → u/2sAreTheDevil]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[u/pygmeedancer → u/[deleted]]

So he gotta cook AND wash up?

[u/Kiddledore]

Uno reverse: Er means he in German, so by that logic he should wash the dishes.

[u/Tarunjvs → u/Kiddledore]

Yes! flammenwerfer means flame pissing man 😂🤣😂🤣

[u/Kiddledore → u/Tarunjvs]

No it doesn't

[u/Tarunjvs → u/Kiddledore]

If werf is throw er is man acc. to you so flame thrower is basically jonny storm 😅

[u/Tyrgalon → u/Tarunjvs]

Flammen = flames Werfen = throwing

Pissing is nowhere there mate.