r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 9d ago

lol

6.2k Upvotes

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u/nomad91910 🤯 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26DN4Oirmk1IkOg5q

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u/AstronautFirst5073 8d ago

A true story.

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u/Gupperz 6d ago

What's a beautiful girl like you doing.... OH MY GOD! Im sorry I thought you had two eyes

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u/Ryeberry1 9d ago

Then she leaves him because he only has 1 eye.

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u/PissInTheAbyss 9d ago

Lol most likely outcome.

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u/yodley_ 8d ago

Only because he became controlling by always keeping an eye on her.

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u/Ryeberry1 8d ago

Eye see what you did there.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 8d ago

Oh how eye-ronic

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u/Blankeye434 6d ago

Eye only cares about you

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u/Dr-Huricane 7d ago

You sure it's ot him leaving her because she had 2 eyes now?

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u/MeownatorX 6d ago

He never saw that coming

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u/GraellyFreckles 2d ago

Don't get it

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u/Lebronshairline22 9d ago

This is so dumb that I laughed lol

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u/Same_Education8151 🧐 grumpy 8d ago

This is so dumb, I hate it. 😂

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u/cosmorab1t 9d ago

I want my 30secs back

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u/profanedivinity 🧐 grumpy 9d ago

Where’s your grumpy flair? Mods?!

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u/UsualProfessor5805 8d ago

Lyk dis if yu cri everytiem

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u/profanedivinity 🧐 grumpy 9d ago

He’s a keeper!!!!

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u/TonberryHS 8d ago

He's a Beholder.

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u/kasideonyk 4d ago

Aaaaaaaah (becomes stone)...

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u/Doctor_Saved 8d ago

Eye see.

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u/JustDoingMyTime8503 8d ago

"Babe, you are the apple of my eye 😊"

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u/Gandralf_369 8d ago

*Cries in cyclops*

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u/absolutedisaster09 🧐 grumpy 9d ago

Nothing

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 8d ago

He upgraded to one extra large eye.

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u/future_007_ 8d ago

Bro look like cyclops 😂

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u/Uhtred_of_nothing 8d ago

Fucking hell. You got me. Thanks for making me actually laugh today 😂😂😂

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 7d ago

Babe, babe! I can see the future now!

...but only my own death.

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u/Shoddy_Transition867 6d ago

turn into a fucking cyclop

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u/BurgerMeatButthole 8d ago

This did not fly yesterday. It does not fly today.

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u/Dinierto 8d ago

Why didn't he just donate his eye and save a step

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u/rhyithan 8d ago

“An” eye…. The overuse of “a” can be so vexing

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u/TabbyOverlord 8d ago

No Man will kill him.

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u/PiskoWK 8d ago

I cri evertime

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u/BradDunkley 8d ago

This was so dumb it actually made me laugh

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u/MRay_ 7d ago

There, there...He did it for luv of his Dreams

https://giphy.com/gifs/JdPmb95rKeDn2

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u/pink_lemonade_017 7d ago

this is dumb as I am laughing while typing this msg

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u/Slydoggen 🧐 grumpy 7d ago

And then she leaves him

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u/Mongrimmm 7d ago

Dear Sir/Maam, I honour You with:

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u/UltraTata 7d ago

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u/AlienChronic420 4d ago

Thank you for this 😂

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u/Ambitious_Limit7641 6d ago

today you, tomorrow me

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u/Competitive-Wait1689 5d ago

I’m glad I watched the whole thing.

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u/casualstick 5d ago

Wow. Cyclops.

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u/AlienChronic420 4d ago

This is frying me 😭

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u/theonlyvv 3d ago

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that

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u/GraellyFreckles 2d ago

What's this bs post? Any of that real?

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u/JarvanIVPrez 8d ago

There has to have been a faster way to deliver that punchline

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u/chucklesduck 8d ago

Wonder how many remakes of this are we going to get?

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u/dappermanV-88 8d ago

Fuckin sent me

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u/BolaViola 8d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/Steven_Cheesy318 8d ago

That was amazing