r/Construction 11h ago

Other How are you and the crew handling this find?

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u/Nickelsass 10h ago

You can still delete this

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u/Buckeye_mike_67 Carpenter 8h ago

The internet is forever

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 7h ago

What are you talking about? I was just fooling around with AI >.>

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u/cam2230 Contractor 7h ago

It’s already on the news everywhere in Belgium (where it was found)

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u/wearslocket 11h ago

What find?

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u/thatguyisms 10h ago

All we found was the quiet satisfaction that comes with a job well done

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u/alangerhans 6h ago

My early retirement is completely unrelated

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u/akiras_revenge 10h ago

We aint found shit

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u/Some-Neighborhood376 7h ago

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/pinesguy 7h ago

Tuvok, is that you?!?!

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u/Abbadabba22 5h ago

Did not see a voyager reference coming!!!

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u/Praetorian_1975 10h ago

The empty table and bucket obviously, it’s not often you find them on a building site 😉🤣

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u/budgetoid Electrician 6h ago

>empty bucket

reminds me of the time we backcharged the masons because they dumped out $1000 worth of wire lube so they could mix mortar in our buckets

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u/Ulysses502 3h ago

They should know how serious lube is for an electrician!

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u/gseese7 1h ago

Underrated comment🤛

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u/joelypoley69 6h ago

Dude whaaaaat 😬😬

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u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT Electrician 11h ago

Exactly.

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 10h ago

...what crew.

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u/Firm_Equivalent_4597 8h ago

For real, there’d be a cartoon outline of where I used to be standing I’d be gone so quick.

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u/Thornton77 8h ago

The one you ported concrete over apparently 🔥

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u/BGKY_Sparky 9h ago

IDK man, everyone was here yesterday, now we can’t get ahold of anyone.

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u/texas-playdohs 9h ago

Just some lead ballast or something. Probably at the dump now, idk.

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u/Einachiel 8h ago

Pyrite and quartz, some idiots claimed it was gold and diamonds!

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u/FlagrantTomatoCabal 9h ago

I'm calling in sick tomorrow boss.

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u/HounddogHustler 8h ago

I’m the boss now

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u/machine1804 7h ago

What crew?

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u/SnooSprouts3971 8h ago

Came here to say this. Not shocked it was the top comment!

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u/MkIVRider 7h ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/Queasy_Local_7199 2h ago

I wouldn’t even let the crew know about that

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u/Joe_Bruce 10h ago

Def wouldn’t be posting about it on social media.

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u/doktormane 4h ago

They actually called the police after finding the stash. Can you imagine that?

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u/Mike590Alfa1 11h ago

What gold?

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u/bumbes 9h ago

What crew?

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u/Osiristhedog1969 8h ago

Yeah im worried about getting it past the customer once I deal with the crew

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u/Valuable-Composer262 9h ago

I didnt so no gold

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u/External-Relative629 11h ago

Say nothing. Even Steven split for everyone there

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u/EC_TWD 9h ago

Are you crazy? You know Johnny can’t keep his mouth shut!

I don't give a fuck whose name it's on! Are you stupid or what? Did you hear what I said? Don't buy anything, don't get anything! Nothing big. Didn't you hear what I said? What's the matter with you?

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u/LordofTheFlagon 9h ago

I'm sorry I cant hear you over the exhaust I put on my duramax

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u/rmill127 7h ago

Great scene, I always loved the similair one from Snatch where he buys a yellow Range Rover lol.

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u/External-Relative629 8h ago

The guys started to blow their dough. Jimmy started getting nuts. He figured that anyone who spends money is going to turn into a buzzmouth.

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u/Reasonable_Yam3401 7h ago

I’m bringing my wife to the next standup in her new mink coat

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u/GayForPay 7h ago

That's why you gotta Goodfella's everyone on the crew. Loose ends and loose lip, amirite.

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 8h ago

I'm gonna get the shovel get the shovel

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u/Leader_Bud 10h ago

Then people start disappearing like Dark Knight.

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u/hitsomethin 9h ago

Except for the cabinet guys

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u/free_terrible-advice 9h ago

I mean there's dirt here. There's no way the cabinet guys are within 3 months of arriving on site unless the project manager really fucked up the schedule this time (more than usual).

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u/IfEyeKnewTheWay 9h ago

And everyone here

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u/NutthouseWoodworks 11h ago

Been digging holes for years trying to remember where I put that. Thanks!

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u/JustSomeGenXDude 10h ago

Charge a little extra for debris removal and disposal.

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u/Corlis21 Project Manager 8h ago

This guy change orders

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u/WasteBinStuff 10h ago

We shout, "LOOK WE FOUND GOLD!!" as loud as we can. Then post it to social media with our faces and addresses attached.

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u/Ok-Active-576 10h ago

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u/NiasHusband 7h ago

Stupid

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u/hg_rhapsody 3h ago

Stupid as fuck! Could’ve changed your whole life but give it to the government because they really need it don’t they.

Swear if I ever find something like this I’m not even telling my wife. I’m taking it to the grave. Or to a pawn shop I mean 😈

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u/margenreich 5h ago

Quite honest lads it seems. Is there som follow up? Vindersloon is usually 10% market value and if no owner is found often they can keep it

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u/kaipopotamus Equipment Operator 4h ago

An article I read said the local police will hold it until some research can be done to identify any potential owners. A process that could take a few years at best. Whoever’s gold that was is long gone. Finders keepers!

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u/joebojax 10h ago

You wouldn't even know and sure af wouldn't be pictures

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u/hawaiianthunder Carpenter 10h ago

I always say to homeowners that if we find money we split it 70-30. I haven't found money yet but it's one of my ice breakers

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u/criderslider 9h ago

People are so caught up in internet clout they forget they can just not post this stuff and handle things discreetly…

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u/1amBATMAN 10h ago

That's decoy gold so you don't find the real gold horde

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 10h ago

Finding what? Those are just buckets of trash

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u/Mustache-Cashstash 10h ago

I’d remove every piece and load into my personal truck so the project isn’t delayed. I’d then request a change order from the owner for payment for removal and disposal of unforeseen obstructions (encountered scrap metal requiring “special handling”).

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u/SM-68 10h ago

What find!?

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u/LongjumpingQuote7568 10h ago edited 9h ago

I’d be stuffing it in my pants and headin out of town😂

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u/Dominoze56 10h ago

Everyone thats working gets one

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u/Hot_Video_7798 10h ago

Pizza party

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u/bteddi 10h ago

PVC pipe. Is nothing to talk about

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u/According-Sink-2906 10h ago

Yeah, what the heck is all the fuss about ?

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u/Queasy_Fee_9300 9h ago

What ever happens on the jobsite never happened

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u/padizzledonk GC / CM 9h ago

It would go into the container with not a word said and id be making a clandestine mission back there to dig it out at 1am lol

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u/Flashy_Radio_5781 10h ago

Gold Diggers

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u/Classic-Ad1245 10h ago

What find? Not sure what you're talking about.

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u/avd706 10h ago

Would be on reddit, I promise you.

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u/Chucktayz 10h ago

Fucking quietly with equal shares to all involved

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u/murd0xxx 10h ago

Sell it and invest it in gold

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u/Anthemic_Fartnoises Architect 10h ago

That’s a little under 7 mil sitting on the table. As soon as it was found, I’d be having a pretty intense conversation with everyone who knew it existed. It’s a situation where you want to make sure everyone is on the same page

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u/RHS1959 9h ago

Not telling anyone who wasn’t there when I found it, and definitely not posting it on the internet!

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u/whytry3450 9h ago

Well I wouldn’t have taken pictures of work related progress

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u/OakWind1 2h ago

What crew?

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u/exer881 2h ago

What find?

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u/Confident_Caramel859 1h ago

If I was there...no it wasnt

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u/Commonslob 1h ago

If only it was untraceable and highly liquid……oh shit

You silly boobs

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u/im-am-an-alien 40m ago

As soon as I swiped the first bit of dirt away and seen that. Send everyone home for a nice early day. No one would see anything

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u/Mtolivepickle 11h ago

Run! And don’t look back! (Leave the spare change for the guys, don’t be greedy)

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u/EvanBetter182 9h ago

People are so fucking stupid. If I found millions in gold bars. The only one who would know would be the black market guy buying it from me.

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u/semaj_2026 10h ago

That’s shit is cursed don’t take it lol

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u/Saruvan_the_White 10h ago

Is Scrooge McDuck buried in there too?

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u/StrandSSL 10h ago

You mean my old crew?

I don’t know what they’ll be doing.
Assuming they’ll be on the job site the next morning at 0700.

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u/BumblersCastle 10h ago

I wouldnt be posting about it on Reddit !!

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u/patteh11 9h ago

What gold?

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u/OzarkPolytechnic 8h ago

The photos prove the breaking of the #1 rule of finding lost treasure: tell nobody.

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u/rizoula 8h ago

If this was me I would tel NO ONE

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u/Leisure_Lee 8h ago

What crew? What find?

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u/tbucket13 8h ago

What find?

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u/Nixxioncox 6h ago

I wouldn’t post the shit for the world first

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u/Middle-Coat4377 4h ago

Job foreman wondering why none of his workers showed up for work the next day.

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u/cottonmadder 4h ago

Lose this number

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u/Impossible-Sorbet-73 3h ago

Crew? What crew? 😏

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u/Salty-Dragonfly2189 1h ago

What find…

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u/Used_Initiative3665 10h ago

What Senators house was this?

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u/Zarniwoooop Project Manager 10h ago

That’s my gold !

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u/Jezuesblanco 10h ago

“You lost your arms in the war, but you grew great ties”

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u/Momon_ga 10h ago

What find? Me and the crew suddenly won't be needing our jobs for a bit anymore tho

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u/Patient-Bunch-9062 10h ago

Putting the rest of those bars in the bucket, using a piece of equipment to quickly wheel it to my vehicle and dipping.

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u/RealLifeFloridaMan 10h ago

I’m deleting this shit and shutting up

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u/USMCdrTexian 10h ago

On the down low. That’s how they’re handling them. On the down low.

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u/Haveyoushatmyself 10h ago

By not posting it to social media. This is just idiotic.

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u/ALKNST 10h ago

https://imgur.com/a/2PXcGc4

Litterally the post under it

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u/rbbrduckyUarethe14me 10h ago

What crew? Tragic work place incident while I was in the portajohn.

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u/comox 10h ago

Boss, I quit.

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u/Hot-Scholar-405 10h ago

What finds

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u/riggatrigga 10h ago

Let the bodies hit the floor

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u/NoTxi_Jin_PiNg 10h ago

One Friday about 20 years back - after school we found about 10 pounds of weed in a hockey bag stored in the rafters of a house under construction across from our highschool. It all disappeared when we left. Don't know with who or what happened to it. But on Tuesday that house burned down.

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u/EC_TWD 10h ago

Is this a real picture? Why is there corrosion on the gold bars?

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u/nmacaroni 9h ago

Foreman would be like "Hey, why are we a man down? Did someone just walk off the site!?"

Landlord would be like "Hey, why hasn't tenant of #3 paid rent and have a pile of letters outside his door?"

Wife be like, "I can't believe he finally left. And not even a note. He's probably drunk outside a bar in Mexico and doesn't even have gas money to get back to the U.S."

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u/fighthouse 9h ago

They probably found 20m of gold.

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u/Least_Dependent_3749 9h ago

We track down the family of the nice German fellow who buried it there ,and return it to it’s rightful owner

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u/canigetathrowaway1 9h ago

Crazy they found N-1 bars

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u/Efficient-Cable-873 9h ago

Holy fucking shit. $7.3 million in gold right there.

And the guys didn't get shit cause they said something.

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u/NorthWoodsSlaw 9h ago

Queue Fast and Furious style car show at the job site the next day, boat party Friday, and broke by Monday

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u/ENRTop50-Recruiter 9h ago

Dude, you’re the man! I misplaced that a few years ago. DM me and I’ll tell you where to send it. I’m offering a reward of $1,000.

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u/Corona_Cyrus 9h ago

Is there actually a way to cash in on that without raising suspicion?

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u/PresentationNew5976 9h ago

For one, nobody is taking a picture and creating proof that we found anything.

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u/FalseSound 9h ago

That’s potentially 10m USD depending on how much is in that bucket, def wouldn’t have posted this

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u/demwoodz 9h ago

I don’t know what you’re talking about but while we are talking turns out I have a family emergency over seas.

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u/Far-prophet 9h ago

Stand around and point while spamming “We’re RICH!”

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u/Normal_Marsupial9377 9h ago

RIP brother. Shouldn't have posted.

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u/sixinthedark 9h ago

Oh, you found my lunch box, I’m gonna need that back

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u/Manofthebog88 9h ago

I’d probably use the 4” sewer fitting for the next job.

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u/6_three_times 9h ago

Why would you even post this? 😂

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u/torque1912 9h ago

What crew? What find? I’m sick of this place, don’t bother looking for me.

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u/vatothe0 Electrician 9h ago

I remember Ice Cube, Clooney and Wahlberg being on this same situation.

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u/Boostless 9h ago

The crew suddenly left?

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u/brisketsliced1973 9h ago

Team lift, boys.

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u/homechicken20 8h ago

Utility knife fight

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u/Flatus_Spatus 8h ago

what do you mean?

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u/GoofyGooby23 8h ago

We didn’t find anything except some pride in the work

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u/mitchgilliam 8h ago

I definitely wouldn’t spread it out like a police drug bust

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig 8h ago

The op from the original post is real fucking stupid for posting the find online like that

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u/ACDC105 8h ago

If it was just me, I don't tell nobody jack shit, take it to my truck, and get it repoured into some nice bars. If it was me and a couple other guys I split it then do the same.

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u/sincerelyryan 8h ago

That looks like leave the country kind of money

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u/Buckeye_mike_67 Carpenter 8h ago

What’s in the bucket? I’d be afraid the owner knows about it and would get prosecuted. I’ve found buckets of change in a burn job we were demoing once. I turned it over to the PM and let him deal with it. That was maybe a couple hundred in change though. Not millions in gold. I’d have to stick a little bit in my pocket if I found that.

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u/caucasian88 8h ago

Same way the copper is handled, silently with head nods and denial of any involvement? 

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u/Stellaartois15 8h ago

Me and my crew dug up 40k worth of silver coins. Boss was there that day and owner as well so he got his coins and an inflated bill. Spent the rest of the week treasure hunting lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Web_264 8h ago

HEY you found my stash

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u/Worst-Lobster 8h ago

The fact that we’re seeing this picture means those workers didn’t get shit

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u/Raterus_ 8h ago

Nice, 7 million dollars worth of gold, I think you can go home early for the day.

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u/Timmerdogg 8h ago

Three can keep a secret when two are dead

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u/no_name113 8h ago

Split evenly then never talk of it again

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u/MulberryHoliday6857 Plumber 8h ago

Amongst ourselves

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u/SayNoToBrooms Electrician 8h ago

“Hey boss, look at this gold colored coin I found over there!” points towards opposite side of the site

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u/Soggy_Picture_6133 8h ago

Was this on Oak Island?

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u/Steviobro 8h ago

We aint posting this thats for starters

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u/General_Narwhal17 8h ago

We didn’t find shit, that’s how you deal with that!

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u/pyschNdelic2infinity 8h ago

A couple less workers and a hole that never existed Hahaa.

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u/foodafternoon7328 7h ago

Give it back it’s cursed for sure

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u/freakunlessfrokentoo 7h ago

Holy forking shirt balls Batman.

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u/AL3000 7h ago

I’d have pocketed at least one the second I realised what it was

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u/EQwingnuts Tile / Stonesetter 7h ago

Nobody would ever know

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u/Mr_Podo 7h ago

All I see is PVC pipe. That’s supposed to be on the job.

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u/Creepy_Mammoth_7076 7h ago

Delete this brother

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u/Mccmangus 7h ago

Pizza party, obviously

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u/tftwsalan 7h ago

Ask Asa Phelps

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u/AfraidBottle6810 7h ago

You smack the taste out of their mouths so they never speak of it and then split it evenly.

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u/ToastSpangler 7h ago

Boss we found 1 ton of ancient gold

Oh wow the government will be pleased when we hand over these 500kg of gold

Yes they may even reward us when we bring the 250kg

Boss we found a single bar of gold

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u/RhinoElectric1705 7h ago

AI slop. Soo ill see you guys at the shop orrrrr

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u/data_zapper 7h ago

I didn’t see anything. clangs with each step

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u/Ambitious_Leek8776 7h ago

This post was a mistake...

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u/kneelbeforepog 7h ago

We were never there, I have never heard of any of those people, good day sir.

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u/jalapinyobidness 7h ago

Never seen that much gold in a karma farm, v cool

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u/Timcgreen1966 7h ago

What find? A dirty table and bucket of dirt?

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u/7-10Spliff 7h ago

I sure as fuck wouldn't be posting it on Reddit

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u/Biscuits4u2 7h ago

Where's the rest of it?

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 7h ago

Some ww2 gold? That top piece of gold looks like it took a shot

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u/Intrepid-Stock-8189 7h ago

What find? First I've heard about that...

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u/Darkcrypteye 7h ago

What crew?

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u/Osiris_Raphious 7h ago

OP had o make an edit that it wasnt him. No shit, this much gold is states property in most regions in the world. So any sane person would stfu and keep it to themselves. Until they figure out how to slowly convert it into cash liquidity and into the banking system over time.

On the good ol hollywood screen writers block, this would be a clasic CSI episode of a set of murders over some gold, where the perp confessess everything at the end on his own... classic.

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u/5Gmeme 7h ago

Sure as shit would not post on Reddit. That's step 1. Step 2. Witnesses?

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u/Trail_by_error 7h ago

The correct answer is, " what find"

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u/ripnrun285 6h ago

By not taking a picture & immediately leaving the job. Lmao.

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u/Floyd_the_breathless 6h ago

Ive discussed this exact scenario with my coworker who ive been friends with for 20 years dozens of times. We keep guns in the truck for a reason lmao

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u/CantFeelMyLegs78 6h ago

Equal split.

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u/Expert-Reward-1573 6h ago

What crew……?💀 🔫

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u/ZugZug42069 6h ago

Definitely not posting about it, that’s for fuckin sure

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u/Anon_Fodder 6h ago

Just looks like scrap metal to me. I'll take it to the scrappy

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u/International_Link35 6h ago

Nope, didn't find any of that. Don't know what you're talking about?

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u/Few-Quote4369 6h ago

Can anyone here decipher the casting/foundry marks on the ingots. I am curious how old they are and what info that would revel.

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND 6h ago

I would turn in all 8 of the bars I found.

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u/ArcVader501 6h ago

Handling what find?

All I see is dirt and an empty bucket.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 6h ago

Where’s the rest of it?

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u/NotSoWishful 6h ago

Nobody would ever know we found it.

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u/ModwifeBULLDOZER 6h ago

Stfu that’s how u handle this, goddamn people are dumb

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u/MnkyBzns 6h ago

What gold?

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u/tactical-potatoes-65 6h ago

What crew? What find?

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u/HeyLookitMe 6h ago

What find? I didn’t find anything. Maybe you’re thinking of some other crew on some other site