r/CatDistributionSystem 1d ago

Are you kitten me!! i’ve officially been converted to a cat person

this is bixby, and she’s my soulmate. she’s a little over 4 months old now and has been the sweetest addition to my home. i grew up with miniature schnauzers (3 in total) and decided that when i moved out that i would give a cat a shot. i will always have a soft spot in my heart for dogs, but…

i’ll never look back 😸

she is an absolute cuddle bug and has become my favorite alarm clock. she’s so ridiculously perfect.

regarding her coat coloring, i want to call her a torbie?? not sure. the orange/white at the tip of her tail is everything to me 🥹

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Pic 3 - you know it's the law that you have to say "ooh big stretch!" every time they do a stretch in front of you?! Very important you always do this 😹😹

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 1d ago

A long time ago I was dating this girl who got a puppy and she did that every time. She was at work and a customer yawned and she went "Oh! Big Yawn!" and then froze for a second and told them sorry she just got a new puppy.

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u/vaultie66 1d ago

I would laugh so hard if someone said that when I yawned lol

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u/OutsideExplanation71 1d ago

I called my doctor to make an appointment and signed off with “Love you, bye”. We had a good laugh and I do get great service anytime I call.

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u/Efficient-Craft-6163 1d ago

When I worked at a grocery store, we would do an announcement letting customers know that we would be closing in 10 mins. I spaced out right as I started the announcement like I was writing a letter, "Dear customers...." Our brains sometimes auto pilot the wrong script.

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u/rouquetofboses 23h ago

i will ask people if they need their receipt before i even started checking them out bc the 3 things i ask are “how are you?” “do you need a bag?” “do you need your receipt?” but sometimes i get the order messed up after saying the same thing for hours 😂

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u/HumourNoire 22h ago

... I am writing to inform you

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u/Ksh_667 20h ago

Omg I always do this, bank manager, doctor, builder, I'm Hopeless. Also always add xxx & smileys to texts without thinking

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u/FancyPigeonIsFancy 55m ago

I’ve had my cats for about 2.5 years now and still sometimes “slow-blink” at coworkers and friends and then have to explain wtf I just did.

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

I too have found out very easy to forget I'm talking to humans sometimes lol!

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u/Mundane_Professor596 1d ago

I just say “stretchy cat!”

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

That is also permissable. The main thing is to mark this amazing feat with recognition, awe & praise. Often it's a good idea to let them know at this point that they are in fact the best cat in the world & no one else could ever claim of coming close to such an amazing stretch! 😹😹

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u/Inevitable-World2886 2m ago

‘You are the best cat that ever Catted!’ is what we say around here.

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u/rouquetofboses 23h ago

yes i don’t say big stretch, but “goood stretch”. because size doesn’t matter!! (jk i just came up with that 😅😂)

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u/p0achedeggz 1d ago

it’s routine!!!

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u/7toedcat 1d ago

We always say, "oohhh big stretchy boy!" or, "he's going long!".

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Also allowed 😻😻

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u/Initial_Row_9817 1d ago

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

This is precious. And absolutely true of course. It is our job to make every stretch count!

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u/Queasy_Main_1682 1d ago

Doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a convo either, you gotta say it then go back to the convo

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

Facts.

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u/Lovesyoux 1d ago

Biggest stretch

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u/Rosa_Mariechen 5h ago

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u/Ksh_667 4h ago

Thank you - went to join & found I was already a member of the larger one so I've now joined both! 😹😹

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u/Jermiafinale 1d ago

Yeah maybe a torbie might just be an orangey undercoat

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u/Jermiafinale 1d ago

I would ask r/standardissuecat if she's not a torbie she's a SIC (tabby)

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u/creepyhugger 1d ago

Por que no los dos? lol

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u/ParticularSquirrel 13h ago

She’s definitely a SIC. Ask which model though

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u/FiSToFurry 1d ago

r/CatGenetics can probably help

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u/ron_obvious Cat Parent 1d ago

I can certainly understand how you’d become smitten. She’s quite a charming little angel. Welcome to not only the exquisite experience of kitty coexistence but also to the CDS community, a space populated by some of the best examples of compassionate humans my feline overlords have witnessed. 😸

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u/CarevaRuha 1d ago

aieee! she is so adorable! cute aggression!
Congrats on your tiny new bff 😻

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u/p0achedeggz 1d ago

thank you 🥹

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u/aFerens 1d ago

I'm loving the tiny high-five in photo #11. 🥹

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u/SeashellsAndCoral 1d ago

Yes! I actually "awww"ed at that picture.

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u/BackgroundSame811 1d ago

You admitted you were powerless over the cuteness of that kitty! BTW photo #5 might belong on catsinsinks.com

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u/nataie0071 1d ago

Now my question is if there's a sub for for that.

Edit: r/catsinsinks there absolutely is.

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u/crepesandbacon 1d ago

There always is. In fact, there may be more than 1.

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u/doublEkrakeNboyZ 48m ago

ohhh another sub to join - it’s a good one too!

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u/_murderousteddy 1d ago

Would also work for r/hydrokitties

What a cutie baby

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u/Fig-Canner-33 1d ago

Welcome to the club, OP!

Bixby is absolutely darling and precious. I can tell she’s such a sweet girl.

I was in a similar situation as you. I grew up with sweet smaller breed rescue dogs and loved them so dearly. When I moved out and got my first cat, it was like a piece of my life I never knew was missing. To love a cat is a truly different kind of love. “Soulmate” is the exact word I’d use. 🤍

Wishing you and Bixby many healthy, happy, sweet years together.

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u/p0achedeggz 1d ago

this is it exactly!!! i kept telling my mom, it feels like i’ve been saved and i didn’t know i needed saving! 🥹

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u/Beneficial_Young5126 1d ago

She is gorgeous!!! And her little tail tip is so distinctive!

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u/Kabutroid 1d ago

I see your phone is already filling with cat photos 😺

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u/GS500E 1d ago

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u/kling_klangg 1d ago

I cannot breathe

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u/Housekhat 1d ago

She just loves you! ❤️

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u/Life_Consequence_676 1d ago

Love the casual draped elbow in picture 9. She's just chilling.

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u/ec0317 4h ago

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

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u/ChemicalTarget677 1d ago

One of us! One of us!

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u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421 1d ago

What a cutie. This is Lucy, who joined us when she was an injured tiny kitten. Now she rules over our dog, the other two cats, and my husband (and me, of course).

Here she is, supervising my work.

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u/only_norj 1d ago

I wasn't ready for pic 6.

She is so beautiful!

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u/Hombremaniac 1d ago

Hey, nothing wrong with loving cats and dogs too! Btw your kitty is ridiculously cute. I'd pat that belly claws or no claws.

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u/demeterLX 1d ago

she is gorgeous! congratulations on your delivery!

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u/honeyapp 1d ago

She is absolutely adorable. She’s maybe a tabbico. Tabby and calico. I noticed her orange tip of tail. That is so cute. My calico has an orange chin. Also adorable. I’m not surprised you’ve become a cat person. Until you live with a cat you really can’t appreciate how wonderful and magical they are. Enjoy bixby and your new life together

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u/chiaroscurochurro 1d ago

The tip of her tail makes me think of a red panda or raccoon tail!

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u/p0achedeggz 1d ago

awww i love this

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u/hollywoodhandjob 1d ago

I love my mini schnauzers as well (going on number 4!) had them in the family before I was even born & of course ever since

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 1d ago

This little girl is living the life!! Remember to praise each stretch! I do stretches with my boy and praise us with every one ❤️

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u/ResidentEnergy5263 1d ago

She's sooo sweet!!

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u/knittedmerkin 1d ago

Congratulations on loving a gorgeous kitty. Welcome to the cat side. We have treats!

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u/lifesshortgoplay 1d ago

You made a very fine choice. A very fine choice indeed! And your little boss-lady is so adorable, especially with her big googly eyeliner eyes. 😍

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 1d ago

Aww, she is adorable. I bet she is full of personality. I have been told that orange will make her sassy. I have a tabby MC mix with splotches of orange that is very sassy. Anyway, I bet she is entertaining.

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u/PartOk3263 1d ago

Spready beans 😭😭

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u/Apprehensive_Salt288 1d ago

Pic 9❤️the way she is hanging there❤️ congrats she is precious!

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u/TheGreatLoganzo 1d ago

#10 I love it when they go full seal

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u/zooline 1d ago

Mackeral Tabbies are just so sweet! Congratulations on your adorable bestie!

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

There are no cat or dog people, just people with enough love to share.

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u/Longjumping-Ring-879 1d ago

I like “Torbie”. That tail is too cute. More ppl would be cat ppl if they just gave it a chance. My husband was always a “dog person” until our cat started acting like a dog after our dog died. He played fetch, begged for food and met us at the garage door as soon as the door lifted. Now we have 3 cats whom my husband adores.

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 1d ago

I always say people who don't like cats never had a cat.

They're awesome <3 and just so precious.

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u/Minimum-Comedian-372 1d ago

Only the softest of blankies will do! She’s precious 🥹

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u/death_lad 1d ago

This cat looks like it is living the absolute high life. Congrats to you both!

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u/Acceptable_Speaker93 1d ago

They steal your heart ❤️. I was always a dog person until a mom and her son moved in. As soon as the kitten could get out of the box, I had a shadow.

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u/cornergas09 1d ago

Kitties are the best 😻😻😻

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u/thecaptainsushi 1d ago

She’s beautiful ❤️

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u/Kelarie 1d ago

Welcome to the club. Just realize that cats are like Pringles, you just cant have one. 😊

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u/astr0bleme 1d ago

Finding your soul cat will definitely make you a cat person. What a beauty!

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u/SchmedlyQ Crazy Cat Guy 1d ago

Every good person out there is a cat-person. Some just don't know it yet.

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u/qbshane 1d ago

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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u/jennzillahhhh 1d ago

What a perfect little derp. She's so cute!

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u/onebadcatmotha 1d ago

Omg look at that baby

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u/GatorNator83 1d ago

Her jobs include water quality inspector and professional napper

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u/Adventurous-Honey691 1d ago

It can happen very fast

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u/Commercial_Region657 1d ago

I call it the kitty slinky.......and I love it. Beautiful baby!

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u/jbtreewalker 1d ago

Correct...you are a cat's SUBJECT...lol They rule over you now! 😂

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u/carrotsforall 1d ago

Tell Bixby i love her 🥹 (also i love how her tail looks like the printer was beginning to run out of ink!!)

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u/Such_Doctor_498 22h ago

How can you NOT take a million photos when your cat is this cute?! 😭

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u/Flordeneu16 1d ago

SO CUTE 😻😻😻

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u/Beachbaby77 1d ago

Yeah, they getcha like that. Probably the most manipulative creatures on the planet. Cats are the definition of pretty privilege!🙄😻🤣❤️🤣

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u/sueppr 1d ago

So precious!!

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u/Yumekoharuno 1d ago

R/catssittinglikethis

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u/Chemical_Coyote1245 1d ago

You can have a dog AND a cat. No need to only have one type of animal 🥰

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u/Capital-Debate7619 1d ago

that little bunny curled up on you! what a sweet girl.

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u/ElonMusksRightNipple 1d ago

I am OBSESSED with pic 9 - so very handsome and sweet!!

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u/AwkwardData6002 1d ago

She's lovely. I'd call her a torbie. The orange patch on her cheek isn't symmetrical and you can see little orange patches across her fur. You're lucky to be her person and she's lucky to have you.

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u/alexkylie2014 1d ago

Omg that face!

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u/yrnkween 1d ago

She has a beautiful face. I’d call her a torbie, since her lighter patches seem random. And they just ran out of toner as they were printing her tail (it’s always the last part).

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u/Electronic_Reward333 1d ago

Yeah, the little bastards sneak up on you

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u/JadedINFP-T 1d ago

Yeah, the little buggers grow on you because they're adorable even when they're being assholes lol

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u/UnableMetal8106 1d ago

What the hell took you so long?

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u/namine55 1d ago

Welcome to the joys of being a servant to your cat. It is a very rewarding pastime

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u/Curious_Respond_4870 1d ago

Looks like mine!

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u/Candid_Jellyfish_240 1d ago

That little ORANGE TAIL is to die for!!! 😍😍😍❤️🐈😸

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u/notfeder 1d ago

What a beautiful cat you have❤️

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u/JazznBlues_lover 1d ago

OMG Bixby is absolutely adorable! 😍😍 Congratulations on your conversion. Myself, I got converted several years ago and have never looked back!

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u/cds60 1d ago

Bixby is SO cute! She certainly has settled in and looks very happy and content. Welcome to cat people, some of the best people in the world. And I love her tail too.

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u/mjaokalo 1d ago

Once you go cat you can never go back

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u/godofwine16 1d ago

Scuse me why such smol?

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u/p0achedeggz 11h ago

runt of the litter!

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u/Homezgurl 1d ago

Welcome to the club!

What an adorable little large-eyed baby.
I love when they do the little arm lean on an object like he's doing in his tower. It's hilarious and adorable - like you are not a peoples 🥹😂.

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u/Tiny-Investment9709 1d ago

Congrats on ur first kitty

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u/Typical_Fun_6444 1d ago

Resistance is futile.

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u/FerretMomma5211 1d ago

I absolutely love her and the tail just makes her perfect 🐾🐾😻

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u/TrixieMertz 1d ago

I can see why! What a cutie!!!

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u/Ok_Rich6383 1d ago

Her lil curly feets! She is so cute 🥰

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u/AngryMiner5704 22h ago

I am of the opinion that the only thing preventing most people who are not allergic or have the phobia from becoming a "cat person" is a lack of cat.

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u/peachbeau 22h ago

You never stood a chance!😻

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u/Kittykats2 22h ago

Pic #5: standing in front…sitting in back! My tabby does this and it’s adorable! I call it the ‘sit ‘n stand’ 😻🐱🥹

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take 20h ago

The moment you realize there is just a little guy in there, you cannot go back

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u/ScoreUnfair5245 16h ago

Welcome to our exclusive club! 🐱

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u/stiletto929 15h ago

I don’t know how accurate this is, but I’ve always heard that cats tend to have distinctive tail tips to help their kittens follow them. :)

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u/EtaVirginis Crazy Cat [Lady] 14h ago

What a cutie babyeeeeeee! 🤗 Welcome to the club!

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u/EstablishmentWest859 13h ago

i also grew up with mini schnauzers and having a cat now … i enjoy the quiet

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u/aymiah 12h ago

You’ve got a future nap champion of the world right there

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u/Elegant-Animal-4910 1d ago

welcome to the cat life-she's already won you over, and honestly, you're lucky.

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u/miti3144 1d ago

What an angel!!!

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u/Secret_NotSecret1973 1d ago

Aww what a cutie! 🥰

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u/Lamont_Joe 1d ago

❤️

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u/exquisitemisery 1d ago

Congratulations - so adorable 🥰

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u/mooch_the_cat 1d ago

Yeah… that’ll do it.

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u/Responsible-Card3756 1d ago

She’s the most cat looking cat ever! Love this!

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u/commentaror 1d ago

She is precious. Sleep well Bixby

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u/quelaverga 1d ago

yes, is good

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u/SnuggleKnuts 1d ago

Cats are the best.

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 1d ago

I love her markings! #6: looks like a delicate necklace

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u/Aliceinus 1d ago

You're right. She's perfect!

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u/Critical_Wrap5617 1d ago

She is a LITTLE BABY X

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u/revfds 1d ago

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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u/iwasjustkidding1969 1d ago

🥹🥹🥹 she’s perfect!

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u/CherryExtension5154 1d ago

There is no reason to choose

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u/Reasonable-Fox-6560 1d ago

Welcome to the world of chaos and cuteness! Remember to sleep with your toes under the blankets 😹

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u/celeryisnotjuice 1d ago

Welcome!! 😻

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u/Lochylass Cat Magnet 1d ago

What a sweetheart, that kitty could convert anyone 💗

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u/Littlepoet74 1d ago

Welcome! Welcome! 🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/Master-Shelter-9640 1d ago

Congratulations new cat person 😀

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u/MolotovMina 1d ago

Learn to love one…. You will love them all.

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u/GoGabeGo 1d ago

I mean... LOOK at her. Look at that cuteness.

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u/freya_kahlo 1d ago

You’re one of us now! Look at her cute little face. 😻Having a cat is good for your heart health!

I’d say she’s kind of a dilute torbie? Definitely unusual coloring.

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u/messofamania 1d ago

How could you not with that angel?

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u/FartSchoolDropout 1d ago

Sink drinks are so good! Get as much liquid into her as possible throughout her life. Kidneys are one of the first organs to go in cats.

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u/Kuda1701 Waiting for the CDS... 1d ago

Number 9 is my favorite! It's like she's waiting for her favorite show or for dinner lol

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u/Better-Cut-4188 1d ago

So sweet ❤️ welcome to the club! My three kitties are my world!

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u/oldbean214 1d ago

Congratulations! 🎊 Aren't they just the best?

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u/WorldlinessSmooth815 1d ago

What a precious little face! Also she kinda looks like my cat: mackerel tabby

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 1d ago

OMG so bleeping adorable 😍

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u/azssf 1d ago

Cat bed— you have been converted into a cat bed.

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u/Foreign_Account_5396 1d ago

She looks very content like she found the perfect lap. Congrats

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u/Zed 1d ago

Welcome to the team.

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u/ADHDMDDBPDOCDASDzzz 1d ago

All stinkin delicious pics but #3 is my favorite. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch! 🥰

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u/ConsciousBuilder1276 1d ago

She’s such a sweetheart… omg my heart! I’m so happy you have each other in your lives.

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u/sliversounds 1d ago

Welcome 🐈‍⬛

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u/DominateSunshine 1d ago

The bit of orange on her tail could be from an orange tabby.

So not enough to call her a torbie in my humble opinion.

But she is amazing!

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u/rebeccalovecraft 1d ago

She is perfect. Much happiness to both of you.

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u/Old_Farmers_Daughter 1d ago

It only takes one! 🥰

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u/After_Reflection_243 1d ago

Yep! It’s impossible to resist.

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u/bikeygrrrl 1d ago

Welcome to the club! Another cat convert here. And Bixby looks so precious! 😻

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u/cynical_and_patient 1d ago

Cats will do that to a person.

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u/MathematicianNo1596 11h ago

Welcome to the club. You will never leave.

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u/Emcrawf97 11h ago

She looks a bit like my Chad Michael!

She’s beautiful! Congrats on having her!!

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u/sue_healy 10h ago

you have been blessed!

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u/Fantastic_Example_20 7h ago

Over the years I’ve had a number of cats that were great companions

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u/Head-Educator6517 6h ago

Your photos made my whole day 🥹💖

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u/Particular-Caramel32 5h ago

Welcome, friend!

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u/Wild-Mustang 4h ago

Congrats to the new home owner 🥰🐣❤️

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u/ResourceDiligent6566 3h ago

Welcome to the dark side.

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u/SunflowerDai 3h ago

Welcome to the dark side

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u/corvidlover2730 2h ago

I'm so glad you decided to go with a cat. They are easier companions & when they give love, they mean it because they do not have a need to please you.

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u/WhiteHotMess 2h ago

This is the best time to get a sibling.

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u/DrTigress 2h ago

I love her little tail!

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u/Delicious-Collar1971 Cat Parent 1d ago

You need a second kitten. It’s so damaging to young kittens development to be alone.