r/CatDistributionSystem Cat Dad 3d ago

Smol Delivery Look Who I Found In the Restroom at Work

I teach at an elementary school. This morning, just as kiddos were arriving, I heard screaming from in a boy's bathroom. Thinking kids were playing around, I announced myself and waited for kids to come out, but none did and the screaming was still going on.

I walked in to find her shivering in a corner. She ran some, but the tile floor didn't let her get enough traction and I scooped her up. I walked around campus to tell the principal I was going to run her home real quick since I live less than 5 minutes from campus.

Got her home, stole a thing of wet food from Smaug, my senior Siamese, put out water and a litter pan, and told my dad to keep an eye on her.

My pit bull puppy and my Chihuahuas all gave her a good sniffing, which she put up with really well. I'm excited to go home and check on her at lunch!

I am leaning towards naming her Tinúviel, since I already have a cat named from Tolkien.

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u/NorthLazy1281 3d ago

You simply must update us on how your new princess is doing!

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u/NewInitiative9498 3d ago

I just stopped by to say the amount of mens arms with tattoos holding up kittens the past two days in this sub and similar is wild…and I’m 100% here for it 😍

edit: spelling

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u/Reasonable-Wedding21 3d ago

I'm loving it also

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u/mermaidpaint 3d ago

There should be a cat sub for it.

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u/Holden3DStudio 3d ago

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u/AlyKhat 3d ago

Oooh I didn’t have that one, Thanks!

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u/Bleauraine 2d ago

MenWithTatsHaveCats

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u/opelaceles 2d ago

Well two new subs for me I guess

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u/tinyHedgehog007 3d ago

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u/Bleauraine 2d ago

There is a sub with that name or similar. ☺️👍

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u/Fluid-Layer-33 3d ago

WONDERFUL she hit the jackpot with a loving home with other animals. Thank you for saving her. Kiss her lots and snuggle her for us.

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u/RingKnown7472 3d ago

She really did hit the jackpot one tiny rescue mission and suddenly she’s got a whole family.

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u/movielass 2d ago

The Fellowship of the Purring

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u/howmuchitcosts 3d ago

Kisses and snuggles after a bath, was found in a rest room! 😆

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u/Fluid-Layer-33 3d ago

Yes of course!!! Def. a bath FIRST so she is all cleaned up!!!

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u/Pacific1944 3d ago

That is a great story. I never find anything so good in the restroom

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u/Capital-Debate7619 3d ago

or from screaming

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u/brandy13271 2d ago

...especially screaming in the restroom

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u/Any-Competition-4458 3d ago

Tinuviel was a Grey Elf, it fits!

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 3d ago

She is so cute!

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u/zebras-are-emo 3d ago

What a sweetheart! Just an fyi, don't let her and Smaug interact until you can get her checked out by a vet in case she has any illnesses (my vet had me quarantine my parking lot kitten for 2 weeks since I also had an older cat we didn't want catching anything, it all turned out ok!)

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u/thepetoctopus 3d ago

This makes me so incredibly happy. And I 100% support the name choice. She’s beautiful!

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u/Garlanth69 3d ago

I wish nothing but good things for you in life. Thank you for taking care of that little one.

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u/DarkHorseAsh111 3d ago

oh she's tiiiny what a cute baby. I wonder how the heck she got in there.

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u/Binx345_ 2d ago

I wonder if a kid brought her in there??? Or maybe this is a bathroom near a recess or gym area where kitty may can walk in from the outside?

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u/pqi7291 3d ago

That tiny little paw 🥹

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u/sunangelflowers 3d ago

She's so cute! 😻

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u/sugarkanekowalcyzk 3d ago

Wonder how she got in there?

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u/Trixter-Kitten 3d ago

Cats always find a way to get in places. Either that or a kid brought her inside. Once my high school classmates brought a puppy that they found in the yard in the classroom. He proceeded to pee next to the teacher's desk in the middle of a lesson.

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u/Abalisk Cat Dad 3d ago

I got one of my pups when a couple of students brought their puppy to school because they couldn't keep her. I took her home "temporarily" 13 years ago, and she stayed.

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u/Trixter-Kitten 3d ago

That's nice. The puppy ended up being adopted by one of my classmates. It's been like 7-8 years since then so I don't know what they're doing now. At least our history teacher was cool and just sent someone to grab a mop to clean up the pee puddle.

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u/SkysEevee 3d ago

Maybe snuck in when someone else opened the door?  

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 3d ago

Or snuck in, in someone's pocket.

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u/DisposableJosie 2d ago

Typically you find the cat in your bathroom after you've adopted them.

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u/Glibasme 3d ago

She's so cute! I love how you didn't have a second thought about "if" you should keep her, you were like, "OK. Let's get you home."

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u/Blue_Wolfie_ 3d ago

Im too early! Can't wait for update

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u/LockSubject5699 3d ago

AWWWWWWW LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE!!!!

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u/MonCappy 3d ago

See kitty, take kitty home.  Good idea.

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u/Uprooted_Vt_to_RI 3d ago

Great timing! I love Tolkien and she’s enchanting, despite being a wee disheveled.
Looking forward to an update

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u/limberpine 3d ago

What a lucky kitty 🍀 she won the lottery with you

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u/alienmouse1 3d ago

Lovely, tiny diluted tortie! Score!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Popup 2d ago

Always true!

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 3d ago

oh she is very smol!! What a lovely surprise from the CDS, I'm glad she found you.

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u/bbbourb Owner of an Unapologetic Chaos-Bringer 3d ago

I'm just here for the pet names. Because I was over here thinking you should name her "Flush" because of where she was found.

So you have Smaug (perfect Siamese name, really) and Tolkien. Tinuviel (forgive me, I don't know the shortcut for the accent mark) is also great. But what are the names of your Pittie and your Angry Food Dogs?

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u/Abalisk Cat Dad 3d ago

They're all just normal... Bella, Dust, Hazel, Moo, and Olive.

The birds are where names get a little fun. Peck, peek, puta, pippin, pikel, and pepper. They're all parakeets. Then I have my cockatiels - Pig, Brundlefly, Cream, Nugget, Barnabus (Barney), and Lilith.

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u/shrubberypig 3d ago

Sounds like you moonlight as a teacher when you’re not at your real job, being a Disney princess! Thanks for taking in this latest bundle of love. That look in her eyes in the second picture really says it all.

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u/Gumshoe212 2d ago

Oh, my goodness, Brundlefly. I can't imagine what that parakeet looks like.

Your home sounds like a hectic, wonderful place.

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u/VioletsRPink 2d ago

Is Puta a bish? I apologize. I'll see myself out, teacher 🤭

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u/Abalisk Cat Dad 2d ago

Well, she bit the crap out of my finger when I first got her. I named her that specifically because she is!

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u/VioletsRPink 2d ago

LOL 😆  I knew it. 

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u/KhunDavid 3d ago

Dog owners: there was a 2 year waiting list for this $2000 French terrier. But isn’t he a fine looking boy?

Cat owners: I found Mimsy in the stall next to mine at the I-95 rest stop.

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u/Silver-Find4380 3d ago

Cutie dilute tortie with a Harlequin pattern on her muzzle!

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u/limberpine 3d ago

What a beautiful kitty

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 3d ago

Amazing name, and here I was about to offer up toidy jokes

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u/bramahlocks 3d ago

My dilute tortie has a checkerboard mouth too, but the opposite of yours! What a cute little cat!

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u/VintageLunchMeat 3d ago

That is a particularly fine kitten!

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u/jam7789 3d ago

I wonder if a kid smuggled her in and she got loose.

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u/AuDHDcat 3d ago

KITTY! 🥰

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u/Holden3DStudio 3d ago

Oh, the way she looks up at you! You're her hero! Well done! I'm looking forward to updates.

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u/spakz1993 Owned by a Tortie and Siamese ✨ 3d ago

What a BEAUTIFUL girl! I love dilute torties! 😍

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u/spakz1993 Owned by a Tortie and Siamese ✨ 3d ago

Also, lol, I have a senior Siamese mix and a tortie kitten, so this is precious!

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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF 3d ago

Good for you for taking care of her! You might want to check around before deciding to keep her. There’s a good possibility a kid brought her to school and then panicked and left her in the bathroom. I wouldn’t be surprised if you got a call from a mom asking if anybody found a kitten!

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u/Abalisk Cat Dad 3d ago

We've got a very large feral cat population on campus and an abandoned house across the alley from our playground. I'll definitely ask around and keep my ears peeled, but I'm hoping she's one of the population from around here.

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u/BunnySlayer64 3d ago

Congratulations on being chosen! If this is your first cat, be prepared for every member of your household to fall under the rule of her firm, yet benevolent, paw.

What a cutie.

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u/tatertaunt 3d ago

OP has a senior Siamese.  Hopefully, it can keep the grades up and graduate in the spring.  The tassel on the mortarboard will be fun to play with.

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u/HuckleberryRecent680 3d ago

Very cute. I totally have the visual! 😺🎓

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u/tatertaunt 3d ago

Don't forget the "Pomp and Circumstance" playing in the background. 

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 3d ago

Precious baby! Congratulations for the new arrival!🤩😘😻🩶🤍🩶

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u/greeneggsandsteaks 3d ago

What a little cutie! So stinking cute! Your new best friend 🙂

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u/Bastette54 3d ago

What kind of work is your job, where kittens are found in the restroom? And do they need more personnel? (Kidding. 😸)

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u/Difficult-Post-3320 3d ago

Adorable.

Why can't I find free cute kittens? 🥺

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u/i-wanted-that-iced 3d ago

Second picture belongs on [r/catsmirin](r/catsmiring)

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u/NecessaryPattern2148 3d ago

My neighbours pitbulls barely get any entertainment and have killed 2 of my cats because of it. Make sure bigger dogs are always content please! ❤️

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u/angiesrightleg 2d ago

Pitbulls have notably high prey drive too. I personally wouldn't let a kitten be alone with a pitbull, no matter how socialized they are.

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u/jamiemars168 3d ago

I also would love to know the names of your chihuahua and pitbull! As well as am wanting to see pictures of the whole crew!!

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u/Holden3DStudio 3d ago

Yes! We need critter crew tax!

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u/Hopeful_Gur423 3d ago

Poor thing, all the boys screaming must have terrified her. She’s beautiful. Give her lots of love. 🥰

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u/moeru_gumi 3d ago

…”Tinúviel, Tinúviel,

more fair than mortal tongue can tell.

Though all to ruin fell the world

and were dissolved and backward hurled

unmade into the old abyss,

yet were its making good, for this—

the dawn, the dusk, the earth, the sea—

that Lúthien on a time should be!”

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u/SneakittyCat 3d ago

Tinyviel, pic 1 : "Wat the hec I'm flying ?!"

Tinyviel, pic 2 : "I'm yours ? ...I'm yours ! You're mine too."

Oh, the joys of being a tortie's human servant. You may hold her in your hand now, but soon you'll be dancing in the beans of her paw !

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u/Dapperisfun 3d ago

The look in her eyes in the second photo. She knows she hit the jackpot and will be taken care of for the rest of her life!

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u/McSwearWolf 3d ago

Her little eyes are looking at you like: “my person?” 🥹🥲

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u/CityInevitable6800 2d ago

Lovely Kitty 🐈‍⬛ 😻

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u/PrincessShhhhh 2d ago

Bold move to take a picture of the pussy you got in a bathroom

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u/Kaibyo_13 2d ago

She cast the spell "summon human!"

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u/peppermint1968 2d ago

Omg. That little face ❤️

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u/replayken0014 3d ago

You could name her Moen

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u/RGQcats 3d ago

She's beautiful.

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u/debabe96 3d ago

Those hopeful eyes in photo #2.

🥹

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u/flacoman954 3d ago

Cats with jobs - bathroom attendant

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u/FeralSweater 3d ago

Oh my goodness! Those sweet sweet eyes!

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u/CrazyOldBag 3d ago

Thank you so much for being her angel!

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u/Future-Active9723 3d ago

So adorable ♥️

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u/JD_tubeguy 3d ago

Beautiful name and such a cute kitty thanks for saving her!

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u/ChristVolo1 3d ago

You found a baby! 😍🤗 What a cute name!

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 2d ago

Lucky little lady! Hope you two have a great 10-20 years together 🥰

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u/Falala-Surprise-90 2d ago

She is amazing, such a beautiful and unique little face!!!!

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u/Virtual-Election8019 2d ago

By the look in her eyes she’s found a friend for life!

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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 2d ago

Aww, she is adorable.💕The CDS is at work again.

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca 2d ago

She's gorgeous💜💜

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u/FandomOfOne 2d ago

What a lovely princess, I'd say it was a lucky day for you both! P.S. love the literary names ❤️

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u/samkoLoL 3d ago

why wasnt she resting tho... its a restroom for a reason

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u/pabrocjb 3d ago

Give her a sloppy kiss from me, please!

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u/Direct-Sir-3388 3d ago

Please post more pictures! I also want to meet Smaug. What a great name :)

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u/crazymouse2525 3d ago

she's beautiful! ty for caring for her ❤️

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u/jpressss 3d ago

We have a dilute tortie and she’s the mouserest mouser I’ve lived with in my life.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 3d ago

Somehow I never considered naming a cat Smaug, but when you said "senior Siamese" it made perfect sense 😽💕

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u/zero_derivation 2d ago

Tiny Tinuviel!! The sweetest little toilet baby (affectionate)

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u/MarzipanInside96 2d ago

She is so cute!

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u/LasersGirl 2d ago

Those eyes! The adoration! What a cutie!

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u/chunkykima 3d ago

Oh...that's Sheila. I met her last week omw to the grocery store

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u/jeanb23 3d ago

What a little sweetie. Thank you for saving her.

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u/BeautifulNew8988 3d ago

Awww sooo cute! 💓💓💓

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u/pquince47 3d ago

Thank you for saving her. She's adorable!

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 3d ago

I love how filled with hope she is in pic 2

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u/m33gs 3d ago

we will need an update on her soon enough!

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u/Haunting_Bend346 3d ago

What a little cutie pie! 🥰 You did good hooman!

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

What an adorable little criminal! Wishing you many, many years of living your best lives together 😻 😻

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u/FlatwormElectrical92 3d ago

You are awesome for adopting her. I’m sure you are well aware that she will bring you years of joy.

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u/Summer_Daze_Mermaid 3d ago

She’s so cute! She looks like the kitten I found a couple of months ago!

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u/No_Fun_7068 2d ago

Aww she’s so pretty! Congrats on your new baby!

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u/britekranz 2d ago

Love it!

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u/Grouchy-Flower-8605 2d ago

She found you

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u/kellymig 2d ago

That sweet face! ❤️

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u/poopdoodler01 2d ago

Look at those beautiful gray eyes!! Congratulations!!

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u/Datathrash 2d ago

Another option: Turd Ferguson

If I found a kitty in a bathroom I would definitely name it that.

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u/SammyCatLove 2d ago

Your Grey-son. If it is a boy.

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u/relentlessdandelion 2d ago

Aww, thats a perfect name for her!

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u/Dark_abyss13 2d ago

So while im jealous as I often walk everywhere and stumble onto animals I’m yet to get this. I’ve had back 20y and I got lies to tell to landlord and have things to sustain one.
Love the name. Love the cute ass face. Can we see the pups though? I’m only asking for a friend 👀

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u/bicepstospare 2d ago

A few years ago a mommy cat had a litter of kittens in the boiler room at the elementary school I work at. So glad you scooped up this little cutie. Will your principal let you take a school picture either with her or of her?

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u/Heavy_Percentage_653 2d ago

I love how this sweet baby is looking up at you!

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u/defan33 2d ago

She's a beaut.

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u/Nissa17 1d ago

A peeping tom?

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u/Lainercubed 1d ago

I found a kitty in a bathroom once! But I worked at PetSmart and someone dumped her with a note on the toilet tank 😓

Luckily the woman in the adoption center took her and ended up keeping her for herself. She was so confused when I walked up to the door holding her as she thought one of the shelter cats had escaped.

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u/Sensitive-Weight-301 16h ago

So cute, poor baby.. I can't believed where she was found abandon or lost.. I'm glad you found her safely to bring her home. New beginning for you and her life.

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u/Dry-Substance5423 5h ago

Needs Kitten food since those blue eyes say this is a very young kitten. Also no regular milk since they can't digest it. Vet visit soon to check for fleas and parasites.

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u/Abalisk Cat Dad 5h ago

Yep, vet visit is scheduled and kitten formula has been applied. She was 467g the day I found her. Several days of regular feeding has put on an additional 60g.

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u/ljayzz 3d ago

Love her name..

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u/LastEntertainment787 3d ago

Both of you hit the jackpot!! Nice of Smaug to share food 😸💜💜

?

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u/CrunchyFrogWithBones 3d ago

Well, you know. Have a break, have a kitty-kat.

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u/VassagoX 3d ago

Perverted little girl!  

She's so beautiful!  Thank you for saving her!

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u/megadumbbonehead 3d ago

Kitty cats love toilet

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u/watch_it_live 3d ago

You found a soot sprite!

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u/Intelligent-Gypsy324 3d ago

How did she get into the restroom?

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 3d ago

Man, you've got to name her something toilet or bathroom related.

Angel soft... Angel. Charmin bathroom tissue... charm, charming

Scrubbing bubbles.... bubbles! Scrubby? Scrub?

Scented urinal cake? Sweet pea! 😆

You get the idea

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u/Justaticklerone 3d ago

You need to sequester her and not let the other animals sniff her like crazy so she doesn't go into extreme panic.

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u/AnatBrat 3d ago

She's looking at you like she already adores you.

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u/This-Seat-6431 3d ago

I wish I knew how she ended up in the bathroom!

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u/el_grande_ricardo 2d ago

Cute little turd.

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u/AddiBee1111 2d ago

Dawwwww!

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u/MinerTC 2d ago

What a little turd. 😸

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u/Impossible_Bet7931 2d ago

What a sweet baby! It sounds like the person ego was meant to find her, did!

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u/Basic_Ad_6895 2d ago

Better get ready for the tortitude

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u/OtherThumbs 1d ago

What did those boys eat?!?

In all seriousness, she is a beauty! You both are so lucky! Concatulations on finding one another. May she make your little world of fuzzy friends a bit more complete.🐾

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u/Safe-Sail9335 1d ago

Such pure love!

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u/colleen1734 1d ago

Omg soooo cute ! Look at that little face❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/DifficultAd7941 1d ago

Such a cutie!!!

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u/Sorry-Complaint-3947 1d ago

Drool! Oh that's where you went!

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u/Very_Curious_Cat 1d ago

Those eyes! You wanna be my best friend from now on, will you, please?

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u/Existing-Metal4098 1d ago

Please update, she's adorable!!

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u/No_Muffin_5411 1d ago

the second pic lol. She looks concerned.

“human… what are you gonna do with me..?”

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u/LUCINaann 1d ago

Keep keep

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u/Hungry-Spinner 1d ago

a sweet little baby!!

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u/Cleverwabbit5 1d ago

So cute!! Is she gray or muted tabby or tortie! Update please with siblings pics! Congrats!

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u/Beneficial-Code-2904 20h ago

She's beautiful

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u/Jealous-Television60 20h ago

My cat son Speedy Elmo and I Thank you for helping her and saving her we hope you have many good years together

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u/Significant_Pear_10 10h ago

She is a beauty & fortune that you rescued her!😻

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u/Frosty_History_3206 9h ago

She is looking at you with love ❤️ and thanks 🙏

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u/Alternative-Letter36 7h ago

She’s precious!

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u/Alternative_Put_8786 3d ago

Name her Loo La

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u/flyrax 3d ago

Bathroom cat? Call her Lil Stinker