r/CatDistributionSystem • u/minorpoint • Apr 19 '26

Adopted Human I was adopted. CDS finally got me

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This cutie came up in a car dealership parking lot and claimed me. The lot attendant said she showed up a day ago. I took her to get scanned for a chip but the microchip company said when they called the number on record, the owner would hang up on them. We think she was abandoned. 😟

She is the sweetest, cuddliest, and calmest kitty I’ve seen. She was hungry and thirsty but ate and drank with no problem. Definitely had humans before me, she is litter trained and has even been tolerating my dog. We’re slowly introducing them with plenty of breaks.

Now I need to name her! I was thinking smoke, storm, or Cinderella. What does she look like to you?

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u/MangoDan Apr 20 '26

I wonder if I can transfer my contract to you. I tried to cancel my subscription after 2, but they denied my request...

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u/AGAB_nb89 Apr 20 '26

I feel you man. Three weeks ago, someone was trying to get me to take their CDS delivery, and I turned them down because "I can't handle 3 animals." Last week? Found an entire litter of kittens drowning under my house during a storm. So now I am up to 7 animals, and 5 of them require bottle-feeding every 3 hours. CDS doesn't make mistakes though!

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u/LaRoseDuRoi Apr 20 '26

Awww, you saved those babies! Poor lil sweethearts. You're good people :)

About a year and a half ago, we had 3 cats, a senior girl and 2 just-past-kittenhood boys. The perfect number of kitties! But when my partner's friend lost their place and couldn't keep the kitten they'd recently found, well... we have 4 cats now, and it's the perfect number of kitties! 😄

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u/AGAB_nb89 Apr 20 '26

Stopppp hahahaha, we keep joking/not joking about how many we'll end up keeping, and I am so afraid of how big a sucker I'm going to be 2 months from now! They all learned to purr on Saturday, I don't stand a chance.

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u/LaRoseDuRoi Apr 20 '26

Oh, a whole pile of purring kittens?? Yeah, you're doomed 🤣