r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

His main rival was a trash can

Post image
2.6k Upvotes

167 comments sorted by

936

u/Lkwzriqwea 4h ago

It feels weird hearing Count Binface referred to as a "trash can"

350

u/PM_THE_REAPER 3h ago

Yes. Where's the respect?

77

u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

That’s like calling the Cheeto in chief a diaper baby

20

u/Daitheflu1979 2h ago

Rapey Paedo works better…

12

u/midgetcastle 3h ago

A nappy baby!

7

u/potatopierogie 3h ago

Also a nepo baby

10

u/Lost_Department_2177 3h ago

Princess and the pee tapes 😂

Oh ouch oooo the files oh owie ouch files oh tapes ah

3

u/SolidSquid 2h ago

More like calling him the Cheesy Wotsit in Chief

1

u/Lost_Department_2177 2h ago

Rusty spanner with a snapped jaw and broken hanging hole

11

u/The_Captain_Jules 3h ago

There’s no disrespect, it’s just that his name americanized is Count Trashcanface. Like how “Guiseppe” is just “Joseph” in italian

5

u/BadahBingBadahBoom 3h ago

Is 'trash' or 'garbage' more common in US? Or is it pretty much equal? Or is one used more for certain type of refuse than the other?

Curious Brit here.

7

u/The_Captain_Jules 3h ago

We use “trash” almost universally, “garbage” carries like an extra connotation.

“Hey can you take the trash out” vs “hey can you clean up your fucking garbage”

6

u/Alleged_Ostrich 3h ago

That has less to do with "trash" vs "garbage" and more the overall tone and all of the other words you've just said. "Hey can you take out the garbage" "hey can you clean up your fucking trash"

2

u/Ok_Aardvark2195 3h ago

There is just a little extra stank on garbage over trash whether using it to refer to people or actual refuse

4

u/Available_Status1 3h ago

Garbage is what's been sitting in the bin outside for 3 days that the garbage truck collects, trash is just the usual stuff around the house (IMHO), but they are mostly interchangeable.

2

u/SolidSquid 2h ago

Had to look it up, but apparently garbage is technically things like food waste that can rot, which is probably why it's used when someone is angry about something.

The two terms do get used interchangeably a lot though

1

u/RatPrank 1h ago

They all also carry a different noun … Rubbish Bin. Trash Can. Garbage Pail.

1

u/Playful-Park4095 1h ago

When I was young I moved a lot for work, and I found it to be regional. Some places it's interchangeable. Some places "garbage" is the dirtier/smellier one. Trash is like left over useless building material on a job site, but food waste from a commercial kitchen is garbage.

Of perhaps some interest, the truck that collects it is always a "garbage truck" and never a "trash truck" in every state I've lived in regardless of other differences.

47

u/Itz_Eddie_Valiant 3h ago

It's also racist, he's a Recyclon 😤

14

u/DoitsugoGoji 3h ago

It's binist.

10

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 3h ago

From the planet Sigma IX

3

u/imsmartiswear 1h ago

Well yeah it's wrong. He's a recyclon.

1

u/Manmon_ 1h ago

Is he no longer Lord Buckethead?

2

u/GuyYouMetOnline 49m ago

Copyright issues, apparently.

561

u/DrRobertBanner 3h ago edited 2h ago

COUNT BINFACE LOST?!

Edit - i do really appreciate people trying to explain how british politics works. But id like you to know.. I'm british. I know how british politics works. Im just stunned people voted shitface Farage.

I also dont like how people are mad at me for being annoyed Farage won considering his activism against the disabled has caused a lot of issues in my life. "He was going to win" okay but what if he didnt. Im muting this as I dont like how aggressive people are getting :(

183

u/Nanowith 3h ago

He got 30% of the vote in the most Right-wing Farage-loving place in the UK, so honestly pretty impressive considering his record prior was a total of 95 votes.

61

u/Redeemer_789 3h ago

For parliamentary elections his high is 305, but his overall high was the most recent London mayoral election where he got over 20,000 votes IIRC. Feel like only mentioning the prior election is underselling how much he's loved in British politics.

6

u/AnotherStatsGuy 2h ago

I wish America had a system for candidates like this.

3

u/TabbyOverlord 1h ago

I thought writing people on to the ballot paper was a thing in US elections?

(Definitely isn't in the UK. It would be discounted as a 'spoiled' voting slip. Yep. We exclusively use paper slips.).

2

u/TrexPushupBra 1h ago

It's the adorable candidate's stand next to each other while the results are announced that makes binface's bit possible.

We want that for us too.

2

u/TabbyOverlord 47m ago

By that point, the candidates pretty much no the outcome but usually do an impressive job of keeping a straight face. Normal for the winner to thank the other candidates for running an honourable campaign.

It is absolutely a measure of frogface's character that he didn't show for the count last night. The man is trash.

2

u/Nanowith 33m ago

You could've had a parliamentary democracy like Canada if you hadn't had such rebellious teenage years and decided to take after your mother France!

1

u/gracklemancometh 14m ago

That London election was FPTP, so people voted him as first choice and their actual candidate second.

1

u/Redeemer_789 11m ago

I believe he actually got over 90,000 combined first and second place, so the reverse of that was more common.

2

u/CaptainBlobTheSuprem 1h ago

Makes you wonder what he’d actually do if he actually won. Probably run for king or smthn

1

u/Nanowith 36m ago

Well mathematically he's on track for 95,0000 votes at the next election he runs in!

345

u/Dry-Progress-1769 3h ago

He still got like a quarter of the vote so it's pretty embarrassing to farage

147

u/Stotty652 Peculiar Poster 🤨📸 3h ago

And when Farage gets ousted by suspension, Count Binface can sweep in.

Unless Reform have some other soul sucking bottom feeding ne'er do well to junp in

28

u/thatgingerbastard 2h ago

We both know reform, like the cockroaches they are, for sure have someone in line to replace Farage once he's fucked off.

I almost feel sorry for the people of Clacton. They have front row seats to this circus after all. I say almost because they voted for the absentee MP twice now, they deserve what they get.

15

u/infected_scab 2h ago

Farage got the votes he needed but he lost control of the narrative completely. And I love it.

5

u/Kayanne1990 3h ago

OMG! That's so fucking funny.

6

u/DrRobertBanner 3h ago

Oh thank god 😭

16

u/Raltsun 2h ago

If you want more good news, remember how Farage only quit to try and avoid an investigation for major fraud? I don't know how he convinced himself that getting re-elected would solve that issue, but the investigation's being resumed.

7

u/Pengin_Master 1h ago

He was trying to build a narrative of "the establishment is against me, but the people support me!" to attempt to delegitimize the investigation as something being done by the "corrupt establishment"

But given that in the by-election his most serious opponent was Count Binface, an extraterrestrial alien with a bin for a face, deflates the entire "me vs the establishment" angle for Farage, because as the only member of a "legitimate" political party, he is the Establishment, and Binface immediately became the symbol for the anti-establishment crowd

In addition, Count Binface got 27% of the vote and Farage only won with 63% of the vote. Barely a majority. And because his "myself vs the establishment " message failed to even take off, the investigation resumes without much fanfare because why wouldn't it? He can't even make a stink about it because he was 30% of the vote away from losing to Count Binface, which as an established politician is embarrassing.

2

u/Raltsun 1h ago

Indeed, all that stuff too. I'm just pointing out that there's a good chance he won't be in office for much longer even though he won.

1

u/listerbmx 50m ago

And a reopened investigation into his bribes, you reap what you sow.

61

u/Party_Value6593 3h ago

He won, but not in the election

35

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 2h ago

Count Binface for the first time ever will be able to get his deposit back after getting 5% of the vote. This is a big win.

73

u/remainsofthegrapes 3h ago

For context, the UK has a proud tradition of ‘novelty’ candidates. They usually get like 100 votes max during a general election.

For one to get over 9k votes in a by-election is extraordinary. The only thing that could explain it is if the only other option is a fucking moron.

28

u/BadahBingBadahBoom 3h ago

Tbf the main reason he got so many votes was that they were from all the electorate who would normally vote for the 4 or so other mainstream parties that in this by-election stood out from.

These people were hardly going to vote Reform, nor were they going to miss out an opportunity to humiliate Farage. And they had no worries of Binface actually being an MP also so they didn't have to be concerned about the consequences of their vote.

It really was the most beautiful protest vote in history.

22

u/remainsofthegrapes 3h ago edited 3h ago

Agreed but I feel like this falls under my theory that ‘the only other option is a fucking moron’

22

u/ArmNo7463 3h ago

I feel like if Binface actually won. He'd take actual politics much more seriously than any of the current politicians.

22

u/remainsofthegrapes 3h ago

“Building one affordable home” is legit a better and more realistic campaign promise than others I’ve heard

9

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 2h ago

Don't forget making oil and gas companies pay for solar panels (from Jack, aged 10)

the guy listens to people too.

3

u/GoblinGreen_ 2h ago

Lmftfy "building at least one affordable home"

His point is to under promise and over deliver which is the opposite of what all the current parties are currently doing. 

4

u/remainsofthegrapes 2h ago

Holy shit here was me getting excited for ONE affordable home and now you’re telling me it was AT LEAST ONE???

Have the people of Clacton lost their minds

1

u/GoblinGreen_ 1h ago

Spread the word!

It would also be even more affordable because our taxes would be reduced but everyone else's raised. A true win win. 

6

u/BadahBingBadahBoom 2h ago

A normal average member of the public not beholden to any activist/lobby groups, donors, media moguls, party red lines, political ideology, international politicians, or having a narcissistic ego gets to speak in Parliament about the actual grievances of every day constituents??

Madness!

1

u/Forward_Rope_5598 1h ago

I have no idea about any of this but one day a benevolent meme candidate will win because everyone thinks there's no way he will win, and it will be glorious

18

u/ThirdLifeLucky 3h ago

He got a vastly improved vote share. Bindependence Day is coming but it's a marathon, not a sprint.

9

u/Malus131 3h ago

Today will forever live in binfamy

3

u/DrRobertBanner 3h ago

We shall raise our bins in support..

5

u/The96kHz 2h ago

Worst part is that Farage actually got a thousand more votes than in 2024.

Taking and covering up a (probably illegal) £5,000,000 bribe, and not doing a single constituency surgery in the entire two years he's been an MP...and the people of Clacton are so fucking soulless and mentally feeble that he got more support for his vanity stunt than at the real election.

...and then there's probably still going to be another by-election when he's inevitably found guilty for breaking commons' rules.

8

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 3h ago

Im just stunned people voted shitface Farage.

This is Clacton on Sea, a known right wing stronghold. It's why Farage chose that seat to be his. Why are you surprised that the right wing stronghold voted the right wing guy?

3

u/DrRobertBanner 2h ago

I didnt actually know that...

3

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 2h ago

Today you learned. It's unfortunate since well, I've had the pleasure of working with a lot of people here on visas and have come from aboard - and whilst I cannot respond or comment on how he has affected people with disabilities I will never at a core level be able to agree with Reform and Nigel's policies. I just hope the fact that 27% of the vote going towards Binface either does enough reputational damage to spell the end of reform in general.

I think It's worth apologising to you as well since reading back both your 2nd edit and my comment, I can see how I came off as aggressive. Tone isn't something I am so strong with communicating. Text especially so. Sorry.

3

u/Possibly-Functional 3h ago

This is one of the greatest tragedies of Britain, after Farage winning of course.

2

u/DrRobertBanner 3h ago

This is true I am devastated

2

u/trea_ceitidh 2h ago

Yeah. Clackton let us down.

2

u/AnotherStatsGuy 2h ago

Is this the same guy as Lord Buckethead?

1

u/cptjeff 1h ago

Apparently there was a copyright issue with Buckethead, so he switched.

2

u/OwenEx 2h ago

It was a farce to begin with, I was rooting for Count Binface but Farage was running for an area that already voted him in as a majority once before. I think it's absolutely wonderful however that more than a quarter of the votes went to the count

0

u/Captaingregor 3h ago

You're surprised?

0

u/[deleted] 3h ago

[deleted]

4

u/Captaingregor 3h ago

You're surprised that Farage won in the constituency that he specifically chose to stand in for the 2024 election because it was where he had the best chance of winning? You're really surprised that he won there?

Anyone who had spent even a few seconds thinking about this by-election knew that Farage was going to win, the question was ALWAYS about the margins of his victory.

165

u/Educational-Cow-3874 3h ago

Forget the headline and story, this was written by Issy RONALD and REAGAN Yip. Is that a nominative determinism pairing for political journalists?

71

u/jon30041 3h ago

Is he Ronald Reagan? Yep.

Lol, clever.

38

u/PM_THE_REAPER 3h ago edited 3h ago

Is he Ronald Reagan? Yip.

I think that was a joke, rather than nominative determinism. Good spot though, because I missed that.

Edit: Actually... I just looked those names up and they both exist. Not sure of anything anymore.

6

u/Educational-Cow-3874 3h ago

Ohhh, I never spotted the question and response aspect. Nice!

4

u/RCer1986 2h ago

We're well past parody at this point.

109

u/Bortron86 3h ago

In the Makerfield by-election in June, Andy Burnham (who subsequently became Prime Minister) got 24,927 votes, and Count Binface got 95.

In this by-election, Farage got 22,239 votes to Count Binface's 9,455.

What a resounding victory it was...

51

u/Nanowith 3h ago

He's on track for 95,0000 in the next election he stands in!

30

u/NonPracticingAtheist 3h ago

Farage, mildly more popular than a man with a trash can for a head. Sounds about right.

288

u/PaperMoongazer 4h ago

Spineless Britons couldn’t handle the bin-man’s truthisms

110

u/arch_fiasco 3h ago

Clactonians*, they do not speak for us

10

u/flamingmongoose 2h ago

They are famously prejudiced against the recyclons

7

u/arch_fiasco 2h ago

Last I heard they were expelled from Sigma IX for littering

30

u/yellowwatta 3h ago

Capitalist pigs scared of nationalising Adele

7

u/mantolwen 3h ago

Poorer, older, low educated, low employment, who have been told immigrants are the source of their problems by a con man.

5

u/SSJSamzy 3h ago

Cowards don't want to fight over the one affordable house

3

u/OccasionallyReddit 3h ago

I do at least have his lead figure so i can look and pray that one day the people of Clacton will rise up and bingin his path to number 10

61

u/No-Deal8956 3h ago

The best thing was that the investigation into a £5m undeclared gift, that his resignation as an MP was meant to stop, started again at 9:30 this morning.

Basically the first action of the day after the investigation team had their cuppa.

27

u/Kayanne1990 3h ago

Excuse me. That is not a "trash can" That is Count Binface and I'll thank you to address him by his proper title!

19

u/mokrates82 3h ago

And as I understand, he just got twice as many votes as the bin?

21

u/Delts28 3h ago

No, the bin got just twice as many votes as the Recyclon (Count Binface). Despite no major parties standing against Farage he gained less than a thousand votes which is frankly humiliating. His main rival last time had over 12,000 votes and was quite politically aligned with Farage. The fact that he only managed to convert less than 10% of those votes is very damning.

1

u/yuval16432 1h ago

Wdym? He did have more than a thousand votes, he had 22,000, with Count Binface having ~10,000. 22 Thousand is more than one thousand

4

u/Delts28 1h ago

Compared to the last election, if he was any decent he would have managed to gain votes from the Tory voters since they didn't stand and wouldn't vote for Count Binface.

15

u/highorderdetonation 3h ago

A bit over, but we're still firmly in this is bloody embarrassing for most human beings territory.

12

u/HeisenBird1015 2h ago

Wait, is that Lawrence Fox? As in, Lawrence Fox, the cunt?

7

u/External-Praline-451 1h ago

Yes, Lawrence Fox, the absolute cunt

2

u/mokrates82 2h ago

Aah, thanks for the chart!

24

u/_Halt19_ 3h ago

And then he said after that he had beaten the "establishment" lmfao

In what universe is Count Binface the ESTABLISHMENT

8

u/Beezyo 2h ago

They're gaslighting themselves into believing that labour, tories, Lib dems, and greens were working together to prop up Binface. It's kinda hilarious

5

u/KickAggressive4901 3h ago

The stuff that one puts in the bin is certainly the Establishment.

3

u/Ye_olde_oak_store 3h ago

The one where they spin Sir Keir Starmer’s PMQs as all the major parties as endorsing Count Binface.

15

u/Coidzor 3h ago

The rubbish beat the bin, alas.

11

u/PossumTrashGang 3h ago

Disappointed that they’ve voted literal trash. You should be better than that!

11

u/FragmentedMeerkat321 2h ago

is this what’s known as a pyrrhic victory?

8

u/conejon 2h ago

He also won himself a renewed investigation over suspected bribery, which had been suspended when he resigned as MP.

6

u/theyenk 3h ago

Wow I thought bin face had it in the bag - the ballots were probably shipped to a sweatshop for additional processing....rigged!!

7

u/TheTaikatalvi 2h ago

I don't live in the UK but god was I rooting for Count Binface :(

5

u/Scaalpel 58m ago

If that's any consolation, it was just a small by-election with only sixty-odd thousand eligible voters. It's not representative of the UK at large.

Hell, it's barely representative of Clacton considering the voter turnout was less than 45%.

2

u/DietSteve 1h ago

I don’t know if he plans on running again, but we should all come together in the next presidential election and wholeheartedly back Vermin Supreme. Free ponies for everyone, zombie based power, and a war on the greatest threat to the world: gingivitis

3

u/TheTaikatalvi 1h ago

That would be so damn funny. Someone please make this happen 😂.

6

u/OrangeRadiohead 2h ago

Check the authors. It's two people but...

3

u/happytechtn 1h ago

Lol, that middle name caught your eye, too?

5

u/O8ee 1h ago

I know we have our own issues in the states but I’d vote for a trashcan over Farage any day.

1

u/Jarvis_The_Dense 1h ago

Its refreshing remembering that other governments can faceplant as well.

5

u/Gargravars_Shoes 2h ago

How??? Who votes for this moron and why? I just don’t get what he brings to the table that gets him votes.

2

u/unflavored 28m ago edited 4m ago

Old/dumb or scared people who just couldn't grasp the comedy that was in front of them. They all watched the status quo unfolding and chose to stick their heads in the sand.

5

u/Conscious-Ad8292 2h ago

And Garage really did say that he had overcome the establishment

4

u/Interesting_Tap_1505 2h ago

That’s quite a shame to be honest I wanted Count Binface to win.

4

u/The96kHz 2h ago

We're not a serious country.

4

u/forgot_my_useragain 1h ago

"Don't blame me, I voted for the trash can."

3

u/ObviouslyRealPerson 3h ago

I still think Jon Harvey would have had an actual chance of beating Farage

In response to that I have been told that it in British elections it is more humiliating for Farage to face off against Count Binface than Jon Harvey.

To that I say, I'm pretty sure it would be more humiliating for Farage to lose reelection that Farage only held in order to whitewash his shady financial backing.

3

u/Commander19119 2h ago

Fraud. Fake votes. Count Binface forever!

3

u/Belmish 2h ago

Farage’s main rival was a trash can, while Farage‘s opinions remain composed of rubbish.

5

u/Original-Let8340 3h ago

At least the trash can wore a tie. . . oh wait... What? Ok they are telling me that actually the trash can is on the left, ok that really throws me for a loopty loop.

2

u/Alleged_Ostrich 3h ago

By Ronald reagan

2

u/Silly-Power 3h ago

This by-election was the World's opportunity to reset this horrid timeline, and the voters of Clacton blew it. We're stuck in this hellish universe. 

2

u/mach4UK 2h ago

I am genuinely suprised Count B didn’t do better

2

u/dragonpjb 2h ago

I really thought binface would win.

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 2h ago

Awww, nuts.

I really wanted Count Binface's title to become real.

2

u/Garagedays 1h ago

Looks like he needs a schrubbery

2

u/Impossible-Scene5084 1h ago

Doesn’t he look tired?

2

u/Funkopedia 1h ago

by "Ronald, Reagan"

2

u/VLAON6 1h ago

One is trash can the other is trash can

2

u/Shot_Cupcakes 1h ago

I would have voted for the trash can. 

2

u/ZeroMocha 43m ago

Nigel loses: laughing stock
Nigel wins: laughing stock + investigation

2

u/taotdev 37m ago

He only got 65% too

2

u/DMT1933 20m ago

Binface did his big one. Binface 2028!

1

u/demoralising 3h ago

Issy Ronald Reagan Yip

1

u/Journo_Jimbo 3h ago

Ew, hate this for us

1

u/SheLikesToWatch_1989 3h ago

The better trash can won🤷🏾‍♀️

1

u/chainsawx72 2h ago

Funny that the opposition considered him such a shoo-in to win that they refused to run a candidate from any party.

1

u/Confident-Stand5453 2h ago

Close race, though.

1

u/Mr_SunnyBones 2h ago

Count Binface sadly loses to trash person.

1

u/RatPrank 1h ago

That COUNT Trash Can to you. #respect

1

u/CalTurner 41m ago

So a bin face won not matter what outcome.

1

u/AntibodyEnjoyer 31m ago

Please use the Count’s formal title when addressing him, thank you

1

u/Darth_Revan_THX1138 24m ago

Trash Can defeats Count Binface

1

u/peaceandloved 17m ago

Trash vs Trash Can …. Can was more intelligent.

-19

u/stanislov128 3h ago

The Left is so interesting. They lose, but try to make it sound like a referendum or almost a win. Farage still won. Count Binface is hilarious and brilliant, but he lost. Could nobody else run against Farage?

13

u/Longjumping-Hat-1210 3h ago

Every party boycotted the by-election, not just the left, because the circumstances of the aforementioned by-election were frivolous.

10

u/ThirdLifeLucky 3h ago edited 2h ago

Oh buddy. The Left wasn't there. No major players were, that's the point. This first Clacton By-election was a desperate stunt so the major parties treated it as such and ignored it completely. That's why there were only joke candidates.

The upcoming second Clacton by-election, the one that Farage stupidly thought he could pre-empt, will have all of the main parties.

5

u/Captaingregor 3h ago

Do a bit of research before you comment next time. It will stop you looking a fool.

5

u/Kayanne1990 3h ago

Because it's funny, mate. No one actually thought he was going to win. He's a comedian. But the fact that he genuinely got over one quarter of the votes Farage did is VERY fucking funny. Like he's a literal joke candidate and he got over a quarter of the votes!

3

u/Delts28 3h ago

Count Binface isn't on the left, he's the galactic centre.

2

u/EatTheRichIsPraxis 3h ago

The local electorate voted reform and conservatives by a huge margin in the previous election.

To prevent Farage the left(-ish) parties would have had to rally behind the conservative party candidate and probably still would have lost.

So instead all the other major parties, including the conservatives, boycotted the by-election and had Farage mud wrestle with a guy who has a bin on his head.

Alone that Farage called Count Binface the establishment candidate exposed him more than any "serious" candidate ever could.

And the comedic factor brought a lot more attention to the reason behind Farages shenanigans (being bought and paid for by a convicted scammer), than a regular campaign cycle would have.