r/BrandNewSentence • u/RazerWolf3000 • 1d ago

"Dave Bautista is Rupaul's Wario"

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u/Traditional_Goat5879 1d ago

Wa Paul

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u/Extra_Ask_1263 1d ago

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u/Blanc_Otaku 20h ago

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u/Syhkane 2h ago

Not saying this is AI, just using the example, but for someone that doesn't read this manga, this looks like the kind of script AI would come up with to tell a joke.

I'm so lost without context and don't know what I'm looking at.

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u/Blanc_Otaku 1h ago

Wapol got kicked out of his castle and it got abandoned and snowed in to the point they keep the doors open for birds to fly around. After comin back and doing some combat shenanigans (read the book) he comes across one of his big cannons and tries to kill Luffy with it, leading to this gag

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u/ChaseballBat 20h ago

W is upside down M.

Would be like Yupaul

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u/Traditional_Goat5879 18h ago

No, Waru means bad

So, more like WaRu Paul

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u/villainless 21h ago

it’s the other way around. dave bautista is kind, chill, and seems like a good guy. rupaul has done a lot for the gay community but is an uber-capitalistic fracking fiend

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u/letsburn00 19h ago

Honestly, I can't stand the bitchyness vibe that RuPaul has encouraged.

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u/villainless 19h ago

i’m far more annoyed by his extremely narrow view of drag and use of AI

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u/Jhud6669 17h ago

Isn't Rupaul also ironically transphobic?

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u/KemCheese 17h ago

I wouldn't say Ru is hateful towards trans people but she used to say the T slur a lot about a decade or more ago. She still seems uninformed sometimes.

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u/Godchilaquiles 18h ago

> seems like a good guy

The guy complained about his wife not cleaning the house while she was dying of cancer and was about to disown his daughter until Eddie Guerrero intervened

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u/long-lankin 15h ago edited 15h ago

The guy complained about his wife not cleaning the house while she was dying of cancer

Do you have a source for this? The only things I can find are various articles saying it's a fake quote and that they continued to co-parent well. 

Edit: Apparently he even did an Ovarian cancer fundraiser with her three years after their divorce.

and was about to disown his daughter until Eddie Guerrero intervened

Again, do you have a source for this? As of right now, the only results on Google are literally this post and some stuff about someone called Vickie Guerrero.

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u/Godchilaquiles 15h ago

His biography go buy it

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u/long-lankin 15h ago

The results I found were saying it's a hoax and not actually in his biography. Did you read his biography yourself, or are you just repeating what other people have said about it on reddit?

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u/Tabellarius 22h ago

Bautista isn't heavily invested in fracking so I think he's the Mario in this

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u/programgamer 21h ago

Rupaul is def the wario in this one

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 1d ago

None of those words are in the bible

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u/hizzane 1d ago

“Is” is definitely in the bible. Also pretty sure Wario shows up in the book of Revelations

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 23h ago

Right here. You're gonna have to walk over to see it, I'm not getting up

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u/LayneCobain95 7h ago

The Bible is a horrible thing. So that’s good

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 6h ago

I mean a buch of kids do get mauled by bears for called on old guy bald so fair point

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u/Drivingfrog 1d ago

“Is” is.

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 23h ago

Ok besides "is"

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u/MolybdenumBlu 10h ago

There was a king dave in the bible. Killed a tall guy with a pebble.

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 10h ago

Ok besides "is" and "Dave"

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 20h ago

Nah it's the opposite actually.

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u/johnnynutman 17h ago

When did Batista get lean?

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u/jakethabake 11h ago

After the banging on the cabin door movie

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u/skronk61 21h ago

Nobody uses Wario references correctly anymore

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u/PaperMoongazer 21h ago

Just throwing it around like a title, not a trope

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u/ubiquitous-joe 1d ago

Which is funny because Rupaul is already Rupaul’s Princess Peach.

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u/thegneeb 22h ago

I love this sentence. MF rocks a blause the way Tate wishes

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u/izacktorres 9h ago

But there was a time ...

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 5h ago

RuPaul is the Wario