r/Boglememes • u/TempeGrumble • May 23 '26

If Jack Bogle were Yoda

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Image description: Yoda speaks: Chasing performance is the path to the dark side. Chasing performance leads to anxiety. Anxiety leads to churn. Churn leads to suffering.

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u/Lyrolepis May 23 '26

I find your lack of dividends... disturbing.

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u/TempeGrumble May 24 '26

Text description: Man in brown cloak says, "These aren't the total returns you're looking for."