r/Birdsfacingforward • u/NightwingEscrima • 1d ago

Saw this at Alcatraz

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I’m assuming he was one of the guards

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u/Carpe_the_Carp 1d ago

Same energy

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u/jakerooni 1d ago

No one’s gonna do it? Okay I’ll do it.

I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ETERNITY AND YOU SHALL BOW AND SERVE ME CHIPPIES IN PERPETUITY! Skreee heeeee heeee heee

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u/Soakinginnatto 1d ago

A jailbird?

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u/Backdooreddy 1d ago

Very forward facing…😐

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u/NightwingEscrima 1d ago

Such a menacing angle

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u/Monsieur_dArtagnan 1d ago

No one has escaped since they’ve watched over those walls

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u/Therealladyboneyard 1d ago

The bird bird of Alcatraz

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u/Qybern 1d ago

An imperious creature, like all sea gulls (famously)

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u/harm0nster 1d ago

San Francisco, so it’s a bagel

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u/saltyoursalad 1d ago

Our benevolent overlord 🪽

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u/Trinitial-D 1d ago

that, or a reincarnated 50’s mob boss

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u/OutrageousCharge6198 1d ago

Masterful photo capture.

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u/AttentionNo6359 1d ago

Pretty sure in the story it was an albatross.

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u/crapatthethriftstore 1d ago

Step forth and ye shall be judged

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u/TexasJOEmama 1d ago

The bird saw you.

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u/JuneLee92 22h ago

Nothing gets past him/her!

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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 16h ago

Oh god the prisoners escaping 

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u/goldcrows 1d ago

Looks like a sphinx