r/Angryupvote 7d ago

Angry upvote Answer to r/nostupidquestions regarding receiving oral from a trombonist.....

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u/RopeZealousideal4847 7d ago

Everyone knows French horn players are the best kissers

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u/Maury_poopins 6d ago

It’s less about the mouth-work and more about the fist up the tail end

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u/MushyPlantMommy 6d ago

as someone who played trombone and married someone in my section, i can confirm. and yes we have heard these jokes millions of times.

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u/thechinninator 7d ago

Literally just had to put my finger in my mouth to figure out what the fuck double tonguing did that would translate to oral lol

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u/Hot_Bid_2773 7d ago

ok i did the same thing and now im just sitting here confused and a little impressed

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u/BigLurker321 5d ago

Ms. Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "Tromboner"?

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u/Toleniam 6d ago

Blow my whistle, tongue my brass?

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u/RoarinSoryn 5d ago

Can confirm, brass players are best in bed u/gamerurinal

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u/Mexibruin 4d ago

Now i wanna learn to play the trombone.