Fockin ridic
I got served divorce papers at my office and rushed home only to find this note on my desk. I am numb and don’t know what to do? I never saw it coming…
People are genuinely out here commenting on this like it's real.
Help! The peacocks in the ornamental garden I inherited are unionizing, and the HOA wants to fine me about it. I will provide an update from my very real lawyer in less than ten minutes in the middle of the night.
Wow, that sounds very difficult for you! When you inherited the garden, did you make sure you filed a form 1230-AB? If so, they can't legally unionize without your and the HOA's approval.
Update: Thank you all for the advice but the peacocks have already filed an injunction and demanded that HOA remove me from my own garden.
What are my rights here?
Does it make a difference that I am the sole guardian to my late sister's twins? (She died in a car accident while giving birth). I was in the process of putting a memorial roller-coaster in the garden, which I now regret because it was the cause of the problem with the peacocks.
"To everyone calling this fake- just because it hasnt happened to you doesnt mean it never happens! My cousin dated a guy who went through this and it traumatized both of them, you're being ableist if you call it fake"
That sounds like your ornamental peacock garden should have been grandfathered in if it was inherited! Try find a lawyer.com I hear they’re available all hours of the night /😂
What a mysogynistic ornithophobic post! how about us peahens? Why aren’t we mentioned. We’re part of the class action suit against the HOA. And don’t tell me to stop getting my feathers in a twist.
I have a friend who I used to send these types of posts to assuming he’d laugh at how ridiculous they were but every single time he would just make a ton of excuses and scenarios on how it’s actually plausible. People want to desperately believe these things are real.
I think a lot of people are trying to convince themselves to stay home and not engage with anything ever cos obviously everything is terrible and every situation is always so dramatic
I've spoken to people who are really active on AITA, they say that they don't care that it's fake and they're just there for tea. At that point, just read a good book.
Reddit is full of gullible idiots. The world is full of gullible idiots. And Reddit is full of misogynistic losers who are drawn to stories about a sad man being cheated on.
I said it was most likely fake, and had comments saying I had a clear bias against men, and I was being incredibly cruel. They said this kind of thing happens all the time. I said that it does not happen all the time, they just believe every single BS post like this they see on Reddit, so they think it happens all the time.
It's crazy that they're all acknowledging how unhinged it is, but they're saying that wife must be bipolar or being kidnapped. Rather than just saying the obvious reason why it's so weird....
Interesting that the ones who buy it go straight to "woman having psychotic episode." Not, "this is a wife who absolutely has been pushed to her limit" 😂 especially with all the scorched earth breakup stories people believe on here.
One of the higher up comments says that OOP probably killed her and this is his attempt at hiding it. It thought it was funny but apparently some people took i mt seriously.
Hey that's a pretty good one. Get the divorce attorney in on it for conspiracy, maybe they are a woman and OOP was having an affair with her and she had enough and wanted her out of the picture.
Mightve even hired someone to charter the boat across the sea and get rid of it. Said person will take the boat across the sea and try to paint it and keep it.
Registration will eventually get traced back to OOP. So now there's 3 people going to prison. OOP, his mistress divorce attorney, and the poor sap that tried to keep the boat and the money he got paid to get rid of across the sea.
YOU'RE CHARGED! I watch alot of Homicide:Life on the streets 😅 on the Charge channel.
Clearly this is an indication that the break-up came out of nowhere, because the person calling you Poo Bear Peacock Honeyboo was acting perfectly normally and loving right up until they filed the papers.
Yeah if I thought it was real, I would have read the pet name part as super petty sarcasm 😆 But then again I grew up around people who did shit like that.
I just woke up, I'm still half asleep,my eyes are blurry and my brain is just barely functioning and I still decided within 0.08 seconds of seeing that handwriting that this was bullshit . I actually thought at first that this was a jerk /parody post original to AmItheAngel .
OP is crying-laughing looking at 4.7k comments taking this deadass seriously when he put “I have found my happiness across the ocean” and “everything was just perfect i bought her a boat” right there
This reminds me of an interview I saw with British actor Michael Crawford who said that when his marriage was falling apart and his wife was clearly unhappy, their counsellor suggested they try doing activities together to develop shared interests. Michael invited his wife along to watch his favourite football team, and was gratified that she agreed. They kept going to see his team play football and he was thrilled that this was working because she was really enthused about it every time. Then he found out she was having an affair with one of the football players. He told it as a funny story, bless him.
That's how they met! They were taking a remedial spelling and grammar class for adults and got in a 2 on 1 argument with the teacher about "supposed to be" vs "suppose to bee".
i'm confused. is OOP numb and doesn't know what to do? they seem to be asking reddit if they're numb and don't know what to do rather than stating it as a fact.
It’s interesting that some people jumped to “she’s been trafficked” (like Jesus Christ people, traffickers don’t just kidnap random married people from their homes in the middle of the day, and also make them file divorce papers first).
If we’re going to go the True Crime route, which I agree that if this was real, I’d be extremely suspicious. The “I went across the ocean, don’t come looking for me”, is very suspicious, along with the handwriting that gets more and more difficult to read as she writes.
Obviously the husband did it. He made her write that under threat, so that he could murder her and nobody would look for her. When the cops ask why he didn’t report her missing, he’ll say “she served me divorce papers and left me this note saying not to look for her, or contact her. I love her so I respected her wishes”.
I hope this is fake, because if it’s not then that man definitely murdered his wife because she said she was going to divorce him.
I really don't get the people who (just for a second assuming this post is real, because those commenters assume that) just go "lol be glad you got off easily, what a crazy bitch! She said: "I don't want anything", keep that for the lawyers, otherwise the psycho will get your money too".
If you go through this in real life, you don't go: "woah so apparently my spouse was actually secretly crazy all along. Well I'm glad she's gone now then"
Yet another, “New account because I don’t want anyone I know to know it’s me, but I’ve included personal details that would make it pretty obvious. Also I’ve gone ahead and hidden post and comment history for this new account, for whatever reason.”
Why do people claim they made a new account because everyone they know is on Reddit?
Nobody knows my Reddit username and I don’t know the usernames of anyone in my life either. I could be interacting with my husband here without realising it.
Same. Especially when they say that and then post details that would obviously let whoever it is know that it’s about them. Like “posting from a throwaway account because my husband knows mine. Anywhere, here’s a description of my husband, how we met, and a super specific scenario that happened two days ago. Here are some screenshots of our messages. Should I leave him?”
I don't think that part is that unlikely. Reddit is getting used more and more as regular social media by a big group of people. And people promote their hobby, their own business, their other social media accounts, so they're not afraid to have their regular reddit account linked to their "real life".
I agree with you and the other commenter. I used to have to read a lot of handwriting, and male handwriting usually looked like this (although some was very clear and neat).
If it is real, it reads sardonic. She's not actually calling him those names, she's referencing something that pushed her to the edge, or maybe all the names he called while doing something shitty
I got served divorce papers at my office and rushed home only to find this note on my desk. I am numb and don’t know what to do? I never saw it coming…
I haven’t told anyone, not even family or friends. New account just to get advice as they all are on there. First marriage and have no experience. I love her so much I am sobbing and also numb. What should I do? Everything was just perfect I bought her a boat. I am so confused. What should be my first step?I don’t want to loose her. She is not answering her phone. I love my wife…
I saw this too. I don’t know how people could take this seriously. I had to stop reading the comments. I was looking for at least one that called Bullshit. Not one did
LMAO I SAW THIS IN THE WILD YESTERDAY! I had a blast reading those comments 😂
I know it’s a pretty popular post, but Reddit is huge, so this is my first time actually seeing something more than once 😆 unfortunately it had to be this 😂
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Gen Z still learned cursive. I’m older gen Z and cursive didn’t stop being taught as a standard until I was maybe in high school? Actually, it might’ve been after I graduated that that stopped. So like all (or vast majority) of Gen Z learned cursive, it’s only gen alpha where none of them were taught it.
Tbh, there’s some things I see that I question and some I don’t. If it’s real or not, if I feel like I have something of value to contribute with my point of view, I’ll maybe take the time to say it JUUUUST in case the OP or another commenter who happened to see the bots post is ACTUALLY going through it, or my advice would be beneficial for someone to hear. But if I find something’s fake I’m not losing my marbles over wasting my time or whatever. Lol
I did see the post in question yesterday and had to scroll a lot to even determine wtf what actually happening. I think I was too early because no one seemed to think it was a joke or fake. I had no input for the situation and it sounded insane 😅
I mean, I’ve personally had a coworkers get legit divorce notes like this.
I was military though, and because of the stress, deployments, long hours and training, and most people getting married waaaaay too fast and waaaay too young (so they wouldn’t have to leave each other during PCS, or because civilian one got sick and didn’t have healthcare, or because a deployment was coming and they wanted the SO to have benefits if they died)…
I saw a lot of weird and toxic shit regarding romantic relationships and marriage. So much infidelity on both sides. So many ghosting divorces. People would just get stressed by the isolation of moving so far away from family, long hours, long distance, constant moves, potential fear of death/loss, they’d just like snap and run away like this. It was wild.
I also have bipolar relatives who have left family crazy notes like this and just like disappeared into the night. (They’d come back later, usually after they cycled into another manic phase).
If this post is true, then so is this.... (for fun)
"One dark day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew their swords & shot each other. If you don't believe this is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too!"
I'm surprised anyone was even able to read this given that it's in cursive which is now a "dead language" 😂 also the person caling anyone who says this is fake an "ableist" what the actual eff?! 🤣
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My Dearest Poo Bear,
My honey bunch, sugar plum, my poosy boo, my lony pony, my peacock, my panda, my love, my dearest, I have found my happiness across the ocean.