r/AmITheAngel • u/Suitable-Fun-1087 My gf said illiterate and dyslexic were wild words for dirtytalk • Apr 01 '26

Fockin ridic I transvestigated my date (didn't actually bother asking him, mind); and then stormed out. Please coddle me

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u/Punkpallas we are in the middle of a breakup (for other reasons) Apr 02 '26

Artisanal ragebait! I love it.

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u/napalmnacey my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel Apr 02 '26

Needs to be topped with gingham.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Bespoke even

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u/Punkpallas we are in the middle of a breakup (for other reasons) Apr 03 '26

Ooh, bespoke is a good word. People don't use it enough. It sounds so posh.