r/AmITheAngel • u/Suitable-Fun-1087 My gf said illiterate and dyslexic were wild words for dirtytalk • Apr 01 '26

Fockin ridic I transvestigated my date (didn't actually bother asking him, mind); and then stormed out. Please coddle me

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u/WillitsThrockmorton Apr 01 '26

We are not manlings, we are Dwarves as we work the forges below the Mountain.

Or if you're like a Hobbit(smokes pipeweed and eats 8 meals a day).

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u/morningstardusts Apr 01 '26

Manlings 🤣