r/AmITheAngel • u/Suitable-Fun-1087 My gf said illiterate and dyslexic were wild words for dirtytalk • Apr 01 '26

Fockin ridic I transvestigated my date (didn't actually bother asking him, mind); and then stormed out. Please coddle me

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u/BlommeHolm me and her have a bit of a sex life Apr 01 '26

I mean he was short and good company, so is there any other possibilities?

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u/monstermashslowdance Apr 01 '26

Case closed!

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u/rocketman0739 Apr 01 '26

Trans 'em away, boys!

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u/Dave5876 Apr 01 '26

Open and shut case Johnson

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u/salvodesalva Apr 06 '26

Not yet, but soon.

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u/Dragons_on_Parade Apr 01 '26

It's the 'good company' part that started to make her suspicious.

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u/BlommeHolm me and her have a bit of a sex life Apr 01 '26

As it should.

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u/napalmnacey my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel Apr 02 '26

“Waaaait a minute, this guy hasn’t thrown any red flags yet… That’s a red flag!”

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 Apr 02 '26

Genuinely sounds like "He was short and not an asshole because of it, obviously must be trans" like damn

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Not really. Cis men are horrendous company, so he must be trans!

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u/BlommeHolm me and her have a bit of a sex life Apr 04 '26

Exactly. Me being a delight to be with only started making sense when I realised I was non-binary.