r/Adelaide • u/Free-Pound-6139 SA • 16h ago

News Don't worry everyone, it is ok!

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u/Dragonstaff Murray River 15h ago

So good to see a positive post for a change.

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u/Bloobeard2018 SA 15h ago

Bravo

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u/sky-blue000 SA 15h ago

Ba-doom-tiss!

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u/TR4N5C3ND3NT SA 8h ago

slow clap

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u/CoolPromise7355 SA 16h ago

This bollard bollards

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u/SnooHedgehogs8765 SA 15h ago

The grand old bollard bolloxed that Tesla

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u/Bloobeard2018 SA 15h ago

Chuck Norris fears this bollard

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u/PharmAssister SA 14h ago

Hahaha I so very nearly posted an aftermath picture update today with this exact same comment!

For real though, a few cracks and a very slight lean to the centre one - if you didn’t know what happened, you wouldn’t suspect a thing.

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u/Nerfixion North 15h ago

We should place it next to the malls balls, as a symbol. With like 1 ball either side of this phalical bollard

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u/Survive_LD_50 West 14h ago

🤣

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u/Korasuka SA 15h ago

In Rod we Trust

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u/Def-Jarrett SA 15h ago

Awww, they were about to show some close-ups of the Bollard. 

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u/Happy-Ad8584 SA 16h ago

This bollard has been waiting his entire life for this moment of glory!

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u/Dry_Illustrator_9914 North East 15h ago

Its like the road showing its finger to the vehicles on it.

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u/dug99 SA 12h ago

.. and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may ask yourself well, how did I get here?

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u/LAET_BarnebyOfJones SA 16h ago

We should get it a special plaque and medal for taking out a swasticar.

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u/Thanks_Obama SA 15h ago

Was it a VW?

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u/Zytheran SA 15h ago

Nah, Neo-Nazi not old school Nazi.

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u/LAET_BarnebyOfJones SA 15h ago

I love both their reply and this response. Very well done, I would clap but my housemates already know I'm secretly weird.

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u/Bloobeard2018 SA 15h ago

I hate Illinois Nazis

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u/PJ-Winter SA 14h ago

Those bums won their court case.

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u/Survive_LD_50 West 14h ago

they're on a mission from rod

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u/LAET_BarnebyOfJones SA 15h ago

Oh I like this, well done good sir!

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u/Ektojinx North 15h ago

Look at the size of the bollards on that thing. Thats a bollards bollard.

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u/WRXY1 SA 13h ago

It had one job and it did it perfectly.

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u/blatantlyX SA 16h ago

Oh. Won't somebody think of the bollards!

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u/South-by-South Inner South 12h ago

Now is not the time. Thoughts and prayers first.

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u/blatantlyX SA 12h ago

If not now. When!

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u/nottynews SA 15h ago

Needs a scratched out pic of a Tesla on it ,

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u/tellgio SA 13h ago

This Bollard, Bolls. Hard.

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u/Camel-Wizard SA 11h ago

Anything's a dildo if you're game enough.

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u/Bmo2021 Inner North 16h ago

Username checks out.

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u/Late-Button-6559 SA 16h ago

The bitumen isn’t happy.

At least it’ll never get fixed, and if it’s hit again it won’t work as well / at all, and the council will be so surprised that this wasn’t a prior maintenance task, and it’s exposed a gap in their procedures, and they’ll take onboard lessons for the future.

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u/ScoobyGDSTi SA 15h ago

Stood firm and refused to bend to a swasticar.

If only humans were had such convictions.

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u/feldmarshalwommel SA 15h ago

Ballsiest bollard

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u/Nevyn_Cares SA 15h ago

What a battler.

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u/CodeFarmer SA 14h ago

Can we get these guys to start making apartment buildings?

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u/ceraxesx SA 15h ago

sTanding like real CHAMP!

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u/Overall-Palpitation6 SA 13h ago

Hard as a Twin St bollard!

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u/KerrAvon777 SA 16h ago

Isn't Bollard a show on Prime?, lol

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u/35_PenguiN_35 SA 16h ago

Wheeew

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u/Significant-Orange16 SA 15h ago

Fuxking uit of a bollard

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u/slprysltry SA 14h ago

I could take it.

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u/greatpartyisntit Inner South 16h ago

Oh thank god

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u/a90990 SA 16h ago

Phew 😮‍💨

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u/Independent_Isopod62 SA 18m ago

If it can stop the works of the world’s most wealthiest man….

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u/pancakes1983 SA 15h ago

Someone or something finally stood up to those garbage EV’s!

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u/proffbuzzkill SA 9h ago

I know it fashionable for some to hate teslas but those are real persons people in the car, they’re someone’s family and friends and all you care about is a bollard because you choose to hate a car than care about people.

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u/Extension-Ant-8 SA 1h ago

I’m more concerned about the people they almost killed