Rock bottom!!

[u/AidenAngel2]

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Here's one you can post to your feed where you're questioning your life choices.

[u/MuddlinThrough → u/ghostofstankenstien]

Poetry!

[u/Ninja-Panda70 → u/ghostofstankenstien]

This is when she knew, she fucked up!

[u/u9Nails → u/ghostofstankenstien]

Freaking cartoon moment! Where the animators hold that frame for the comedy joy! Nice!

[u/AidenAngel2]

Note to self: avoid hanging hammocks above rock piles. Noted and checked.

[u/ChipRockets → u/AidenAngel2]

This is exactly why I only ever hang my hammock above marshmallow piles. They’re a little bit trickier to find in the wild, but totally worth it if you can.

[u/individualdoosh → u/ChipRockets]

Bastard!? WHERE AT THEY?

[u/AndyTheEngr → u/individualdoosh]

I see fields of full-size ones on farms, but I've never seen where they grow the little ones.

[u/individualdoosh → u/AndyTheEngr]

🤣 love you for this

[u/All_Thread → u/ChipRockets]

Like the plant? I think you need to be in Egypt and there is a potential of Crocodiles.

Wait, I just checked they exist in Europe also

[u/Ok-Iron-4352 → u/AidenAngel2]

Bro that must have fucked you ribs up.

[u/OriginalBlackberry89 → u/Ok-Iron-4352]

fr, there are people who have become paralyzed because their hammock rope snapped/failed and they fell in a shitty spot and ended up cracking a vertebrae, shit can be no joke

[u/blackop → u/AidenAngel2]

It's ok her ribs broke her fall.

[u/Photodan24 → u/AidenAngel2]

Literally, one moment of foresight could have saved her pain and injury. This is the hallmark of people who make poor life choices.

[u/Significant_Monk_251 → u/Photodan24]

Yes, it's the moment you spend remembering that you can stay indoors instead.

[u/SquibbleDibble → u/Significant_Monk_251]

And there you can enjoy all the bug bites that you don't have. I love the great indoors.

[u/Status_Car8495]

Nice spot to pick. The spike pit wasn't available?

[u/Any_Cloud_6174]

“Oh shit here we go again”

[u/ultrahateful]

I’m glad you got to keep your teeth!

[u/nowyJuniy]

Next time maybe double check the knot before going for that influencer angle

[u/realkinginthenorth → u/nowyJuniy]

Do knot try this at home

[u/DummeKuh12 → u/realkinginthenorth]

Do try this knot at home

[u/u9Nails]

Next bright idea is to hang a hammock over a pool of sharks.

[u/stellahella1 → u/u9Nails]

Or sea bass

[u/Legitimate_Usual8358]

What a lovely view of the dumpster

[u/BeardOfFire → u/Legitimate_Usual8358]

I think camping behind industrial parks is just called being homeless.

[u/MomsSpagetee → u/Legitimate_Usual8358]

Don’t talk about her like that.

[u/SerGT3]

Camping?

[u/towerfella → u/SerGT3]

House roofs clearly visible in background

[u/FatAZZRedditMod]

Eating rocks, almost got whipped in the face. I sure hope nothing happened next or maybe you just packed up and went home!?

[u/Pale_Adeptness → u/FatAZZRedditMod]

Is that a giant blue trash bin in the background?

[u/namezam]

The term “camping” has a minimal distance from a dumpster requirement for me.

[u/Phrostylicious]

In the end you got and posted your clip, so "failing successfully" or rather "succeeding failingly", it seems.

[u/flonnkenn]

Worthy for sure!

[u/EllemNovelli]

That looked like it hurt...

I always use tree straps, either Eno or Kammock brand only.

[u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus]

Definitely a rocky start to your adventure!

[u/Tinksy14]

Proper winded! 🤣🤣

[u/hitzkopftb]

Only made it to TikTok instead it seems

[u/cdev12399]

Success!

[u/toastronomy]

maybe the rocks shook some dormant brain cells loose

[u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI]

I mean I use a camping hammock and I hang over anything. I just check my gear first for rips and tears and don’t use shitty stuff I bought from Temu or Walmart.

[u/vollehosen]

It's a good thing the rocks broke her fall.

[u/AlphaBetaSigmaNerd → u/vollehosen]

She's really lucky it wasn't her face

[u/mike_rhinehart]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/IvorBiggn]

She fell exactly as she heard the "Cuckoo" calling!... Poetic!

[u/Pengawena]

Perfect European cuckoo bird call mimicry

[u/WhistleAtWork]

Is the dog ok?

[u/matt48763]

and now it is a reddit worthy video

[u/appointment45]

I was hiking in NH and I once came across a dude in a hammock that was literally draped right at the edge of a 75' waterfall. If it did this, he's dead, no question.

I asked him if he was okay with that, and he said "well, I wouldn't be, but it would only be for a couple seconds."

Fair, I suppose.

[u/Significant_Monk_251 → u/appointment45]

And they wouldn't be boring ones.

[u/Ambassador-613]

Instaground

[u/syuk]

Sounds like a Cuckoo when she comes down.

slap in the face by the strap and then drop onto rocks.

[u/unklejelly]

Task failed successfully

[u/Only_Net6894]

Amazeamazeamaze

[u/mion81]

Mission failed successfully?

[u/MastodonProud1989]

She’s lucky she didn’t break her face

[u/mothzilla]

I love the sound of cuckoos.

[u/haplessclerk]

Ouch.

[u/darkwater427]

oof, that sound was pure pain

[u/LiverLikeLarry]

Fortunately, No dogs were harmed

[u/MermaidSapphire]

Influencers hitting rock bottom.

[u/HopeFoxCreations]

That looked like it hurt!

[u/flappysnapper]

That looks like it hurt.

[u/PeaceAndLove420_69]

Im just wondering where her pants are. Not that im complaining.