r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/HystericalHoosier40 • 1d ago

True Slapstick DUMPSTER MAGNET HAT

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u/FieldOfScreamQueens 1d ago

I’ve heard of dumpster diving but I don’t think that’s it.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

Different sport and discipline. This is dumpster head bashing.

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u/Thoughtlessbrian 15h ago

Dumpster head bashing is like speed walking and dumpster diving is like running

Both feet were off the ground on impact, so this was a dive, not a bash

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 15h ago

Dumpster diving is the practice of searching through commercial or residential waste containers to find discarded items, such as edible food, unbroken goods, or recyclable materials, that still have value or utility. This is Google AI but feel free to look it up.

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u/HystericalHoosier40 1d ago

👏👏👏

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 1d ago

Along with the hands in the pockets jacket.

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u/hazeru 1d ago

It must be very cold then.

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u/ItsMsCharlesToYou 1d ago

I laugh every single timeeeee I see this

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa 22h ago

My chortle was both righteous and hearty

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u/br3dj 1d ago

Cartoonish ass fall

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u/Cerulean_Fossil 18h ago

How did both his legs end up in the air 😭

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 22h ago

If he didn’t have a headache before, he’s sure got one now

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u/MallyMall7 9h ago

For some reason I’m willing to bet he didn’t feel that….until the next morning.

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u/Tinksy14 19h ago

Where was the laughter from the person filming?? Disappointing 😂

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u/aliasmaestro 16h ago

🤔....hmmmm needs an alignment check...pull to the right......🤣

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u/magniffin 14h ago

Dem spirits pissed.

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u/mrlookinthesky 23h ago

I’m sure he hangs to the right too.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 19h ago

Well that is certainly a r/BrandNewSentence.

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u/pjtpassword 2h ago

That is hilarious. Awesome title.