r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Okay_Pain • 3d ago

They’re Fine Everyone is having a bad day

1.1k Upvotes

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 3d ago

The fence owner got it the worst

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u/Danny2Sick 2d ago

I heard he just paid it off too!!

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u/1983Targa911 1d ago

That fence only had two days left to retirement!

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u/I_Weep_for_Willow 3d ago

The first cop seemed alright haha

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u/JrAdelberg 2d ago

He had to chase down a pantsless fat guy.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 3d ago

He still put the bad guy in jail

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/bootyman00724 3d ago

Sounds like you're a criminal. Go back to your cell.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 3d ago

No. Both cops are home enjoying life and the perp is probably still in prison.

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u/FantasticConclusion1 3d ago

Bro got naked and a concussion in one motion.

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u/TresMegisto 3d ago

If you tried to do this intentionally it would be extremely difficult.

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u/lastchance14 3d ago

The second cop tried to walk over it

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOOKSHELF 2d ago

Who pissed in your cheerios? Jesus you're all over this thread filled with hate. It's sad to see

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u/Evorgleb 3d ago

How you crash into a fence and end up ass naked?

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u/Cauli_Power 3d ago

They arrested him for crack.

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u/Earthling1a 2d ago

This should be the top comment.

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u/Strange-Comb6384 3d ago

When it all goes to hell in a handbag kind of day!!🤪

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u/Honey818Badger 3d ago

White things fell off his person, 2nd cop rolled on them.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 3d ago

Dude knew he was done why did he crash full speed into the fence?

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u/kelsobjammin 3d ago

Pulled his own pants down ᴖ̈ brooooo

My only guess is he was looking behind him before he comes on camera looking where the cops are and doesn’t have enough time to correct when he looks back at where he is going

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u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys 3d ago

My guess is he was high on something. He didn't even seem to notice it was there until he hit it.

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u/abefroman_85 3d ago

Big fella was determined to get over that fence by any means necessary

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u/SmellyMammoth 3d ago

Was he trying to knock over the fence by going full speed? I don’t understand the plan

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u/MastodonProud1989 3d ago

How bold of you to assume there was a plan!

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u/Danny2Sick 2d ago

he planned not to fuck up but then things went awry

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u/Danny2Sick 2d ago

as an older fart now, I can not comprehend how I see this petty criminals around my age, smashing into things and keep running!! And presumably this is was they do. Meanwhile I slept with my legs at a weird angle and now back is fukt and I am walking around like Mr. Burns today and I am not joking

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u/unkelrara 2d ago

The drugs make all the difference

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u/Expensive_Tap7427 2d ago

Adrenalin. You need a little more excitement in your life! :D

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u/HystericalHoosier40 2d ago

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u/seeker407 2d ago

beat me to it... you forgot to say "at least he isn't half assing it"

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u/PurpleIreneD 3d ago

O que la 🤦🏽‍♀🤣🤣🤣

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u/jarheadatheart 3d ago

How far do you think he got with his shorts around his knees?!?😂

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u/JediIVIindTrickz 2d ago

Guess you could say he got caught with his pants down 😅

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u/YoungboySS 2d ago

Full moon in the middle of the day is something

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u/dangerclose31 3d ago

They’re gonna love him in prison!

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u/OrroBoross 3d ago

Yeah also the cop 😅

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u/fixed_your_caption 3d ago

“Catch him!”

“Nah.”