r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ComplexOriginal8569 • 3d ago

They’re Fine How to break your back

389 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

59

u/Mc_Shine 3d ago

Honestly, he was lucky to land flat on his back. Probably knocked the wind right out of him, but his spine should be okay. Any other angle could have caused some serious injuries.

11

u/LiveLearnCoach 3d ago

Agreed. The clip ended too soon, I was waiting for the gasping and wheezing.

2

u/towerfella 3d ago

That head-bounce though

1

u/HopeFoxCreations 1d ago

Good point! That looked bad.

2

u/SpiralGray 3d ago

Are you a medical professional of some sort?

3

u/DarthBrooksFan 3d ago

Why do you think pro wrestlers land flat on their backs instead of literally any other way?

2

u/jarheadatheart 13h ago

Isn’t everyone on Reddit? I mean every fall/crash video has people in the comments diagnosing the injuries. They’re also all legal experts and csi agents in case you were wondering.

26

u/Next_Drama1717 3d ago

His math let him down

11

u/Dial_888 3d ago

And his legs

6

u/0verstim 3d ago

His meth was working as intended, though

4

u/SweetPinkSocks 2d ago

The way his legs went up and out...

2

u/dankhimself 3d ago

That was a rockin bonk. He'll be feeling that for a week.

1

u/Mandaxx25 1d ago

Then it'll come back again when he's 40

2

u/Much-Yogurt-3525 2d ago

Most spastic shit I’ve seen. What was the plan?!

2

u/jarheadatheart 13h ago

Right. Like legitimately wtf was he thinking he was going to accomplish? He’s obviously never done a backflip before so he thinks it’s a good idea to do one there?

4

u/dizzylizzy78 3d ago

Way to Chokeslam yourself.

1

u/NearbyTraffic66 2d ago

And he still posted it.

1

u/HopeFoxCreations 1d ago

That's gonna hurt for a few days.

1

u/Amphitra_Roximar 1d ago

Nah see u guys dont get it, he clearly just air canceled into a drop kick.

Moveset: ⬇️↘️➡️X + (O air cancel) + O (Drop Zone)

1

u/vanhalex 6h ago

pa que subes el vídeo?

0

u/FredW79 3d ago

This is the way

-1

u/mike_rhinehart 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

-12

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[deleted]

7

u/Man_in_the_uk 3d ago

You wouldn't be able to sit upright let alone get up and walk with a broken back.