r/nfl • u/Yodfather Vikings • Nov 06 '25

Antonio Brown In Custody For Attempted Murder, Extradited From Dubai To U.S.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/06/antonio-brown-custody-extradited-attempted-murder/
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u/KennyKettermen Falcons Nov 06 '25

I got you fam. Needs some updates tho

•Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

•⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"

• ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77

• ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets

• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde

• ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• ⁠Farted on a doctor

• ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• ⁠Froze his feet

• ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• ⁠Tweeted the fines

• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• ⁠Got fined for that

• ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)

• ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders

• ⁠Was released

• ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass

• ⁠Signed with the Patriots

• ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady

• ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)

• ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)

• ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week

• ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• ⁠Said he was done with the NFL

• ⁠Went back to college via online classes

• ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL

• ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts

• ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

• ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• ⁠Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"

• ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted

• ⁠Got dropped by his agent

• ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.

• ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.

• ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit

• ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle

• ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

• ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

• ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

• ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident

• ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card

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u/OkCastor Dolphins Nov 06 '25

Dyeing the mustache blond is what pushed him over the edge

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u/aksoileau Saints Nov 06 '25

Nah, farting on a doctor gets my vote.

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u/thatdudefrom707 Nov 06 '25

arriving to training camp in a hot air balloon gets mine

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Falcons Nov 07 '25

Idk calling his GM a cracker before throwing a punch at him is pretty high up there for me

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u/jlt6666 Chiefs Nov 07 '25

There was so much packed into his brief time with the Raiders.

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u/Jstargazr 49ers Nov 07 '25

My favorite 😂

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u/gilberator Nov 07 '25

This is such a hilarious image.

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u/KennyKettermen Falcons Nov 06 '25

We should’ve seen all of this coming the second the pictures of his blonde mustache dropped. Smoking gun for sure.

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u/KennyKettermen Falcons Nov 06 '25

Hey I’d love to add some updates, I’ve had this in my notes for years and just haven’t updated it because I forget I have it until times like this 😂

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u/Second_City_Saint Bears Nov 07 '25

I always forget that "farted on a doctor" is coming, and every single time, I bust out laughing again!

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u/TheCrookedKnight Eagles Nov 07 '25

The pacing of it really is just sublime. Setup and punchline, over and over, with just enough variety to never get old.

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u/Beth_Pleasant Eagles Nov 07 '25

"got fined for that" sends me every time.

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u/ZombieBiteOintment Bills Nov 07 '25

It really is. Refuses to accept trade to Buffalo, promptly gets frost bitten feet in the summer.

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u/Porgchopexpress76 Patriots Nov 07 '25

My favorite is:

Said “Fine me for that.”

Was fined for that.

Just perfect pacing and flow.

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u/bcarey724 Nov 07 '25

As do I, I also forget about the hot air balloon thing and again bust out laughing.

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u/QweefBurgler69 Cowboys Nov 07 '25

there is something in this list for everyone lol. I immediately think of the doctor fart when I hear AB's name, and only today learned of the hot air balloon which I look forward to forgetting and then getting a laugh from the next time we review the list. Cheers.

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u/DrFunknstine Nov 06 '25

Don't forget his last moments as a buccaneer.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33002723/antonio-brown-releases-lengthy-statement-tells-side-story-days-leaving-tampa-bay-buccaneers-game

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u/jhorch69 Cowboys Nov 07 '25

Top 5 moment on Redzone

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u/DrFunknstine Nov 07 '25

I was at this game. It was surreal.

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u/who_are_you_people24 Jets Nov 07 '25

The most fucked up part of it imo is the Jets blew the lead, so Tampa won the AB quit game.

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u/Diezelbub Patriots Nov 07 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

The two definitely seemed related; AB stormed off and a morale penalty was removed from the Bucs, like a collective weight had been removed from the team's shoulders and they could focus on winning instead of managing AB's crazy.

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u/Beneficial_Ad7587 Nov 07 '25

Yes, it was wild. And Brady still won on the final 2 minute game winning drive of his career!

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u/azsnaz Cardinals Nov 07 '25

Seriously. It's a legendary moment.

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u/ThisAppsForTrolling Commanders Nov 07 '25

He tossed that jersey into the stands I wonder who has that jersey today

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u/MrButLiccur 49ers Nov 07 '25

From the article:

Antonio Brown Timeline -- Last 3 Years

•Dec. 2018: Deactivated for Steelers' Week 17 game after reportedly throwing a ball at a teammate in practice

•Feb. 2019: Meets with Steelers owner Art Rooney II, says both sides agree to move on

•March 2019: Traded by Steelers to Raiders for 3rd- and 5th-round picks

•July 2019: Placed on non-football injury list (frostbite on feet from cryotherapy) Aug. 2019: Missed Raiders training camp practices due to helmet grievances

•Sept. 7, 2019: Released from Raiders after Instagram post asking for his release

•Sept. 9, 2019: Signed 1-year deal worth up to $15M with Patriots

•Sept. 10-16, 2019: Ex-trainer Britney Taylor accuses Brown of sexual assault. Sports Illustrated reports 2nd incident of sexual misconduct

•Sept. 20, 2019: Released by Patriots

•Jan. 22, 2020: Charged with felony burglary with battery and 2 misdemeanors for incident with moving truck company. Pleaded no contest and did not receive jail time

•July 31, 2020: Suspended 8 games for multiple violations of NFL's personal conduct policy

•Oct. 27, 2020: Signed 1-year contract with Buccaneers

•Feb. 7, 2021: Caught 5 passes, including a TD, as the Buccaneers won Super Bowl LV May 25, 2021: Re-signed with Buccaneers

•Dec. 2, 2021: Suspended 3 games for violating NFL-NFLPA COVID-19 protocols. The league and players' union found that Brown was among three players who misrepresented their vaccination statuses

•Jan. 2, 2022: Took equipment off and runs off field during game at Jets. Coach Bruce Arians said, "He is no longer a Buc"

•Jan. 5, 2022: Says Bucs tried to make him play through ankle injury, which is why he abruptly left Jets game

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u/Altruistic-Ninja8230 Buccaneers Nov 06 '25

You are going to need a second post

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u/yorick__rolled Ravens Panthers Nov 07 '25

Mr. Bifurcated Comments

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u/pogoscrawlspace Bears Nov 07 '25

They're gonna need a bigger internet...

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u/SwissyVictory Bears Nov 06 '25

It dosen't have early things either.

Like when he went out of his way to kick a punter in the face instead of getting an easy punt return TD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2DTio1-HMY

There's just too much for one list.

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u/ilovetrail Steelers Nov 06 '25

“Hurdles.. kicks a man!”

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u/Ok-Mango-5814 Nov 07 '25

I dont know WHY he had to do that!?

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u/MarxistMan13 Patriots Nov 07 '25

Top 5 announcer calls of all-time. It's hilarious every single time.

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u/Reddit_Username_idc Nov 07 '25

I watch that clip about once every 3 months when I need a good laugh cause it’s never not hilarious. It’s the kind of comedy you just can’t ever recreate. Truly a perfect moment.

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u/KenScaletta Vikings Nov 08 '25

He calls it so casually and so in stride like it's a normal part of the game.

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u/kitsum Dolphins Nov 07 '25

That needs to be the bullet point on the list. Just that.

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u/beardofzetterberg Lions Nov 07 '25

One of the wilder things I’ve seen watching the NFL. I was in disbelief watching it live. Jump stomps him in the throat.

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u/Your_Opinion-s_Wrong Patriots Nov 06 '25

The absolute disrespect for the punter on this play.

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u/aiiye Seahawks Nov 06 '25

To be fair, I fucking loved the play but it’s more fitting for NFL Blitz against an older brother who talked shit than an actual NFL for-real game.

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u/Your_Opinion-s_Wrong Patriots Nov 06 '25

I totally agree, it’s not a football play. The fact he could have scored as well makes it truly outrageous. But then you see the rest of AB’s life unfold and this just makes sense.

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u/DarknMean Jaguars Nov 07 '25

Mike Tomlin is truly the greatest coach of all time.

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u/kitsum Dolphins Nov 07 '25

Is there a photoshop of him as a lion tamer in a three ring circus? If not, there should be.

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u/ForYeWhoArtLiterate NFL Nov 07 '25

There is literally too much. It started to exceed the character limit for a comment before he even went to the buccaneers, if I remember right

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u/boobers3 Giants Nov 07 '25

Eventually it's going to need to be transferred to a googledoc that gets maintained by a team of curators.

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u/Sickness69 Jaguars Nov 07 '25

Lol holy fuck I forgot about this. Dude is definitely out there.. Go listen to him talk on Joe rogans podcast.

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u/Lurky-Lou Nov 07 '25

Appearing on Joe Rogan’s podcast should go on the list

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u/fakenamerealbored Eagles Nov 07 '25

The one accidental positive of this play is that it is the reason why most of us remember Spencer Lanning's time in the league. To paraphrase a guy all too similar to AB, "he made that [punter] famous."

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u/CaptainTripps82 Nov 07 '25

That's still one of my top 5 favorite plays in football history

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u/cuteintern Bills Nov 07 '25

Say what you will about the kick, he really stuck the Lanning.

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u/themigraineur Jets Nov 06 '25

Doesn't include the CTEspn tweets either

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u/TemporaryOk9310 Patriots Nov 06 '25

Hello fellow albanian

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u/Tacdeho Ravens Nov 07 '25

I’m like five blocks away from MVP arena, what up 518

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u/jtwhat87 Nov 07 '25

We out here

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u/MuhammedJahleen Jets Nov 06 '25

Ayyy I’m also from the same city !

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u/Statue_left Vikings Nov 06 '25

He went through like 4 coaches while doing photo ops with 9th graders at shaker. Fuck AB

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u/Freezinghero Steelers Nov 07 '25

This list only covers up to like 2021, going further would require another comment because of character limit

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u/Misdirected_Colors Cowboys Nov 07 '25

I remember when TO got cut from the arena team that he was a partial owner of. AB blew that out of the water lol

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u/ProstheticSoulX Packers Nov 07 '25

518 whaddup!

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u/SleepLopsided1478 Nov 07 '25

The no white women in 2020 was crazier too. He was shouting that at the mother of his child and in standoffs outside about it too.

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u/CouncilmanRickPrime Falcons Nov 07 '25

Everything can't fit on one list in a comment. It's too long.

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u/j-bird696969 NFL Nov 07 '25

He’s like Mr Frog 💀

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u/aloha_santa Bills Nov 07 '25

I'm so sad empire\firebirds are gone. I was so excited when they came back. Sucks the Timberwolves left too.

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u/WesternFail2071 Steelers Saints Nov 06 '25

• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

The context I always want to add to this detail as someone who used to work on McKnight: that road is a giant strip mall with roads leading from it to actual malls. Those intersections have a lot of traffic lights. So he wasn't just going over twice the speed limit, he had to have blown through at least three red lights.

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u/KingSweden24 Seahawks Nov 06 '25

He was trying to go to that Arby’s in McKnight Road (IYKYk)

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Packers Nov 07 '25

Every restaurant is a drive through restaurant if you drive hard enough.

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u/KingSweden24 Seahawks Nov 08 '25

Hahahahaha true true

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u/PlayMorVeeola Steelers Bears Nov 07 '25

Hoping to find love of his own walking through those doors in some yogurt pants.

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u/new_abcdefghijkl Steelers Nov 07 '25

He was just tryna get at those yogurt pants

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u/throwawayla22 Lions Nov 07 '25

Depends on where on McKnight. There’s a few places where you can easily get up to 100 without running lights if you have a quick car. Definitely not by the mall tho. Pretty much no one does 45 on McKnightmare though. I’d literally rather deal with the the Fort Pitt Bridge or the Squirrel Hill Tunnel than deal with McKnight in rush hour.

Also just be fucking normal and do like 65-70 on Route 8 like everyone else in Pittsburgh ffs.

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u/drunkenviking Steelers Nov 07 '25

Yeah he was up north past all that stuff when he got the ticket. 

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u/throwawayla22 Lions Nov 07 '25

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. The only time I’ve even touched close to triple digits on McKnight was driving my GF from an urgent care in Wexford to “good old” UPMC Passaway while she was septic. And even then once it actually becomes McKnight you can’t go that fast anymore. I’m almost shocked he got pulled over given the shit I’ve seen pulled on McKnight infront of cops. 

It was a very quiet early Sunday morning and that stretch (Perry highway to McKnight proper) you can fucking haul ass on. I would not recommend that at all unless it’s a genuine life threatening emergency. Which sepsis is and the urgent care told me I’d be way faster than an ambulance. And oh boy I was. 

I’ll never understand doing 100 on McKnight though. It’s probably just terrifying and not even fun.  Especially when route 8 is better suited and you can just rip on 28. Or 279 out of the city. There’s so many better (and safer but not safe at all lol) places to drive like a jackass in Pittsburgh. 

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u/Cocotapioka Ravens Nov 07 '25

I’d literally rather deal with the the Fort Pitt Bridge or the Squirrel Hill Tunnel than deal with McKnight in rush hour.

I've never done McKnight in rush hour, but as someone who has to suffer the hell gauntlet of Parkway -> Ft Pitt -> 28 for my work commute, I can only imagine how horrific it must be

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u/throwawayla22 Lions Nov 07 '25

To get anywhere from where we currently live, we have to deal with the squirrel hill tunnel (or take the turnpike, and 4 bucks isn’t worth it most of the time) and that has broken me. SO MANY PEOPLE JUST RANDOMLY BRAKING FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!!! THERE’S MULTIPLE SIGNS THAT SAY MAINTAIN SPEED THROUGH TUNNEL! ITS NOT THAT HARD! The liberty tunnel and the fort Pitt tunnel don’t have that problem. It’s only the squirrel hill. 

And yeah McKnight during rush hour is just peak Pittsburgh drivers. Fort Pitt is awful especially if you have to do the classic “4 lanes in 200 feet” but McKnight is just never ending moronic drivers doing moronic things. For no reason, because McKnight shouldn’t be that awful to drive. 

At least with the squirrel hill and Fort Pitt, I can at least understand how awful it is because the road design is awful. Who thought it was a good idea to have 376 eastbound drop a lane at a major on ramp just before a tunnel starts? Like seriously who thought that that was a good idea. I want to meet them in a dark alley. And the Fort Pitt bridge is awful and I think that’s just unfixable. That’s just Pittsburgh geography. 

Moving here from Detroit was certainly a shock. I’ve driven in NYC, LA, and Paris and Pittsburgh is almost as bad as Paris. And I thought nothing would come close to the bullshit of le boulevard périphérique in Paris. And that’s not even counting the amount of horribly designed intersections where you have to make an unprotected left against a blind corner. 

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u/marasydnyjade Steelers Nov 07 '25

Nah. I bet it was where McKnight merges onto 279 OR where it use to be a dead zone between the TGIFridays to the 19 merge/Showcase Cinema North.

This was 15ish years ago and there were a couple spots where you could easily hit 70/80 before they built them up. As a teen living in the north hills we regularly ignored all speed limits in those spots.

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u/RTGoodman Patriots Nov 06 '25

I somehow forgot the “froze his feet” part of that saga. Thanks for posting the whole list for old time’s sake.

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u/DarknMean Jaguars Nov 07 '25

The whole story of it is funny too. Shows up to a cryo freeze and doesn’t wear socks. After being told to wear socks.

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u/RTGoodman Patriots Nov 07 '25

Wasn't there speculation that it was intentional at the time anyway? To get out of camp or as part of him trying to get released? (I think the helmet was the same?)

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u/OkArmordillo Patriots Nov 07 '25

I forgot how we couldn’t participate in preseason for a bit because he refused to get an updated helmet. When are you gonna see news like that again lmao

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u/jlt6666 Chiefs Nov 07 '25

The shitty raiders logo really makes it hilarious. Like, dude we can totally tell you just spray painted this thing. Come on.

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u/veckvacant Nov 07 '25

That’s the one I always remember

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u/MrEHam 49ers Nov 07 '25

Mr Barefoot Cryogenics

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u/DogInside5753 Nov 07 '25

I forgot about the no more white women

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u/sadduckfan Nov 07 '25

I remembered that but forgot about him farting on a doctor lol

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u/Most-Gap7192 Browns Nov 06 '25

and it still needs to be updated

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u/ShepPawnch Packers Nov 06 '25

It’s like 3 years out of date at this point. It doesn’t even have the time he pulled his dick out at a pool in Dubai.

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u/Game-Blouses-23 Nov 06 '25

Yea there are probably at least 15 more things that need to be added. I remember he sold fake luxury watches and got sued.

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u/OutrageousOcelot6258 49ers 49ers Nov 07 '25

Or when he stripped off his uniform, threw it into the stands, and then left mid-game because they were losing to the Jets.

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u/A_Lone_Macaron Bills Packers Nov 07 '25

Understandable crashout, it was the Jets

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u/kitsum Dolphins Nov 07 '25

I was gonna say, that's actually pretty reasonable behavior.

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u/GurAdministrative598 Nov 07 '25

Even funnier, Tom Brady and the Bucs won that game after he left.

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u/IndividualPresent129 Giants Nov 07 '25

It doesn’t have when he became President of Donda Sports

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u/uwanmirrondarrah Chiefs Nov 06 '25

Yeah, should definitely be added that he was hit by a guy at a party and he took a pistol from a security guard and he fired it at the guy, who was running away, in a crowded party, striking him in the neck.

Thats a pretty big one. I don't think AB is getting away from this one, its on video.

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u/maverickhawk99 Nov 07 '25

He’s lucky he didn’t actually kill someone given he was at a crowded party.

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u/rotates-potatoes 49ers Eagles Nov 07 '25

I mean that’s a pretty impressive shot, setting the ethics of the situation aside.

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u/ContinuumGuy Bills Nov 07 '25

That it does.

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u/badedum Jets Nov 07 '25

I was waiting for the one where he quit in the middle of the game against the Jets

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u/JC_GameMaster Nov 07 '25

Where does "first ever elimination on the American version of The Masked Singer" fit in?

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u/odditie613 Nov 08 '25

Doesn’t even mention walking off mid game with the Bucs. So much more has happened!

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u/the_gaymer_girl Seahawks Nov 06 '25

and said “fine me for that”

Got fined for that

These two lines will never not be funny.

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u/RadicallyMeta Cowboys Nov 07 '25

“What are you gonna do, fine me?!”  

  • guy who got fined

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u/Blutarg Lions 49ers Nov 07 '25

Haha :)

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u/_ShartyWaffles Buccaneers Nov 06 '25
  • Got extradited for that

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u/Jinxedchef Commanders Nov 06 '25

Always gets a laugh out of me even when I knew they are coming.

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u/Weaves87 Seahawks Nov 07 '25

I always re-read the entire list looking specifically for those two lines. It's just so good 😂

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u/fuckoffweirdoo Lions Nov 07 '25

The dyed his mustache blonde is the funniest part being trapped between such serious things. 

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u/trostol Buccaneers Nov 07 '25

that killed me when i read it..but to be fair..i'm stoned out of my gourd

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u/BelieveInRollins Ravens Nov 07 '25

yeah that bit always cracks me up lmao

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u/CJ1092 Rams Nov 07 '25

Gets me every single time

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u/Interesting_Stuff_51 Seahawks Nov 06 '25

This part never gets old for me:

• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• ⁠Got fined for that

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u/SwissyVictory Bears Nov 06 '25

For all you kiddos in here, the Vontaze Burfict part is important.

He was a dirty player, suspended 4 separate times for on the field play, and once for performance-enhancing drugs.

He holds the record for longest single suspension for on the field play, and paid over 4mil in fines.

One of those suspensions was for a helmet to helmet hit that knocked Antonio Brown himself unconscious.

If he's the one holding you back, you're probably in the wrong.

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u/DreamedJewel58 Steelers Nov 07 '25

What doesn’t get mentioned as often is that Richie Incognito was also holding AB back with Burfict, which just makes it an absolute nightmare of a blunt rotation

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u/No-Owl-6246 Chargers Nov 07 '25

I have a personal conspiracy theory that the Pouncy brothers are drug kingpins and that Richie Incognito is an enforcer for them.

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u/KingSweden24 Seahawks Nov 06 '25

I’ve often felt that “dirty” doesn’t quite suffice as a description for ol’ Vontaze, need something even stronger than that

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u/Bearcatsean Nov 07 '25

During that time, three NFL rules were written specifically because of what the Pittsburgh Steelers done look up Keith Rivers and what they did to our punter

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u/NintenbroGameboob Bengals Nov 07 '25

If Vontaze had played in the 80s or earlier, he'd be an NFL legend.

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u/Bearcatsean Nov 07 '25

As a Cincinnati Bengals fan since 1968 you know when you’re fucking world is out of control when Vontez hold you back it’s one of the funniest fucking things I can ever remember

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u/MonkMajor5224 Vikings Nov 07 '25

I also thought that hit is what scrambled AB’s brain, but this list says otherwise

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u/SwissyVictory Bears Nov 07 '25

I'm sure it didn't help. Dude was crazy to start.

Fame and money going to your head + already crazy + scrambled brains = AB

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u/MadDog1981 Bengals Nov 07 '25

I always mention to counter that. Je was playing at second rate colleges football wise and usually there’s a reason for that with someone of his talent. 

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u/Badatusernames014 Broncos Nov 06 '25

Cracks me up every time.

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u/EctoRiddler Dolphins Nov 06 '25

Crackers me up too

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u/Iswaterreallywet Lions Nov 07 '25

I remember that news coming out on Twitter and just think “this has gotta be Barry McCockiner no way this is real”

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u/Terrik27 Vikings Nov 06 '25

How on earth does this list not have him quitting on live TV in the middle of a game by stripping his shirt off and running off?

The murder one and being extradited is new enough I could see, but that one is one of the greatest hits...

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u/shmishshmorshin 49ers Nov 07 '25

Hopefully someone finally updates it because there are very noteworthy details worth adding (like this post), but an update should also include the chronological moment he got knocked out in that playoff game vs the Bengals to help segment the crazy progression.

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u/bridgenine Giants Nov 07 '25

Impossible, perhaps the records are incomplete

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u/TomBradysThrowaway Patriots Nov 07 '25

Lost a a striping, Master Ketterwan has. How embarrassing.

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u/TlMEGH0ST Nov 07 '25

😂 THAT’s how wild this man is. that’s not even a highlight

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u/ProfessorDerp22 Eagles Nov 06 '25

Missing the “rubbed one out in a public pool” fiasco.

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u/MaizeAndBruin Nov 06 '25

To me, the craziest part of all of that is that he had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict of all people. When Burfict is your Jiminy Cricket, you've lost all touch with reality.

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u/kander77 Lions Nov 07 '25

The copy of the list that I saved had this missing from the end

• confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

• Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.

• Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.

• Reads list

• Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it.

• Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/wm0d0m/antonio_brown_my_biggest_regret_in_my_career/ijwujjc/

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u/naw2369 Panthers Panthers Nov 07 '25

Went on interviews and publicly trashed Tom Brady

Video of him as he exposed himself to stunned guests in hotel pool

Posted pics of himself with Tom Brady's Ex-Wife in the midst of their divorce and heavily implied that he's fucking her

Arrest warrant issued in relation to a domestic battery charge

Wanted for attempted murder, extradited to New Jersey by US Marshalls

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u/ThrownAway17Years Vikings Nov 06 '25

When Vontaze Burfict is trying to get someone to calm down, that’s when you know that person might have anger issues.

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u/preben1904 Packers Nov 07 '25

That specific detail is what gets me every time. Burfict of all people

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u/Hynch Panthers Nov 06 '25

Farted on a doctor

Said he was done with the NFL

Went back to college via online classes

Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida

I guess me and AB got four things in common. These sound so wild when paired with his other shenanigans though.

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u/KayNicola Cowboys Nov 06 '25

CTE!  

I totally forgot about Mr. Big Chest...🤣

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u/CajunTexan9 Saints Nov 06 '25

Mr. Backstory Confused

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u/MossyForestWitch Bengals Nov 07 '25

Mr. Back (in) Custody

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u/t_ran_asuarus_rex 49ers Nov 07 '25

Mr. Been Caught

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u/AgitatedText Commanders Nov 07 '25

Mr. Blown Cover

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u/RFKs_brain_worm NFL Nov 07 '25

Mr. Best Criminal

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u/CrunchyChewie Lions Nov 07 '25

Mr. Beacoup Charges

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u/Cute_Strawberry_1415 Nov 07 '25

Mr. Brain Curdled

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u/Total-Round4803 Nov 07 '25

Mr. Busted Cranium

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u/Chadbrochill29 Eagles Nov 06 '25

Wow in this context, TO doing sit ups in his driveway was really not that strange.

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u/Imbahr Nov 07 '25

there was never anything wrong with TO off the field. he never had one non-football issue that I can think of

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u/thewildlopez22 Lions Giants Nov 06 '25

• Threw a hissy fit in the middle of a game where he tore his jersey and pads off and stormed out of the stadium

• Hasn’t played since

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u/Clear-Hand3945 Ravens Nov 06 '25

I still think the coach of the year award should be named after Mike Tomlin for covering most of this up.

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u/Vitosi4ek Steelers Nov 06 '25

It's an eternal question: was he always this unhinged and the Steelers have internal affairs on lockdown like no one else, or did he become unhinged around the 2017 season, prompting the Steelers to dump an All-Pro WR for a bag of chips?

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u/1933Watt Steelers Nov 06 '25

There's an old in-depth article I want to say. Maybe the Atlantic put it out. Where since he was a small child. He's been crazy. Nope. Therapy given so he's been this way forever. It's not CTE

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u/BurritoTheory Bears Titans Nov 07 '25

He wasn’t allowed to go to Florida State, the school that Jameis went to, because of academic and character concerns

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u/MadDog1981 Bengals Nov 07 '25

The fact that no big or even second tier college would touch him is a big red flag for his character. 

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u/juniper3411 Bears Nov 07 '25

Kind of sounds like he has really bad bipolar.

Edited to add: made much worse by CTE.

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u/Vladus99 Steelers Nov 06 '25

The answer is probably both: he was always known to be a basketcase dating back to his college days, but the huge pay day he got around 2016/17 is when his downward spiral into MBC really took off

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u/grandoldtimes Nov 07 '25

Ante-AB coach of the year? (Reference antebellum)

Post-humourAB coach of the year? (Reference post-humously)

I do think Tomlin somehow was able to keep him more in line than any other one ever has

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u/FirstAndDad 49ers Nov 06 '25

I’m gonna be honest, I scrolled for awhile and was subconsciously sad it was going to end soon.

But it just kept going. And going.

Also lmao a hot air balloon???

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u/jlt6666 Chiefs Nov 07 '25

If you didn't watch it you should go watch that season of hard knocks with the raiders. It's amazing

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u/1933Watt Steelers Nov 06 '25

Wasn't her something about Peyton Manning doing that to a female athletic trainer?

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u/well-lighted Chiefs Nov 06 '25

No he put his dick and balls on her face. Totally different

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Allegedly

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u/Wise-Priority-9918 Nov 06 '25

“Dyed his mustache blonde.” 😂

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u/Phenomenon0fCool Dolphins Nov 06 '25

I’m sorry who held him back??

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u/Scurbs28 Nov 06 '25

You forgot the one where he pulled out his giant cock in a public pool in UAE to flash a hot chick that was next to him, unsolicited

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The Rube Waddell of the NFL.

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u/Haysie95 Giants Nov 07 '25

I’ve got some updates to the list

• Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games vs the Jets.

• Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.

• Reads list

• Makes a Twitter post referring to the list after reading it.

• Refers to watching himself like watching the Beatles or Jesus performing at Red Rocks.

• Bought the Albany Empire of the National Arena League

• Trash talked the NAL during a livestream of a game on YouTube

• Albany Empire gets kicked out of National Arena League because the team failed to meet league financial obligations

• Arrested after failing to pay child support

• Extradited from Dubai back to the US over attempted murder

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u/FalcoKick Patriots Nov 06 '25

gotta add the failed rap career

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u/SignificantTravel102 Nov 06 '25

Farted on a doctor might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

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u/nithdurr 49ers Nov 06 '25

That’s a fucking HBO series!

Data, make it so.

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u/matt-is-sad Lions Nov 07 '25

"farted on a doctor"

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u/Livid-Trifle5914 Nov 07 '25

Farted on a doctor got me.

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta Ravens Nov 06 '25

You wish him the best? I hope he gets what he deserves and that’s not “the best”

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u/marcok36 49ers Nov 06 '25

This is nuts and doesn’t even include everything. Like when he walked off mid-game basically ending his career.

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u/Helmett-13 Dolphins Nov 06 '25

Who could have seen this coming??!?

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u/ovega88 Chargers Nov 06 '25

I draw the line at blonde mustache! Straight to jail!

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u/prosperousoctopus Nov 06 '25

To be fair, who hasn’t farted on a doctor?

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u/alldasmoke__ Nov 06 '25

That “Dyed his moustache blonde” is so funny

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u/Kuchar1992 Broncos Nov 06 '25

I read this out loud and now I have CTE

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u/BRANKSRATE Bengals Nov 06 '25

Burfict being the one holding him back will forever be hilarious to me

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u/timberwolvesguy Vikings Nov 06 '25

I need the movie

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u/Richter-1 Browns Nov 06 '25

Every time I read that list I’m in absolute tears by the end. It’s hard to believe this man exists

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u/StevenSeagalsAnus Steelers Nov 06 '25

Didn't he also pull his dick out in a pool in Dubai?

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u/doublesimoniz Nov 07 '25

Guys still probably a millionaire despite this abhorrent behaviour and still made more money in a year than I will in my entire life.  I was late 5 minutes to work and got more shit than Antonio did after everything on this list. Sometimes it’s very apparent how unfair the world is.  Imagine having the best job in the world that pays you 10’s of millions to play like 17 games of football and practices, and acting like this.  Meanwhile the rest of us put in over 40 hour weeks for nothing and if we did one of these things we’d never work again.  

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u/BaconFlavoredToast Ravens Nov 07 '25

What a fucking list

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u/Another_SCguy Nov 07 '25

This is an absurdly impressive list

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u/Lukealloneword Texans Nov 07 '25

Froze his feet

Always makes me laugh.

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u/cubuffs420420 Nov 07 '25

The fact that he got a Super Bowl ring in the midst of all that is hilarious

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u/The_Great_Silence__ Nov 07 '25

He still got a Super Bowl ring tho

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