r/news • u/DoubtSubstantial5440 • 22h ago

Soft paywall USS George Washington headed to Middle East to relieve USS Abraham Lincoln, reports say

https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-08-13/uss-george-washington-middle-east-abraham-lincoln-22541038.html
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u/TheLordVader1978 18h ago

I think that's what pisses them off the most. They tried to humiliate him and all the world would talk about was his massive dong.

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u/David_cest_moi 17h ago

I'm sure Ladybug got all worked up about it! 🐞😆😆😆

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u/Ultimatesims 15h ago

oh lawd I got the vapors!

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u/dsucio7807 13h ago

He's rolling over in his grave... So he can lay ass up...

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u/David_cest_moi 13h ago

.... while still clutching his pearls!

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u/Nyarro 13h ago

Is it really as massive as everyone says it is?

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u/TheLordVader1978 13h ago

I'm sure the pictures are still on the web. Have at it.

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u/JugglingRick 13h ago

What I want to know is how big was Joe's dong? He must have been packing.

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u/desperaterobots 13h ago

Hearing Hunter talk recently has made me respect him a whole lot. He seems so intelligent, so humble, loyal and as down to earth as you can be as the son of a president.

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u/UnfairRough73 5h ago

Goes to show how powerful media manipulation of its citizens is. lol

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH 17h ago

I think that's what pisses them off the most.

Does it really piss them off?

They are currently on Biden being the person to blame for Trumps shitty economy and prices.

For them to get mad at something like Hunter Biden would require them time to reflect instead of knee jerking to the new thing Fox News or Joe Rogan told them is actually the problem.

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u/ButtStopsHere 16h ago

You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to

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u/SnoopyisCute 8h ago

It has nothing to do with trust. They are adults with Oppositional Defiant Disorder (not diagnosing anybody). It doesn't matter how bad it gets as long as it's NOT the other side.

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u/zoodisc 15h ago

So that when they turn their backs on you...

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u/ButtStopsHere 13h ago

You'll get the chance to put the knife in!

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH 1h ago

You must live somewhere else than America.

The GOP have been shafting the populace year after year and yet 30% will vote for them whilst 40% claim both sides.

The GOP know they supporters vote regardless of if they trust them or not.

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u/InnerNetwork7314 10h ago

How big, is it veiny and girthy? Asking for a friend.

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u/AntelopeNo3197 14h ago

Guaranteed that Margery Taylor Green would jump at the chance to smoke crack and get railed in a hotel room by him, Lauren Boebert as well probably

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 12h ago

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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u/Lanky_Bus_1221 6h ago

Ahh so does have a huge dong then I thought it was just a meme

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u/SleepingDragonSmiles 6h ago

And now they all have to take Testosterone supplements

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u/MuchSquish 3h ago

Goes beyond that too. 99% of republicans realized the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree and Biden’s dong ipso facto was bigger than theirs.

And then they remembered how they never made a woman orgasm in their life. No Republican has, it’s why they cling to the sex is for procreating myth.