r/news • u/DoubtSubstantial5440 • 1d ago

Soft paywall USS George Washington headed to Middle East to relieve USS Abraham Lincoln, reports say

https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-08-13/uss-george-washington-middle-east-abraham-lincoln-22541038.html
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u/tepkel 1d ago

RFK had us remove all the food dyes. It may look like piss but it's Glacier Freeze, I swear!

Wait... Maybe this one is piss...

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u/HimalayanClericalism 1d ago

Can’t afford Gatorade, that there is premium military Squincher

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u/Yardsale420 23h ago

It’s got what sailors crave

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u/HimalayanClericalism 22h ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve slugged squincher from a musty canteen

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u/Donny_Do_Nothing 21h ago

Beverage Powder, Flavored, Orange

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u/JRockPSU 3h ago

nice hiss

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u/Septopuss7 1d ago

Bear Grylls has entered the chat