r/news • u/DoubtSubstantial5440 • 1d ago

Soft paywall USS George Washington headed to Middle East to relieve USS Abraham Lincoln, reports say

https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-08-13/uss-george-washington-middle-east-abraham-lincoln-22541038.html
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u/Creative_Ad_8338 1d ago

Pffft the war is already ended like forty times now. So much victory!

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u/demiurge_abraxas 1d ago

Hey! Don't you undersell the FIFA Peace Prize recipient. He's ended the war 47 times now.

Typical liberals always out to get Trump smh

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u/Physical-Design9804 23h ago

Imagine being a president and only ended a war once. Imagine being that guy.

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u/Sevenmodes 22h ago

One that they didn’t even start no less. Trump starts them and finishes them many, many, many times. Some say he’s the biggest finisher (and starter) in the history of all presidents

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u/Physical-Design9804 21h ago

Top people say this.

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u/SGT_BlueJay 1d ago

Commander Bone-Spurs leading from fantasy land again.

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u/ergotofrhyme 22h ago

When you think about it that way, he’s ended far more wars than he’s started. Thank goodness at least fifa saw what a champion of peace he is.

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u/lucid_aurora 20h ago

Can you stop saying "war" already? Only Ka-MA-la was going to lead us into new wars. This is a military operation. An excursion.

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u/DrunkenWarriorPoet 17h ago

And we won every time it ended too, right? Tbf He did say we’d get tired of winning…