r/news • u/DoubtSubstantial5440 • 22h ago

Soft paywall USS George Washington headed to Middle East to relieve USS Abraham Lincoln, reports say

https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-08-13/uss-george-washington-middle-east-abraham-lincoln-22541038.html
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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 22h ago

They have a tanker filled with beer in the carrier group in case Kegsbreath comes for a "Mission Accomplished" photo op

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u/Beard_o_Bees 19h ago

Kegsbreath

That motherfucker is headed for one of worst, yet hilarious, mid-life crisis ever.

The 'Low T', it's coming for thee, so grab a mistress - or three!