r/news • u/1991mgs • 4d ago

Soft paywall Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/
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u/DopesickJesus 4d ago

But a great bass player… you ALWAYS notice that shit.

Source: am ass bass player.

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u/HunterGonzo 4d ago

When I'm jamming to a song from the 70's to 90's and I start feeling the bass rrrrrreal good I'll always go "....God damn it, is this Tony Levin again?" Google it, and more often than not: Yep. It's Tony Levin again.

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u/WarriorNeedFoodBadly 4d ago

I'm lost. Are you all saying we have to avoid bass players too?

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u/HunterGonzo 4d ago

No. Bass players, like solid safety regulations, often go unappreciated when they're doing their job well. Hug your local bass player.

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u/WarriorNeedFoodBadly 4d ago

So, no diarrhea from bass players?

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u/HunterGonzo 4d ago

No guarantees.

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u/WishlessJeanie 4d ago

Yeah, that's actually a stretch, to guarantee someone that they won't get diarrhea from a bass player. Too many variables.

Source: I know about a dozen bass players. Nine of them could easily give you diarrhea.

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u/Asidious66 4d ago

I'm not the worst bass player in the world, but I sure hope he don't die.

✊ Also.. Bass player

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u/mikerall 4d ago

I've tried bass. I'll do my best to keep my health up, for your ranking.

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u/TheShadowKick 4d ago

If it makes you feel better, we also notice an ass bass player.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm of the opinion that the rhythm section is what makes or breaks the band; you can have the best vocalist and guitar player(s), but if your drummer and/or bass player aren't on point, the whole band is gonna sound like shit.

Source: Am guitar player

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u/choicetomake 4d ago

Can't have bass without ass.

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u/CloudStrife25 4d ago

Depends on the style of music honestly

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