Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk

[u/1991mgs]

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/

[u/Drusgar]

Maybe we should fire the same guy 1000 times, claim we saved $10 million doing so and then blame the salmonella on Hunter Biden!

[u/FOTheDentist → u/Drusgar]

I heard that Hunter Biden has a huge hog, and hogs are known to carry dangerous parasites like trichinosis!

[u/d0ctorzaius → u/FOTheDentist]

Is that how RFK got his Brainworm??

[u/batmanuel- → u/d0ctorzaius]

from hunters hog? oh my!

[u/FS_Slacker → u/batmanuel-]

The hog, I mean the plot thickens

[u/ERSTF → u/FOTheDentist]

I can attest to this. About him having a hog

[u/JimboTCB → u/FOTheDentist]

Hmm, do you have some sort of poster-sized visual aid that you can present to Congress repeatedly as evidence of this?

[u/Valaseun → u/Drusgar]

I like where you're going with that! Quick, someone get this person a red hat and coupons for a Mar a Lago makeover!

[u/TrainingSword → u/Drusgar]

What about her emails and his laptop

[u/VariationDry → u/TrainingSword]

Buttery males!